Eh Boyz, whoz ya' wanna fight?

[Steel*Faith]

Now we know we can fight Pointy Eared Gitz, Stunties, and Humies. Also the developers have stated that they plan on having battlegrounds for the allied factions to fight each other too. So who do you you want to fight and kill the most?

Me personally, "I want ta stomp some Chaos boyz, those freaks fink dey bezt, and they'z not. I'm gonna show'em who da bosses are, and thatz da Black Orcs. I wanna get me a big chosen boy and smack'em down inta da mud, den stomp on hiz face till I breaks it open. Then i'm gonna get real mean! WAAAAAGH!

[Ralzar]

Also the developers have stated that they plan on having battlegrounds for the allied factions to fight each other too.

They have? You got a link?

[Deadpool]

Chaos boyz are the best, stinky green thing.

[Batzorig]

Green vs. Mean (Chaos)

That would be a fight to remember.:razz:

(btw tentacles rule)

[Steel*Faith]

Bah! I'm bigger, grenner, and meaner than ya Chaos Grots! Youz ain't NUFFIN! WAAAAGH!

Youz Chaos godz can't control us, you can't make us do whatz ya want uz ta do, we can't be stopped, an' we can't be beat! Da Goz of chaos wish they could make Orcs there fighta'z, instead of using weak humies, pointy ear'd gitz, and stunites as slaves. Khorne wishes he had fighta's as big an' strong as us, but he can't, cuz we fight only for Gork an Mork, da true Godz of da wurld!

I'm gonna show ya grots who da real bosses of battle are, get ready for a WAAAGH! like youz nev'a seen before! I'm gonna eat ya'z, i'm gonna craok ya'z with da bones of the dead chaos grots, then i'm gonna pile yaz up in a big fire and roast ya'z to show da Chaos Godz they got Nuffin on da Greenskinz!

Come on Ladz, let'z show'em who'z boss!

(Choppas rule, tentacles get chopped by choppas, you loose).

Btw i'll try to find that article that talks about cross factional battlegrounds.

[Oak]

You grossly over-estimate your station Black Orc.
You dance to the tune of Tzeentch whether you realise it or not, green maironette. Proposing a WAAAGH!! against Chaos is something you would want to reconsider.

:chaos:

[Steel*Faith]

What?! Whoz dat talkin?! stop ya jabba an' let'z fight puny grot! WAAAAGH!

[arthurfoxshot]

Voted for the pancy elfllings tho I would't mind smashing & mashin a few chaos boyz,
they do think there best but they aint!!

WAAAAAAAGGGHH!!

[Okrot]

Once we iz thru' wit smashin' dem stunties we iz gunna' smash all da others, cuz were da orcz and we iz best!

WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

[Krulltak]

We'ze da orcs, and you iz not! Stinking Kaos boyz tink dey tuff but Oi'll show 'em tuff!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[Battlekruse]

"Yere, Dat´s right. Wot woz da brilliant plan again?"

[Gollo]

I'm looking forward to choppin' some stunites or some Pinkis. I voted Stunties though, 'cause that's what I'll be chopping up first >: )

[Smachaz]

Stunties fight gud, i like fighting da gud fightening stunties.

[Sheytan]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh

[Bork]

I'm da prettiest, So I'M DA BOSS!

And I say we smash those freaky, parrot lookin' ladz over the 'ead till they stops movin....and then smash em a few more times just ta make sure da jobs a good'un!

All together now ladz, WaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

[QtipGreenSnot]

Where is the 'fight 'em all' option?

[Steel*Faith]

But a'course we'z want ta kill'em all! But who'z ya wanna kill da most?

(If i added a kill'em all option, that's pretty obvious that 99% of orc players would select that, wanted to see who orc players hate the most.)

[Deadpool]

All will succumb to chaos..

[Steel*Faith]

Yea, Chaos isn't too impressive as of late, and when has Chaos ever made Greenskinz "succumb" to anything?

I recall Orcs making you retreat back last I heard. WAAAAGH!

[Moonbane]

Where is the 'fight 'em all' option?

Yeh, we're missing the "Fight everyone who isnt me" option...
We're orcs, we don't really care who we fight as long as we get to smash a few heads, chop some limbs off, kick someone in the nads, strangle a dwarf in his mates beard, use bretonian armors as pots and use them for cooking (with the knights still inside), break faces, tear flesh, grind bones, burn cities, stomp enemies and friends alike to dust and when its all set and done we will jump on the remains.

[Nethunz]

I sayz we creama dem Spikey humies. dey iz blinded and dey tink they iz da tuffest but itz we'ze orcs dat iz da Bosses!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[Lolah]

WAAAAAAAGH
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['Eadhunter]

Letz stomp some STUNTIEZ!

