Witch Hunter defeats (understatemet) the Cultist!

[Illya]

Winner: Witch Hunter
(61% of the votes)
Loser: Zealot
(39% of the votes)
Why?

The Witch Hunter is a cold calculating killer while the Zealot attacks on impulse.

The wild flailings of a zelot are no match for the martial skill of a Witch Hunter!!

The hat, man! The hat!

Never bring a knife
to a gun fight.


Truer words have not been spoken.

[Vikingkingq]

Naturally. The Hat is proof against the puny might of the Skull. All Hail the Hat!

[Aqe]

Or that witch hunter is a dps class and zealot is a healing class?

[Ralzar]

It is all part of the great plan.

[Vikingkingq]

It is all part of the great plan.

Sure it is. Face it, Tzeentch is like every bad evil genius, forever doomed to wail: "curses, foiled again! I'll get you next time, Witch Hunter!" Your whole side is Ming the Merciless.

[Illya]

Or that witch hunter is a dps class and zealot is a healing class?

No, you misread the quote. Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, the Hat is supreme. It could've been any opponent, and the Witch Hunter would've come out victorious, because he has the Hat!

[Taurth]

Sure it is. Face it, Tzeentch is like every bad evil genius, forever doomed to wail: "curses, foiled again! I'll get you next time, Witch Hunter!" Your whole side is Ming the Merciless.

Oh go burn some innocent peasants!

[Illya]

Oh go burn some innocent peasants!

If they're suspicious enough, we will. Better to burn the whole village, and be sure the one heretic is dead, than burn the wrong one, and leave the real one alive.

[Vikingkingq]

Oh go burn some innocent peasants!

Ah, so it's ok if I smoke in here? ;)

[Shacklock01]

the Zealot has a very nice Kiris. *Lewt*

[KroqGar]

Oh go burn some innocent peasants!

I may just take you up on that.

[Epiny]

Oh go burn some innocent peasants!
If they were innocent they wouldn't have been with associating with evil creatures now would they of?

[Brother Jonas]

I'd like to point out that peasants are rarely "innocent." I mean, just off the top of my head the number of regulations they violate on a regular basis would be enough to consign them to a fire-stoning. (Whereupon they are pelted by really hot rocks.)

Attend:

- Failure to maintain adequate hygiene.
- Coveting thy neighbor's turnip.
- Illicit thoughts about sheep.
- Sheep-hugging.
- Sheep-kissing.
- Fraternizing with peasants.
- Dancing.
- Thinking impure thoughts.
- Thinking.

I rest my case.

[heavyhebrew]

Sure it is. Face it, Tzeentch is like every bad evil genius, forever doomed to wail: "curses, foiled again! I'll get you next time, Witch Hunter!" Your whole side is Ming the Merciless.

But the WP's get the cool bald heads. Ladies love that baldness.

I'd like to point out that peasants are rarely "innocent." I mean, just off the top of my head the number of regulations they violate on a regular basis would be enough to consign them to a fire-stoning. (Whereupon they are pelted by really hot rocks.)

Attend:

- Failure to maintain adequate hygiene.
- Coveting thy neighbor's turnip.
- Illicit thoughts about sheep.
- Sheep-hugging.
- Sheep-kissing.
- Fraternizing with peasants.
- Dancing.
- Thinking impure thoughts.
- Thinking.

I rest my case.

Definitely not a Sigmarite village, must be followers of Ulric.

[Krulltak]

I'd like to point out that peasants are rarely "innocent." I mean, just off the top of my head the number of regulations they violate on a regular basis would be enough to consign them to a fire-stoning. (Whereupon they are pelted by really hot rocks.)

Attend:

- Failure to maintain adequate hygiene.
- Coveting thy neighbor's turnip.
- Illicit thoughts about sheep.
- Sheep-hugging.
- Sheep-kissing.
- Fraternizing with peasants.
- Dancing.
- Thinking impure thoughts.
- Thinking.

I rest my case.


You forgot breathing.... and living. They're guilty of living, as well.

Definitely not a Sigmarite village, must be followers of Ulric.

I resent that comment.

*Charges Heavy Brew With Giant Axe* (http://uk.games-workshop.com/empire/cult-of-ulric/images/priest-ulric.jpg)

[Vikingkingq]

But the WP's get the cool bald heads. Ladies love that baldness.

Too bad the WP are celibate!;)

[Pieter Klass]

Oh go burn some innocent peasants!


thats why the bright wizards r in the game the only witch that burns him self

[Zeetchmen]

Melee DPS > Hybrids in popularity sadly

[Crooked]

Tzeentch wants you to think that the Hat is unstoppable.

[Krulltak]

Tzeentch wants you to think that the Hat is unstoppable.


Indeed.......................

