Three cheers for Witchhunters

[Kuari]

We get our profile next newsletter!!! WOOOOOOOT

[Krulltak]

Booooooooooo!

[Eldrik]

Yeah thats pretty sucky, I wanna hear about the damned Elgi!!!! :(

[Krulltak]

Yeah thats pretty sucky, I wanna hear about the damned Elgi!!!! :(


What kind of dwarf are you if you want to hear about pansies?

[Eldrik]

I wanna hear about the pansies so I can quickly find out their weaknesses and how fragile they look!

[Kuari]

The pansies are on our side you damn dwarf... do you have any idea how scarey a Dark Elf can be? They'll rip open your chest and.... err... I can't think of an acceptable way to finish that sentence...

In any case... *throws a molotov cocktail at the orc*

[Eldrik]

You have much to learn human... *Throws an axe at the same Orc*

[Krulltak]

The pansies are on our side you damn dwarf... do you have any idea how scarey a Dark Elf can be? They'll rip open your chest and.... err... I can't think of an acceptable way to finish that sentence...

In any case... *throws a molotov cocktail at the orc*


Those pansies are pansies and nothing more, who decided to piss off the dwarfs and start a war, but they got what was coming to em!

And Dark Elves are just gothic pansies, only slightly better then the emo Pansies.

*Runs towards the weedy lil' pinkskins with an axe in his shoulder and a belch of fire from his gob after drinking the molotov cocktail*

[Eldrik]

Hate to admit it but the Orc is right... *lines up a cannon towards the Orc"

[Kuari]

Wasn't it the orcs who started a war with the dwarves while at the moment, the elves are fighting eachother?

Either way though, riiiight... don't forget who gave you orcs and goblins a chance to start a WAAAAAGH... that's right, the Dark Elves. THEY set the wheels in motion

[Krulltak]

Wasn't it the orcs who started a war with the dwarves while at the moment, the elves are fighting eachother?


Uhh, no. Orcs are always at war, and quite a lot of dwarf holds have fallen into thier hands, and entire Imperial cities have bee decimated.

But the War of the Beard had nothing to do with Greenskins. After the Elves' cilvil war the Druchii wanted revenge and agitated a war between the Elgi and Dawi, thus causing great damage to both............but of course it was the Elves' fault, both the goth pansies and the emo pansies.

*Jumps on a catapult and launched himself towards the cannon crew*

[Kuari]

I'm talking about more recent events...

[Krulltak]

The Elven civil war happened long ago, as did the War of the Beard.

And Greenskins are always fighting.


Unless you are speaking about W.A.R., which is an alternate timeline from the rest of the Warhammer Fantasy lore.

[Kuari]

I am talking about WAR

[Krulltak]

In that case, I just noticed you edited your post.

The Dark Elves gave us nothing but fancy trinkets. There is always a WAAAAGH! ready to roll if any current one happens to fail.

[vehemoth]

I like Elves. I like Empire. I like Dwarfs. I like Greenies. I like Chaos. To me it is all about gameplay and what the slaughter feels like when your in it.

Oh and this is also a formal "Hip Hip Hooray!"in response to the thread title.

[Rarduzi]

Exuse my ignorance but, how do you know that exactly?

[Kuari]

Says so on the right hand column of the newsletter (just got it in my e-mail)

[Illya]

It certainly does, much to my joy. All you orc-lovers and dwarf-lovers can go suck a PSR. Witch Hunters > ALL!

[Oasis]

ah we're finally next, time to see who pimp our hats become at t4

[inquisitor Roo]

i just hope that all the noise around witch hunters doesn't oversell the role. i would love to see that dynamic in game and how it plays out. i hope there's more to the Witch hunters than just a cool hat... and guns... and rapiers...and...and...and...

[Fusko]

Witchhunters? :( I'd rather learn more about marauders and they're mutations, than witchhunters and they're hat.

[Kuari]

Witchhunters? :( I'd rather learn more about marauders and they're mutations, than witchhunters and they're hat.

Chaos got its turn

[Vikingkingq]

We get our profile next newsletter!!! WOOOOOOOT

Only three cheers? I find your lack of enthusiasm...disturbing.

But seriously folks, PRAISE SIGMAR AND PASS THE HOT POKERS!

[Vikingkingq]

The Elven civil war happened long ago, as did the War of the Beard.

And Greenskins are always fighting.


Unless you are speaking about W.A.R., which is an alternate timeline from the rest of the Warhammer Fantasy lore.

Isn't the Elvish Civil War on-going, in the sense that Malekith is still trying to regain Ulthluan?

[Rydus]

i just hope that all the noise around witch hunters doesn't oversell the role. i would love to see that dynamic in game and how it plays out. i hope there's more to the Witch hunters than just a cool hat... and guns... and rapiers...and...and...and...

Don't forget thier coat, cigars and rightious catch phrases.

[Krulltak]

Isn't the Elvish Civil War on-going, in the sense that Malekith is still trying to regain Ulthluan?


True.

Don't forget thier coat, cigars and rightious catch phrases.

They don't smoke, and catch phrases will only get you killed in a world where WAR is everywhere.

[Kuari]

Only three cheers? I find your lack of enthusiasm...disturbing.

But seriously folks, PRAISE SIGMAR AND PASS THE HOT POKERS!

*lifts up a hot poker* hmmm...... *pretends to fumble and stab Vikingkingg in the eye*

Whoops... all fun and games until someone loses an eye... *mutters: then it's hilarious...*

[Dark_Legion]

Don't forget thier coat, cigars and rightious catch phrases.

I think that the Elves ar dumb because the Dark Elf leader was angry because he couldnt get his throne that was "rightfully" his. Boo Hoo. Its not like he doesnt already have his own kingdom.And in the end it doesnt matter. The Witch Hunters will purge you all and the world will be what i..... i mean we want to make it.

[Vikingkingq]

*lifts up a hot poker* hmmm...... *pretends to fumble and stab Vikingkingg in the eye*

Whoops... all fun and games until someone loses an eye... *mutters: then it's hilarious...*

Hah! Little did you know that that was my false eye!

[thor30013]

*lifts up a hot poker* hmmm...... *pretends to fumble and stab Vikingkingg in the eye*

Whoops... all fun and games until someone loses an eye... *mutters: then it's hilarious...*

Kuari, don't make me waste my good heretic-burning pyre on you. I told you before, firewood's expensive! (and I'm on limited funds):p