Hail, fellow Witch Hunters!

[The Apostle]

Hey guys, I'm new to the forum and just sayin hi to all my other witch hunters out there!

OBEY THE HAT!

[Obey_The_Crab]

No! Obey the Crab!

[The Apostle]

You fool! OBEY THE HAT HERETIC!

[Karl van Drak]

Welcome brother - at last, another true servant of the Hat!

[Vikingkingq]

BWAHAHAHAAA! The Legions of the Hatted grow every day! Soon, nothing shall stand in our way, and the Bald shall let loose a wailing and a gnashing of teeth.

[Krulltak]

Hopfully, in addition to adding trophies of enemy skulls, you will be able to steal enemy hats as well.

I look forward to being the first Choppa to wear a stolen Witch Hunter hat.

[Illya]

Blasphemous as it may seem, that'd be kinda cool. Of course, it'd make you a target. An important target at that.

In any case, I wouldn't mind having orc heads hanging from my belt. You know, since orcs are such easy marks. :twisted:

[Krulltak]

Blasphemous as it may seem, that'd be kinda cool. Of course, it'd make you a target. An important target at that.

In any case, I wouldn't mind having orc heads hanging from my belt. You know, since orcs are such easy marks. :twisted:


You would be crawling on the ground if you attached one of their massive heads to your belt.

Luckily for you though that would never happen, as you would be dead in the attempt.

[Illya]

We'll find out, won't we. ;) I'll be sure to kill each orc called Krulltak when I see it.

[The Apostle]

Flintlock>Orc skin

[Krulltak]

Flintlock>Orc skin


Maybe so, but they take long as hell to reload and when in close comat that sewing needle the humies call a rapier would bend on orc skin, not that human muscle would be very effective against it in the first place.

Also, 500 pound green monster with skin as thick as lamellar and the ability to continue fighting through the most fatal wounds (orcs are so stupid they literally don't know how to die:razz: )> a flintlock.

Nice signature by the way.

[Illya]

Well, gamewise I don't know how well that immunity of the orcs will be portrayed. In the vids we've seen, the dwarves did seem to pwn them. But, who knows.

In any case, Witch Hunter > all other classes. And in this section of the boards, I've got a lot of people to back me up. :p

And it is a nice signature, indeed! Not as cool as mine, but definitely as true.

[Krulltak]

Well, gamewise I don't know how well that immunity of the orcs will be portrayed. In the vids we've seen, the dwarves did seem to pwn them. But, who knows.

In any case, Witch Hunter > all other classes. And in this section of the boards, I've got a lot of people to back me up. :p

And it is a nice signature, indeed! Not as cool as mine, but definitely as true.


Orcs, or anyone for that matter, will not be as powerful as their lore versions due to game balance.

And dwarfs can take on orcs in the lore, they just need to mulch em up real good.

I will admit, the Witch Hunter has style.

[Illya]

I will admit, the Witch Hunter has style.

Quoted for truth. In fact, because you admitted it, I'll go so far as to lessen your torturing by a day. Now there'll only be 29 days of pain before burning at the stake.

[Krulltak]

Quoted for truth. In fact, because you admitted it, I'll go so far as to lessen your torturing by a day. Now there'll only be 29 days of pain before burning at the stake.

Don't make me go Ulric on your arse..........pansy little Sigmar o' yours. Even he worshipped the almighty Ulric!

[Vikingkingq]

Don't make me go Ulric on your arse..........pansy little Sigmar o' yours. Even he worshipped the almighty Ulric!

Isn't that heresy against Mork and Mindy, or whatever you greenskins call your godlings?

[Dennis Valentine]

Isn't that heresy against Mork and Mindy, or whatever you greenskins call your godlings?

I do believe it is, Vikingkingq. Thus - this states de facto that there is a dissenter sent upon our community. Bring forth the heretic to the stake - we have an Orc to eradicate/cleanse from this realm of Man/obliterate by the ardour of conflagaration!

Regards,

/signed Dennis Valentine

[thor30013]

Let the clensing begin! Fetch... THE CUSHIONS!

...sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Krulltak]

Isn't that heresy against Mork and Mindy, or whatever you greenskins call your godlings?


It's Gork n' Mork, and I was acting a Ulricite in that one post.

[Vikingkingq]

It's Gork n' Mork, and I was acting a Ulricite in that one post.

Just joking. :p

[Krulltak]

Just joking. :p




Rawr......

[The Apostle]

Little green man, I shall purge you, in time.... :o

[Krulltak]

Little green man, I shall purge you, in time.... :o



I think you have me confused with a goblin, because orcs are a lot stronger and bigger than humans.:rolleyes:

[Oasis]

yay another witch hunter soon we'll be strong enough to rule the world:twisted:

[Karl van Drak]

We don't already?

[thor30013]

We don't already?

Not "officially" *wink,wink*

Besides, if we were in charge, who would be left for the purging? Its that whole "light can't exist without shadow" argument, or something.

[Brother Tonto]

Mwhahaha finally some fellow Witch Hunters

[Smachaz]

There are more Witch Hunters then you know, the only ones you know about broke the first rule of Witch Hunting.