Too bad the WP are celibate!:wink:

Wait, why?!

[Zeetchmen]

Tzeentch wants you to think that the Hat is unstoppable.

"Just as planned"

[KroqGar]

Wait, why?!

Same reason priests in modern day are celibate. It differs from religion to religion, but the overall consensus is to have more time to dedicate to their god.

[Vikingkingq]

Wait, why?!

It's actually an interesting story. Essentially, at one time the Cult of Sigmar had attained such a position of power that every young man would try to become a priest to rise in the world. As a result, the Cult became worldly and corrupt, more of a political and economic institution than a religious one. Naturally, this disturbed the common people, who wanted their priests to be more focused on interceding with Sigmar and less focused on having sex with their women. Eventually, a reformer candidate was elevated to the Grand Theogonacy and decreed the requirement of celibacy to weed out all but the faithful.

[KroqGar]

It's actually an interesting story. Essentially, at one time the Cult of Sigmar had attained such a position of power that every young man would try to become a priest to rise in the world. As a result, the Cult became worldly and corrupt, more of a political and economic institution than a religious one. Naturally, this disturbed the common people, who wanted their priests to be more focused on interceding with Sigmar and less focused on having sex with their women. Eventually, a reformer candidate was elevated to the Grand Theogonacy and decreed the requirement of celibacy to weed out all but the faithful.

That appears to cancel out my post. So, there you go Krull.

[Vikingkingq]

That appears to cancel out my post. So, there you go Krull.

I think it complements, since the idea was to dedicate priests to Sigmar and not to the flesh.

[Krulltak]

I think it complements, since the idea was to dedicate priests to Sigmar and not to the flesh.


Must have been a time Slaanesh rules supreme, eh?

[Arijharn]

Is 'The Hat' a symbol of prestige amongst the Witch-hunters? I know as a Chosen I wish I had 'the Hat' and I will likely endeavour a lot to nicking said headwear.

Is the size of one's hat viewed as some sort of phallus object? ("Phwoar, that's SO big!" "Your hat is much bigger than my hat :'(")

[Vikingkingq]

Is 'The Hat' a symbol of prestige amongst the Witch-hunters? I know as a Chosen I wish I had 'the Hat' and I will likely endeavour a lot to nicking said headwear.

Is the size of one's hat viewed as some sort of phallus object? ("Phwoar, that's SO big!" "Your hat is much bigger than my hat :'(")

No and no. The Hat is part of the Witch Hunter uniform, which Witch Hunters are supposed to wear at all times (save when in disguise) to inspire respect, awe, and fear from the population. Hat size and shape varies by Witch Hunter personality.

[Arijharn]

No and no. The Hat is part of the Witch Hunter uniform, which Witch Hunters are supposed to wear at all times (save when in disguise) to inspire respect, awe, and fear from the population. Hat size and shape varies by Witch Hunter personality.

Spoken like a someone who's hat is too small! ;)

[Vikingkingq]

Spoken like a someone who's hat is too small! ;)

Spoken like one of the Hatless. Bald freak!

[KroqGar]

Spoken like a someone who's hat is too small! ;)

Hat envy, my friend.

[Krulltak]

Hat envy, my friend.


Nay, you puny Imperial man. It is you v'weaklings who envvvy OUR great northvern strengt' and beards of manliness! Vor CHAOS!

*flex*

[Vikingkingq]

Nay, you puny Imperial man. It is you v'weaklings who envy OUR great northern strength and beards of manliness!

*flex*

Orcs can only grow hair by grafting dead squigs onto their faces.
And of course, the rather crippling problem of NOT HAVING GENITALIA!

[Krulltak]

Orcs can only grow hair by grafting dead squigs onto their faces.
And of course, the rather crippling problem of NOT HAVING GENITALIA!


I was roleplaying a Northern maurader man.

Otherwise, I would have been speaking in a cockney accent and killing something.

[Arijharn]

You will see, I shall have the largest hat of them all!

[Krulltak]

You will see, I shall have the largest hat of them all!


And looted from those pansies no less. The hunters will become the hunted.

Which reminds me. http://www.gobstyks.co.uk/images/Scrapbook/gd2004/GD-Ork-Nob.jpg

Imagine that. But with a Fantasy orc and not 40k, and with a capotain and not the Commisar's hat.

[KroqGar]

You will see, I shall have the largest hat of them all!

Overcompensate much?

[Skaarj]

The hat is > than the skull, for the Hat is placed upon the skull, signifying the hats dominance over the skull.

[Arijharn]

Overcompensate much?

Try to dismiss it all you want, but I will have the largest Hat. Even larger than yours!