Need a new Mohawk scalp cap, my head is getting cold... :D

[Instant_Karma]

Stinkin Kaoz Boyz!

[DeadInMySights]

oh my gentle jesus. reading this thread made my eyes bleed.

[Captain Amerika]

Stuntiez! D'em kaoz boyz may think d'ey all d'at but we've got some stuniez at our door steps an' we need to get d'em off! Smash, 'eadbut, an' stomp da litte bug'us 'til d'ey bleed d'en we deal wit' w'oever we wantz to!

[Krulltak]

Stuntiez! D'em kaoz boyz may think d'ey all d'at but we've got some stuniez at our door steps an' we need to get d'em off! Smash, 'eadbut, an' stomp da litte bug'us 'til d'ey bleed d'en we deal wit' w'oever we wantz to!

Ya stupid grot! Da stunties would neva troy ta invade our slag, 'less it uz dem orange 'uns trying ta die! We'ze da 'uns krumpin dem and takin' der place, kuz we iz betta and we'ze get wot we wants.

[Captain Amerika]

Ya stupid grot! Da stunties would neva troy ta invade our slag, 'less it uz dem orange 'uns trying ta die! We'ze da 'uns krumpin dem and takin' der place, kuz we iz betta and we'ze get wot we wants.

I did'nt say d'ey waz goin' for uz at all! I'm just sayin' letz finish da job before d'ey runz away!

[Krulltak]

Hahaha! Datz a funny 'un! Stunties runnin away? Not only do dey not 'ave any red paintz, but deyz weedy lil' legs iz to sho't fo' dem ta run from us Orcz, wit red paint!

Every 'un knows da RED 'UNS GO FASTA!

['Eadhunter]

Red wunz go fasta!

Ya louzy Grotz! The stuntiez have Orange! And 'Alf of Orange is... RED!

Also, Incase youse Grotz were too busy squabblin' you would 'ave noticed da blue paintz on their squidgy facez!

BLUE IZ LUCKY!

Lucky gitz.... :cool:

[Krulltak]

Red wunz go fasta!

Ya louzy Grotz! The stuntiez have Orange! And 'Alf of Orange is... RED!

Also, Incase youse Grotz were too busy squabblin' you would 'ave noticed da blue paintz on their squidgy facez!

BLUE IZ LUCKY!

Lucky gitz.... :cool:


ONLY IF YOU'ZE AN ORC! Dem stunties in't da biggest and da strongest! Deyz ain't Orcs, so deyz ain't green, so deyz ain't best!

[Mondo]

Pointy eared boyz needz to be chopp'd

[Styx]

Where is the 'fight 'em all' option?
Us Shamans got the idea
Im a Greenskin! I don't discriminate! Dead or alive (or even undead) im gonna kill it!
Dem Stunties are first to go though.

[hogwaller]

wheres da skaven i wanna kill dem ratty gits and i wanna chop down dem undead uns as well

[Pugslah]

I wana KILL DEM ALL!

I wana kill da Stuntie

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


but first i wana kill me some Fairys!!




Death to all da people but meself!!

I wana be da first to da fight and the first to DIE!!!!!!!

Edit: forgot the most important thing

[Ripple]

This poll is flawed, there is no option for all of the above.:wink:

[Duty]

This thread delivers.

Oh, WAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! indeed.

[Eadhurtz]

I be fightn' dem pointy eard gitz ta prove dat der's nothin' da gobbo's needz ta be scared off

[Steel*Faith]

I be fightn' dem pointy eard gitz ta prove dat der's nothin' da gobbo's needz ta be scared off

LoL, good one.

[Tpyo]

I'd Like to fight them orcs... somehow...

get the respect us goblins deserve

Bash their kneecaps in

[Zappa]

WAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*casts a Fire Ball*

Pointy ear'd, hoity toity lil' gitz are gonna git ma stick up der buttz and me fireballz in der face!

[treborsdeath]

ize gunna gte me a stuntie then ize gunna ram a pole down iz throat an ill smash im bout abit an then ill old up me new stuntie stick an use it for bashin da otha sunties real good WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zappa]

ize gunna gte me a stuntie then ize gunna ram a pole down iz throat an ill smash im bout abit an then ill old up me new stuntie stick an use it for bashin da otha sunties real good WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*tingle tear*

Bewteeful.......

[Grosh]

Oh my! So much senceless violence... Why can't we live in peace?

Ekhem! I mean...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[Zappa]

Oh my! So much senceless violence... Why can't we live in peace?

Ekhem! I mean...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!


