View Full Version : What Race Will You Slaughter First as a Dark Elf?
Gaazruk
07-16-2007, 06:56 PM
Im going to kill the stunties first!
Blaze
07-16-2007, 07:06 PM
What a silly question. The betrayers of course. Our so called "kin".
Naturally fellow elves will pose the greatest threat to us. So we will take them out first.
After that we can deal with the riff-raff and the half-pints.
svart_lotus
07-16-2007, 07:10 PM
Kind of argee, stupid question :D
Maloka
07-16-2007, 07:15 PM
Yer ponty earz go kill the other ponty earz. Da boyz dun't need 'elp from yer gitz! Da boyz can smash da stunties gitz with no problem!
Ilairon
07-16-2007, 07:17 PM
Let the cattle deal with the feed, the Druchii will kill our traitor kin.
Gaazruk
07-16-2007, 07:24 PM
Why Go for the weak elves first? Ever heard of ''worry about the snakes fangs before its tail'' ?, If anything the stunties are a greater threat that the weakling elves, I mean the stunties have cannons! we should take them out first.
Ilairon
07-16-2007, 07:34 PM
Cannons and black powder are nothing to be afraid of. Such uncouth weapons would only scare wild animals. Besides, they can't even hit a target one pace away, and they're liable to blow up themselves rather than any target.
Selendor
07-16-2007, 07:57 PM
Traitor Elves, followed by the Ugly Folk, followed by the Empire. :-P
Blaze
07-16-2007, 08:03 PM
Why Go for the weak elves first? Ever heard of ''worry about the snakes fangs before its tail'' ?, If anything the stunties are a greater threat that the weakling elves, I mean the stunties have cannons! we should take them out first.
Although our supposedly noble cousins have grown weak and complacent they are still elves like us. And of course elves will always be more dangerous than any of the lesser races.
Cannons? Our crossbow bolts will blot out the sun, the enemies will fall before our sorcery and our warriors will strike with the fury of the Bloody-Handed God himself!
Such contraptions are no match for the combined might of the Druchii.
*insert manical chuckle*
Ilairon
07-16-2007, 08:11 PM
Besides which, we really can't have the High Elves sullying the name of Elves. Just look at the War of the Beard and what shame that brought to all Elves.
wojo2024
07-16-2007, 08:23 PM
I know I myself will be lobbying hard to sack Ulthuan as the first order city to be sacked -.-
Nathar
07-16-2007, 09:58 PM
This poll should have nothing but high elves in it!
Zoatibix
07-17-2007, 01:49 AM
I voted High Elves, given the options available.
Options that should also have been in:
4. The first Order player I see, regardless of race.
5. Anybody on my own side whose demise would advance my personal cause.
Xurré
07-17-2007, 02:44 AM
Why Go for the weak elves first? Ever heard of ''worry about the snakes fangs before its tail'' ?, If anything the stunties are a greater threat that the weakling elves, I mean the stunties have cannons! we should take them out first.
I think we've got more than enough green cannon fodder. But you're welcome to give them a bit of guidence now and again or they're liable to be completely useless.
The priority lies with the High Elves, though... as it has always been the ultimate goal to retake what's rightfully ours.
Besides, stunties can actually make useful slaves in constructing things. The Asur or only good for glorious sacrifice to Khaine.
- Xurré
Bulwyf
07-17-2007, 05:55 AM
The traitors to the true King, naturally.
Kinda inevitable to kill High Elves imo.
Unless all your friends are rolling Chaos / Orcs and you do nothing but travel there before you start playing the game.
Zeetchmen
07-17-2007, 04:01 PM
The Empire!
BEACUSE!
Kimmie
07-17-2007, 04:18 PM
ill prolly stay in the dark elf and high elf zones
once i get tired of that i might go to some others
prolly humans/chaos
Thrakkesh
07-20-2007, 12:04 AM
The correct answer is:
Anyone who gets in my way.
Watcher
07-21-2007, 05:28 PM
The Empire.
Humans are cattle.
kharnage
07-21-2007, 05:37 PM
I am a Dark Elf at heart, and my hatred of the wussy high elves will not be sated until thier capitol lies in ruins!
Shacklock01
07-21-2007, 05:46 PM
Meh probably some random slave? :P
Destcaz
07-21-2007, 05:47 PM
Bah! Figurz ya weak pointy ears wuud onlee wan ter scrap da uvver weak pointy ears. Ya can't scrap gud loike us greenskins! Eben a snotlin' cud defeat wona ya! Wunce weez done wif da dwarfs we'll take down ya an everyone else! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
wojo2024
07-21-2007, 06:25 PM
Bah! Figurz ya weak pointy ears wuud onlee wan ter scrap da uvver weak pointy ears. Ya can't scrap gud loike us greenskins! Eben a snotlin' cud defeat wona ya! Wunce weez done wif da dwarfs we'll take down ya an everyone else! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
1) Why bother, we have you dyslexic oversized 3rd graders doing our dirty work for us, while we focus our efforts on our true enemy, our own kin.