[R-A-B]

http://mythicmktg.fileburst.com/war/us/media/images/careers/WHnt_05.jpg

remember this? Well it says it all. If you need a translation its something along the lines of;
"Go on, **** with me, I dare you" or "Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Well theres no-one else here"

[Axxar]

The hat is the Witch Hunter's only defense against Chosen trying to sit on them. Not having a hat is an invitation to getting a knee in the side and a mace in the face.

[Immortal Skaldrir]

Or that witch hunter is a dps class and zealot is a healing class?

psh that has nothing to do about it :D

[Cassandra]

Which reminds me. http://www.gobstyks.co.uk/images/Scrapbook/gd2004/GD-Ork-Nob.jpg


Whoa, small world. I used to be a member there when I was at University. Good grief! Really nice place, good people.

I intend on playing a Witchhunter (because its the closest to the assassin I've been playing for the last seven years in mechanics) and a Zealot on another server. Witchhunter will be my main though - for obvious reasons.

So, running the risk of being lynched here, do you think you will be able to NOT wear the hat?

EDIT: *looks down, grins* Dirty ole man. But yeah, I hope so! Dyes and no hat ftw. And maybe a cloak. I love cloaks. As for respectable witchhunter, I'm not a witchhunter. I'm just being forced to class as one. :P

[Illya]

So, running the risk of being lynched here, do you think you will be able to NOT wear the hat?

*resists urge to finally capture Falcia and drag her off to the dungeons*

Most likely. They did say they wanted ten of the same class to be able to stand next to each other, and all look different. I'm assuming the Hat can be taken off, though why any self-respecting Witch Hunter would do that, is another question entirely. ;)

[Stein]

Remember it's not the size of the hat that counts. It's how you use it.:cool:

[MageLite]

Remember it's not the size of the hat that counts. It's how you use it.:cool:

Can we throw it as a weapon Goldfinger style?

And of course, the rather crippling problem of NOT HAVING GENITALIA!

Orcs do have genitalia! Why do you think they have a word for 'da jibblies'? And besides, whether they're used for producing testosterone or not aside, they need something for passing water.

[Stein]

That would rock if we could use it as a weapon but I wouldn't throw mine in fear of losing it.:(

[Etogaur]

There's nothing wrong with bringing a knife to a gun battle. Haven't you ever seen The Punisher?

Also Witch Hunters are Van Helsing, as played by Hugh Jackman, and as such should have adamantite claws.

[KroqGar]

Can we throw it as a weapon Goldfinger style?

You mean Oddjob.

[Krulltak]

Also Witch Hunters are Van Helsing.


Yer cruisin' for a bruisin'.

[Vikingkingq]

Can we throw it as a weapon Goldfinger style?

Oddjob style. And I would hope so.


Orcs do have genitalia! Why do you think they have a word for 'da jibblies'? And besides, whether they're used for producing testosterone or not aside, they need something for passing water.

Orcs do not have reproductive organs. They might have something to piss with, but they lack the full set of jibblies.

[Krulltak]

Oddjob style. And I would hope so.



Orcs do not have reproductive organs. They might have something to piss with, but they lack the full set of jibblies.


1- I've been giddy like a school girl about the thought of Oddjob style hat attacks on a Witch Hutner.....sadly it won't happen.

2- Who the bloody heck cares? Do you realize how immature it sounds when everything yells that out? They're killing machines, not porn stars. I'm sure a no one would care if a 500 pound berserker with a 200 pound chunk of metal in his heads running straight towards you and wanting to kill you as brutally as possible had genitals or not. They problably would care though, how they manage to create such large numbers in the first place.....and then eliminate that problem.

[Tiervexx]

You mean Oddjob.

Goldfinger was the movie. So that was valid.


2- Who the bloody heck cares? Do you realize how immature it sounds when everything yells that out? They're killing machines, not porn stars. I'm sure a no one would care if a 500 pound berserker with a 200 pound chunk of metal in his heads running straight towards you and wanting to kill you as brutally as possible had genitals or not. They problably would care though, how they manage to create such large numbers in the first place.....and then eliminate that problem.

Just goes to show that someone with a big thing can still be a little person inside...they got to have something to hold on you :p

[Vikingkingq]

1- I've been giddy like a school girl about the thought of Oddjob style hat attacks on a Witch Hutner.....sadly it won't happen.

2- Who the bloody heck cares? Do you realize how immature it sounds when everything yells that out? They're killing machines, not porn stars. I'm sure a no one would care if a 500 pound berserker with a 200 pound chunk of metal in his heads running straight towards you and wanting to kill you as brutally as possible had genitals or not. They problably would care though, how they manage to create such large numbers in the first place.....and then eliminate that problem.

