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Gorgash
06-13-2007, 08:20 PM
...the Imperial Inquisition?

When, exactly, will you people be forming this guild? Come along now, Warhammer is all about British humor. There shall be a guild based upon Monty Python among you Witch Hunters at some point or you're all just going to have to go stab yourselves with those red-hot pokers you're always waving about.
Garathos
06-13-2007, 11:51 PM
Put him in the comfy chair! We shall return in an hour at around 11 to serve the tea and scones!
Korhadris
06-14-2007, 05:23 AM
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

I'll come in again....
Disco_Dante
06-14-2007, 07:07 AM
In the early years of the sixteenth century, to combat the rising tide of religioius unorthodoxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximiniz of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror, and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisition.
Vikingkingq
06-14-2007, 07:30 AM
...the Imperial Inquisition?

When, exactly, will you people be forming this guild? Come along now, Warhammer is all about British humor. There shall be a guild based upon Monty Python among you Witch Hunters at some point or you're all just going to have to go stab yourselves with those red-hot pokers you're always waving about.

http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8262

A while ago, apparently...
Illya
06-14-2007, 01:30 PM
http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8262

A while ago, apparently...

About six years ago, so yeah. Nothing new there.

Hi. I'm the Lord Inquisitor. Welcome to my domain.
Utruf
06-14-2007, 02:51 PM
"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!"

I want a nice red uniform..