2) Once we recapture ulthuan and eliminate the Elves, we will strike the orcs once you've done your job getting right of the bearded midgets.
Ilairon
07-21-2007, 09:06 PM
Bah! Figurz ya weak pointy ears wuud onlee wan ter scrap da uvver weak pointy ears. Ya can't scrap gud loike us greenskins! Eben a snotlin' cud defeat wona ya! Wunce weez done wif da dwarfs we'll take down ya an everyone else! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Erm, aren't many greenskins afraid of Elves, even our weakling cousins in Ulthuan?
Thoden Firehammer
07-21-2007, 10:48 PM
First off that's only goblins
Now lets see ... oh I know what i'm goin t' kill!... Elves!
yep that's righ', thay all look tha same t' meh, their men look like their women, and their women look like thay can't even cook a propper meal, yep evereh single elf, righ' down t' tha wee elf babiehs.. well maybeh I can give the Elf babiehs to the Chaos Dwarfs, they'll love the new slaves >.>
Edited for more Dwarfines
May the pretender burn in the flames of the true Phoenix, I say
I'd probably hang around in the old world alot though... reflecting in RP terms the frequent raids for manpower =P The wars in Ulthuan always seem to be much greater
That is if I actually roll DE
Dracnye
07-26-2007, 03:58 AM
Until the debt has been paid, the High Elves will be treated as the first and foremost threat and death will befall them. Those other animal races can wait for they aren't even worth the time.
Zappa
07-27-2007, 12:26 PM
1) Why bother, we have you dyslexic oversized 3rd graders doing our dirty work for us, while we focus our efforts on our true enemy, our own kin.
2) Once we recapture ulthuan and eliminate the Elves, we will strike the orcs once you've done your job getting right of the bearded midgets.
Yes, yes, I'm sure you will pansy pants. Go be prim and haughty with the other little elves. Go on, shoo. *pushes Dark Elf into happyprettyelfland*
Joeydevil
07-30-2007, 03:30 PM
Come on guys, True Druchii are fighting for their Kings throne. Surely you would want these traitorous fools to die first! I would run by a hundred empire to get to a high elf.
ggchan
07-30-2007, 09:43 PM
Agreed with fell true druchii, those who chose anything BUT THE WEAK, Pathetic, traitors that call us thier kin, are fools, and probably imposters. (so lets kill them after we kill the traitors.)
Stunties? Agreed, why kill what we can enslave? I think Khaine would be angry if we chose to just slaughter them without consistant sacrifice, the witches will have thier due.
The green bags of flesh? Weaker slaves than the stunties, make better cannon fodder, ya ever seen how nicely they splatter everywhere? And I would never both sacrificing such pathetic creatures to our god.
Humans,.......hmmmmm ??? Do they actually speak and such now? Wow, time goes by fast, they even wear armor and are organized? Bah, okies, we can enslave them, I mean, lets face it, they are MUCH more numerous then the stunties, they will make good sacrifices, and slaves....and....Cackle.....
Nuff Said.
Nathar
07-30-2007, 09:47 PM
Stunties? Agreed, why kill what we can enslave? I think Khaine would be angry if we chose to just slaughter them without consistant sacrifice, the witches will have thier due.
Someone's ignoring economics to suck up to the temple huh? Dawi are for building not sacrificing... before they're done anyway. Sacrifice them humans and our traitor brethren!
ggchan
07-30-2007, 09:50 PM
Someone's ignoring economics to suck up to the temple huh? Dawi are for building not sacrificing... before they're done anyway. Sacrifice them humans and our traitor brethren!
Ok, if we will only sacrifice the old and too young stunties, will leave the rest for work. And yes, the best sacrifice, are the traitors.
Xurré
07-31-2007, 02:00 AM
Someone's ignoring economics to suck up to the temple huh? Dawi are for building not sacrificing... before they're done anyway. Sacrifice them humans and our traitor brethren!
What's wrong with sucking up to the temple?
- Xurré
Nathar
07-31-2007, 08:02 AM
What's wrong with sucking up to the temple?
- Xurré
Nothing. Except I find there are better ways to do it then feed them your most valuable slaves possible when Asur are just as, if not more (at times) appreciated. I also consider they're ways of killing them to be...... more fitting then my working them to death.
Xurré
07-31-2007, 09:28 AM
Nothing. Except I find there are better ways to do it then feed them your most valuable slaves possible when Asur are just as, if not more (at times) appreciated. I also consider they're ways of killing them to be...... more fitting then my working them to death.