*looks at first part of sentence*

Waaaa'....... gh?

*looks at second part*


WAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

[Zappa]

Oh my! So much senceless violence... Why can't we live in peace?

Ekhem! I mean...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!


*looks at first part of sentence*

Waaaa'....... gh?

*looks at second part*


WAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

[Myling]

I wanna be a part of this thread.

RED WAAAAAGHZ GO FASTA!!!

[Zappa]

I wanna be a part of this thread.

RED WAAAAAGHZ GO FASTA!!!

Dis Gobbo speeks troofs!


WAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGHH
HHHHHHHHHHH
HH!!!!!!

[Krulltak]

Jesus, stop with the massive page breaking WAAAAAGHS!

[Zappa]

Jesus, stop with the massive page breaking WAAAAAGHS!


If you don't want Waaaghs, then go play a High Elf.

[Krulltak]

It is not a subject of how orcy you roleplay, it is a subject of immaturity, spam.

Please, at least try not to break the page.

[Zappa]

It is not a subject of how orcy you roleplay, it is a subject of immature spamming of the board with the uneeded and unwanted.


Then instead, why didn't you ask me to put it in normal context as to not expand the page?

[Krulltak]

Then instead, why didn't you ask me to put it in normal context as to not expand the page?


I just edited the post and wrote that down.

[Zappa]

I just edited the post and wrote that down.


Then that's what I'll do. You'll never be able to get away from the Waaghs, so all there really is to do is ask them to cram it into default context I suppose.

[Krulltak]

Then that's what I'll do. You'll never be able to get away from the Waaghs, so all there really is to do is ask them to cram it into default context I suppose.


Thank you.

[heavyhebrew]

I'm da prettiest, So I'M DA BOSS!

Such was the speech given at the last stand of War Boss Bork of the Flamin' Gitz tribe.

[Arachnaas]

Wot no Kill da runty lil gobis?

da little gobbos squish like the beardy ones... Eh who i kidding you all runty little gubins.
black ones it the bigist and the rest of you runtz best remember that.:cool:

(Orc speech aside I have always wanted to kill the dwarves, fighting them in table top is like punching a brick.)

[Zappa]

Wot no Kill da runty lil gobis?

da little gobbos squish like the beardy ones... Eh who i kidding you all runty little gubins.
black ones it the bigist and the rest of you runtz best remember that.:cool:

(Orc speech aside I have always wanted to kill the dwarves, fighting them in table top is like punching a brick.)


Joo can break our bonez wit stix 'n' stones, but Gork 'n' Mork'll rip ya face off an' sell it on e-bay!

Zappa concurz, fightin' stunties iz leik punchin' ah brick wall...... which iz much easia if joo got a wreckin' ball. >=)

To da Orc-a-pult!

[Vidrak]

Yea, Chaos isn't too impressive as of late, and when has Chaos ever made Greenskinz "succumb" to anything?

I recall Orcs making you retreat back last I heard. WAAAAGH!
Exactly. On the Tabletop the Chaos would just come at you with the Warriors, Horses and all that. But I can tell you one thing. Even the whimpy Goblin fanatics make a quick smear of ANY chaos unit.

Chaos are tough, but stupid. You know it is sad when a Goblin can come up with things that smash your pretty enchanted armor to pieces. Orcs and Goblins wage all the Chaos we need.

[Krulltak]

Exactly. On the Tabletop the Chaos would just come at you with the Warriors, Horses and all that. But I can tell you one thing. Even the whimpy Goblin fanatics make a quick smear of ANY chaos unit.

Chaos are tough, but stupid. You know it is sad when a Goblin can come up with things that smash your pretty enchanted armor to pieces. Orcs and Goblins wage all the Chaos we need.


Uhhhh, a night gobbo fanatic is the hardest hitter on the freaking field, I would not call them "whimpy".

Orcs in the tabletop are also tough, but stupid.

[Vidrak]

Uhhhh, a night gobbo fanatic is the hardest hitter on the freaking field, I would not call them "whimpy".

Orcs in the tabletop are also tough, but stupid.
That depends on how you play them. A doom diver has won games for me in the first turn. Those are definitely the biggest hitters. If you can guess the right distance (which I could always do very well), it is gameover for any general within 4ft ... and their units soon to be fleeing off the table. Fanatics are good against units, but Doom Divers are probably my favorite unit for the army.

Chaos, has no surprises, nothing that isn't predictable. It isn't hard to predict what is going to happen with 1 unit of beastmen, 1 unity of chaos warriors and a mounted unit ... all they can do is what, charge at you?