1. Why wouldn't it happen that Witch Hunters can throw their hats? Or did you mean throwing Hats at Witch Hunters?

2. Way to kill the joke, man. And Orcs spawn from spores. You're all mushrooms!

[Krulltak]

1. Why wouldn't it happen that Witch Hunters can throw their hats? Or did you mean throwing Hats at Witch Hunters?

2. Way to kill the joke, man. And Orcs spawn from spores. You're all mushrooms!


1- I mean Witch Hunters throwing thier hats. I REALLY don't see GW allowing that. It's just too out of place.

2- It wasn't a funny joke. Inadequacy must be BURNED TO THE GROUND for heresy.

P.S. Techincally, Greenskins are an animal symbiotically combined with fungi, or algae floating in thier bloodstream.

[Saintofnowhere316]

And looted from those pansies no less. The hunters will become the hunted.

Which reminds me. http://www.gobstyks.co.uk/images/Scrapbook/gd2004/GD-Ork-Nob.jpg

Imagine that. But with a Fantasy orc and not 40k, and with a capotain and not the Commisar's hat.

Eeeeep, I think i'll go home now.

Here, i'll be a Warrior Priest and heal you while you go attack that, witch hunters GO!

[Krulltak]

Eeeeep, I think i'll go home now.

Here, i'll be a Warrior Priest and heal you while you go attack that, witch hunters GO!


If by some insanity a mega armored Warboss from 40k found itself in Fantasy, there wouldn't be much to stop him, unless dragons are just THAT powerful.

[Baradun]

Never bring a knife
to a gun fight.



Dwarf Engineer: "Why bring a kniffe to a gun fight when ya can bring a gun, a bunch of highly unstable explosives and a bloody great big hammer". ;)

[thor30013]

Dwarf Engineer: "Why bring a kniffe to a gun fight when ya can bring a gun, a bunch of highly unstable explosives and a bloody great big hammer". ;)

This is why I love Dwarves so much. They take the term "overkill" literally.

[Krulltak]

This is why I love Dwarves so much. They take the term "overkill" literally.



Not really. Orcs, yes, but Dwarfs go for the simplest and most efficient style and method possible. They don't waste anything.

[Doomhammer]

Oh go burn some innocent peasants!

There not innocent if they burn. Cause They are made of wood.

Bedevere: Good! So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant #1: Build a bridge out of her! Bedevere: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Peasant #1: Oh yeah. Bedevere: Tell me, does wood sink in water? Peasant #2: No, no, it floats. Floats! Peasant #1: Throw her into the pond![mob roars in agreement] Bedevere: No, no, no. What also floats in water? Peasant #1: Bread. Peasant #2: Apples. Mr Newt: Very small rocks. Peasant #1: Cider. Peasant #2: Gravy. Mr Newt: Cherries. Peasant #1: Mud. Peasant #2: Churches! Churches! Mr Newt: Lead! Lead! Arthur: [has been silent in the background] A duck.[pause] Bedevere: Exactly! So, logically...? Peasant #1: ...If she weighs the same as a duck... then she's made of wood. Bedevere: And therefore...?[pause] Peasant #2: A WITCH! [mob roars in agreement] Peasent #3: Here's a duck. Bedevere: We shall use my largest scales. [Peasents 2&3 Set the duck and witch on the scale and hold up very large mallets] Remove the supports![Having been revealed to weigh the same as a duck, therefore proving her a witch. The crowd goes berserk.] "Witch": It's a fair cop. Mr. Newt: BURRRRN HER!

[kamigorosh]

There not innocent if they burn. Cause They are made of wood.

Bedevere: Good! So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant #1: Build a bridge out of her! Bedevere: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Peasant #1: Oh yeah. Bedevere: Tell me, does wood sink in water? Peasant #2: No, no, it floats. Floats! Peasant #1: Throw her into the pond![mob roars in agreement] Bedevere: No, no, no. What also floats in water? Peasant #1: Bread. Peasant #2: Apples. Mr Newt: Very small rocks. Peasant #1: Cider. Peasant #2: Gravy. Mr Newt: Cherries. Peasant #1: Mud. Peasant #2: Churches! Churches! Mr Newt: Lead! Lead! Arthur: [has been silent in the background] A duck.[pause] Bedevere: Exactly! So, logically...? Peasant #1: ...If she weighs the same as a duck... then she's made of wood. Bedevere: And therefore...?[pause] Peasant #2: A WITCH! [mob roars in agreement] Peasent #3: Here's a duck. Bedevere: We shall use my largest scales. [Peasents 2&3 Set the duck and witch on the scale and hold up very large mallets] Remove the supports![Having been revealed to weigh the same as a duck, therefore proving her a witch. The crowd goes berserk.] "Witch": It's a fair cop. Mr. Newt: BURRRRN HER!

Bloody hard to read but once i got through it LMAO! :D