One should be willing to sacrifice their most valuable slaves to the glory of Khaine!
Though I agree that Asur make much better sacrifices. At least something they're good for. ;)
- Xurré
Vikingfuneral
07-31-2007, 09:33 PM
*EDITED for content*
Foley
08-01-2007, 08:50 AM
Yer ponty earz go kill the other ponty earz. Da boyz dun't need 'elp from yer gitz! Da boyz can smash da stunties gitz with no problem!
aye! diz guy knowz 'is stuff!
BallsOfSteel
08-02-2007, 01:06 PM
Good to see most of you choosing the high elves. :D You'll be seeing me beside you, destroying those pansy elves as well! (Didn't vote because I'm not gonna play Dark Elf)
Gleipnir
08-02-2007, 01:22 PM
The Empire.
Humans are cattle.
Nah not cattle! Slaves and cannonfodder!
Why Go for the weak elves first? Ever heard of ''worry about the snakes fangs before its tail'' ?, If anything the stunties are a greater threat that the weakling elves, I mean the stunties have cannons! we should take them out first.
Why go for the weak asur? Well there the small fact that we have been in war with them for some few millenniums. If thats not enough for you just picture the number of high elf shadow-warriors named legolasboi13. Now picture yourself slaying them :D.
Gleipnir - still haunted by killing lord of the rings inspired night elf hunters.
Nathar
08-02-2007, 01:29 PM
Nah not cattle! Slaves and cannonfodder!
Actually most druchii refer to human slaves as cattle. I'll supply a quote some other time if need be, but he called them that because a true dark elf does. Just, you know... not in english;)
Gleipnir
08-02-2007, 01:40 PM
Actually most druchii refer to human slaves as cattle. I'll supply a quote some other time if need be, but he called them that because a true dark elf does. Just, you know... not in english:wink:In a short story i once read about a dark elf vs brettonnia battle the dark elf commander brought with him thousands of captured slaves to the battlefield. He then released them and before they reached the human lines they were cut down by repeater x-bow fire. In anger the bretonnian commander, in his folly, ordered a full charge but the thousands of corpses now littering the field slowed the horses and his army was slaughtered.
Now its a while since ive read this story but i dont think its much wrong. Guess the preykind serve many different purposes, yes? :D
Gleipnir
Illya
08-02-2007, 04:55 PM
That would be Lord Yeurl in the Dark Elf army book. I've always loved that story.
Nathar
08-02-2007, 09:43 PM
In a short story i once read about a dark elf vs brettonnia battle the dark elf commander brought with him thousands of captured slaves to the battlefield. He then released them and before they reached the human lines they were cut down by repeater x-bow fire. In anger the bretonnian commander, in his folly, ordered a full charge but the thousands of corpses now littering the field slowed the horses and his army was slaughtered.
Now its a while since ive read this story but i dont think its much wrong. Guess the preykind serve many different purposes, yes? :D
Gleipnir
Last half of sixth edition dark elf army book. Yes I know that story, but it doesn't really change anything. Besides, if memory serves me it was more like some 1-200 slaves rather then thousands. Cool story, but it doesn't change that they do call humans cattle. That's what they are to them, a tool, a means to acquire things they're too bored to do themselves (plow, mine etc.).
That's it really. On the battlefield Lord Yeurl puts some cows on the field to make it less open and thus wins a battle against e pretty big army of charging humies. In the lack of cows though he used the second best thing, cattle;)
Gleipnir
08-02-2007, 11:22 PM
Last half of sixth edition dark elf army book. Yes I know that story, but it doesn't really change anything. Besides, if memory serves me it was more like some 1-200 slaves rather then thousands. Cool story, but it doesn't change that they do call humans cattle. That's what they are to them, a tool, a means to acquire things they're too bored to do themselves (plow, mine etc.).
That's it really. On the battlefield Lord Yeurl puts some cows on the field to make it less open and thus wins a battle against e pretty big army of charging humies. In the lack of cows though he used the second best thing, cattle:wink:
Yeah well as i said i couldnt remember the details :p but thanks for telling me where to find it!
And i think it would be more demoralizing for the enemy to see hundreds of their own slaughtered by barbed bolts compared to a couple of livestock so even if he had cows he would most likely have used the humans anyways.
Gankenstein
08-04-2007, 07:07 PM
The Empire, because I'm bored of seeing humans in games. There's enough of them in real life. ;]
PlagueLord
08-08-2007, 06:02 AM
i will go kill stunties first, even though im a dark elf player i like high elves also..i hate stunties, and people who play them are usually annoying lol.
Xurré
08-08-2007, 07:59 AM
even though im a dark elf player i like high elves also..
Then you can't be a dark elf player. :p
- Xurré
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