But having 10 units of orcs and gobbies for the same costs increases what you can work with. Orcs and Goblins, you never know what the hell is going to happen, and before you know it, your opponents army is fleeing with squigs bouncing around, fanatics wrapping themselves around trees and enemy units, your black orcs tearing your night goblins' faces off, your giant 'eadbutting the chaos dragon to the ground and pummeling it with his tree club, and doom divers blasting everything to pieces. Chaos isn't chaos unless you play greenskins, if you ask me ;)

I have not played many people at all that had something you didn't know about on the field. The unpredictability of Orcs and Goblins is what makes them strong, IMO.

[Krulltak]

That depends on how you play them. A doom diver has won games for me in the first turn. Those are definitely the biggest hitters. If you can guess the right distance (which I could always do very well), it is gameover for any general within 4ft ... and their units soon to be fleeing off the table. Fanatics are good against units, but Doom Divers are probably my favorite unit for the army.

Chaos, has no surprises, nothing that isn't predictable. It isn't hard to predict what is going to happen with 1 unit of beastmen, 1 unity of chaos warriors and a mounted unit ... all they can do is what, charge at you?

But having 10 units of orcs and gobbies for the same costs increases what you can work with. Orcs and Goblins, you never know what the hell is going to happen, and before you know it, your opponents army is fleeing with squigs bouncing around, fanatics wrapping themselves around trees and enemy units, your black orcs tearing your night goblins' faces off, your giant 'eadbutting the chaos dragon to the ground and pummeling it with his tree club, and doom divers blasting everything to pieces. Chaos isn't chaos unless you play greenskins, if you ask me ;)

I have not played many people at all that had something you didn't know about on the field. The unpredictability of Orcs and Goblins is what makes them strong, IMO.


And that is why I love them!

[gohan111101]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

[NoneSuch]

Can people please stop breaking the forums with these spam waaghs?

[Krulltak]

Can people please stop breaking the forums with these spam waaghs?


Yes please. If you must WAAAAAAAGH! at least DON'T EXPAND THE PAGE. It's annoying!

[Ninjaguiden]

Them pointy-eare'd gitz be realz scary fer a gobbo like me, but we iz many gobbos! Fry-zapp wiff green thunderz an' krump em with squigly beastz!

WAAAAAAAGHH! (in a tiny, squeky voice)

[UberChoppas]

I'z bash yea kaos we orkies da bigges and bad es' and we bett'r dan dose stuntie weaklins!

WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Kawnal]

HHHHGGGGGGAAAAAAAWW

oh wait...

[Baradun]

I'm da prettiest, So I'M DA BOSS!
All together now ladz, WaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

". . .AAAAGGH ! . ? . "[[[THUNK!!]]] . . .
Action speaks louder than wagh.

[Baradun]

With Orcs and Goblins, you never know what the hell is going to happen, and before you know it, your opponents army is fleeing with squigs bouncing around, your black orcs tearing your goblins' faces off, and your giant 'eadbutting the chaos dragon to the ground and pummeling it with his tree club. Chaos isn't chaos unless you play greenskins, if you ask me.

Nothing like the sight of a truely chaotic army shambling their way across the battlefield, limbs, trees and the occasional goblin flying through the air to strike fear, confusion and a touch of hilarity into the hearts of your opponent.

If I wasnt such a beard-o I'd just have to go greenskin lol. Cant stand Humans and their shadey polotics, Elves and their arrogant pride, both make better target practise than allys so I'm barely a hair trigger away from packing the beard, ale and hammer in and just going all out green lol.

[Zeetchmen]

If I end uo makeing an ork, im gunna send him over(on a giant orc-a-pult?) to fight some elves 8-)

[W@rlock]

Bring it greeny. I got plenty of sword to fit 3 or 4 of you on it at a time.

[Krulltak]

Bring it greeny. I got plenty of sword to fit 3 or 4 of you on it at a time.


Oi ya weedy digga grot! 'Dem skinny lil' toofpicks you call choppas 'z a runty snot's krumpa! Now DIS 'ere cleava...*pulls out massive rusty single edged blade with multiple razor edged spikes protruding from it*.......is a BIG 'UN'S KRUMPA!

WAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*charges*

[Axxar]

Fight da stunties cuz they'z 'ard! Dat makes fer good fightin'!

[Steel*Faith]

". . .AAAAGGH ! . ? . "[[[THUNK!!]]] . . .
Action speaks louder than wagh.

WAAAAAGH! IZ POW'A!

[Ol' Fumblebog]

Me just gonne bash dose stunties… we gobbos ar always in fur som Stuntie bashin’!

[Gurgotz Ironchewer]

Id be fightin' all dem gitz! and if we dont be havin' gitz ta fight we be playin' gobboball!