1- Do not speak about Witch Hunting
2- Do not speak about Witch Hunting
3- Do not speak about Witch Hunting
4- Do not ask questions

[Brother Tonto]

Hehe then i guess we are all heretics here including me :confused:

[Illya]

No, no. You misunderstood. You're the heretic. We're the witch hunters. Now, don't ask anymore questions, or we'll have to torture you before we burn you.

[Deathsbest]

Those are the rules for the sigmar witch hunters everyone knows that the real god is the Ha...*Bam* (Deathsbest gets shot in the back of the head)

[Vikingkingq]

There are more Witch Hunters then you know, the only ones you know about broke the first rule of Witch Hunting.

1- Do not speak about Witch Hunting
2- Do not speak about Witch Hunting
3- Do not speak about Witch Hunting
4- Do not ask questions

You forgot the fifth rule of Witch Hunting:

5. Respect the Hat.

[Vikingkingq]

Those are the rules for the sigmar witch hunters everyone knows that the real god is the Ha...*Bam* (Deathsbest gets shot in the back of the head)

My deluded brother, know you not that the Hat is the greatest gift that Sigmar gave to His people, to shade their faces from the glare of Evil, and to keep the head dry from the custard rain of Chaos?

There is no strife between Sigmar and the Hat. They are all of the same. So rejoice and live in peace, and know that you may always depend on the strength of Sigmar to keep the Hat from being blown away in the winds of filthy magick.

[Deathsbest]

I'm sorry my hat must have been titled to far and I wasnt thinking.

[Brother Tonto]

Respect the hat and you will own Chaos

[thor30013]

My deluded brother, know you not that the Hat is the greatest gift that Sigmar gave to His people, to shade their faces from the glare of Evil, and to keep the head dry from the custard rain of Chaos?

There is no strife between Sigmar and the Hat. They are all of the same. So rejoice and live in peace, and know that you may always depend on the strength of Sigmar to keep the Hat from being blown away in the winds of filthy magick.

Yes, you see, its a little known fact (known only to Witch Hunters, by the way) that the Hat is yet another symbol of Sigmar, much like the twin tailed comet.

Oh, wait. I'VE BETRAYED ONE OF THE GREATEST SECRETS OF THE WITCH HUNTERS! *runs away screaming*:lol:

[Brother Tonto]

Nice move now we are all doomed!

[Dark_Legion]

If i see an orc first thing im going to do is shoot its eyes out. Then i shall stick pieces of bruning coal in their eye sockets. The i shal cut of its fingers and toes. Then i shall burn thee at the stake heretic.

[Krulltak]

If i see an orc first thing im going to do is shoot its eyes out. Then i shall stick pieces of bruning coal in their eye sockets. The i shal cut of its fingers and toes. Then i shall burn thee at the stake heretic.


That makes no sense. Orcs are not "heretics" nor are they going to confess to anything. They are just big monsters that want you all dead or beaten. You are suppose to hunt Chaos heretcs. And you would either be split in two, chopped to squig chum or running like a pansy before you managed to put coal in his eyes.

[Oasis]

shut up orc you shouldnt be talking at all:-x , I say we put him on a stake and shoot him for target practice

[inquisitor Roo]

NO! I say we question him of his faith! then we burn him! THEN we shoot him!

[Brother Tonto]

kk first thing is first I need to learn how to use this dang Flintlock! *messes with flintlock goes off and shoots Inquisitor Roo's hat off* oops my bad

[Vikingkingq]

That makes no sense. Orcs are not "heretics" nor are they going to confess to anything. They are just big monsters that want you all dead or beaten. You are suppose to hunt Chaos heretcs. And you would either be split in two, chopped to squig chum or running like a pansy before you managed to put coal in his eyes.

You worship the false idols of Mork and Mindy, foul greenskin.

[Krulltak]

You worship the false idols of Mork and Mindy, foul greenskin.


I would make a come-back if only I could stop laughing.

[Tyr]

We all know that High Elf helms make With Hunter hats look like child's play. I mean come on, our helmets are as big as as big as....orcs.(but not really).

[Krulltak]

We all know that High Elf helms make With Hunter hats look like child's play. I mean come on, our helmets are as big as as big as....orcs.(but not really).


Launchng yoursleves out of cannons would make elves and thier two foot helmets legitimate missle weaponry.

[Tyr]

Launchng yoursleves out of cannons would make elves and thier two foot helmets legitimate missle weaponry.

More effective than a cannonball to be sure. The world shall tremble and be rent asunder the day we cast aside all weapons and spells, don our helmets and go on a headbutting rampage.

[Dark_Legion]

NO! I say we question him of his faith! then we burn him! THEN we shoot him!

I agree lets fix the trial to make him look like a heretic. The lets peel his orc skin off and boil him in hot oil!

[Magusmonkeyman]

Hey guys, I'm new to the forum and just sayin hi to all my other witch hunters out there!

OBEY THE HAT!

Obey, Obey, the hat the hat!!!!! :empire:

[Brother Tonto]

We serve the Hat and destroy all those that resist its holy power!

[Burner]

Hey guys, I'm new to the forum and just sayin hi to all my other witch hunters out there!

OBEY THE HAT!

Hi and welcome! :)

[Godfather]

Power to all witch hunters!! may who who aren't with them suffer greatly! we will destroy any orc in our way!