View Full Version : Green iz best, but black betta!
Gurgotz Ironchewer
09-10-2007, 08:56 AM
Oi! listen up ya grotz iz be Gurgotz Ironchewa and youz best listenin' ta me, i be a black orc so iz be leadin', soon iz be time fo' fightnin' and stompin'! Ya gobbos betta keep dem squids in line cuz if one bite me again id be feedin' ya to it, ten i be eatin' it!
So da plan iz simple we stomp da stunties, den we crush da humies, den we chomp dem pointy ear gitz, den we scrap dem stinkin' chaos boyz and den we eatin' dem ugly pointy ear gitz.
Ya grotz got all that? and ya betta sod off when we fightin' cuz if ya get in ma way i be chopin' ya!
Wez got da powa of gork AND mork!
WAAAGH!!!
Hello im a new member of the community, just tought id drop by and salute my fellow black orcs.
Who im i? just a geek with a taste for warhammer, like many i got this taste in high school having fun with D&D Warhammer Lord of the ring and the likes, with my friends in our secret hideout, hiding from jocks...anyway with warhammer age of reckoning coming soon i tought it would be a good idea to join a community of people with the same love as me for the warhammer world, i didnt know were to get my first post so i tought to use the forum of the class i intend to play. :D
Hope to meet many of you till WAR comes online!
WAAAGH!
PS: i know my name is the same as Gorgutz of warhammer 40K i just inverted the o and u...yeah not really original but i loved the name.
Talthanis
09-10-2007, 01:17 PM
Great, another orc to chop up.!
Welcome to the community of WHA, the best fansite ever.. showing no bias whatsoever. Look forward to possibly seeing you on the battle field, even though the chances are about 1 in 20, or however many servers they'll have.:)
Kawnal
09-10-2007, 01:37 PM
You fink yuz da biggest? Pah, yuz ain't a right proppa orc. Yuz a stuntie spawn! And I iz gonna show yuz da proppa way wot ta chop a stuntie!
Welcome to the Waaagh!, man.
If by any chance you're looking for a good RP/PVP/RVR/whatever guild, check the link in my sig. Have fun in the forums!
AKASlaphappy
09-10-2007, 03:42 PM
Welcome to WHA! I look forward to shooting you (in game), after all being the biggest makes you a great target! Although I do plan on making toons on a destruction server, and I am going to play a squid herder, so who knows I might be your ally instead.
Lawinator
09-10-2007, 05:47 PM
Once you go black, you never go back.
Krulltak
09-10-2007, 06:02 PM
Welcome to the WHA.
Excellent choice in Greenskins.
Steel*Faith
09-10-2007, 06:23 PM
Welcome!
We're gonna have to have a slug fest when WAR is out to find out who iz the bigger Black orc.
Vaylone
09-11-2007, 04:29 AM
As if a lowly orc could ever measure up to a Dark Elf.
Welcome to the board. >_>
Gurgotz Ironchewer
09-11-2007, 08:19 AM
As if a lowly orc could ever measure up to a Dark Elf.
Welcome to the board. >_>
Ya pointy ear gitz be noffin' cuz wez da orcz an you iz not!
I wanna get stuckin' wiff da boyz!
WAAAGH!
Thanks for the welcome >.>
Ol' Fumblebog
09-11-2007, 08:30 AM
Wot ya mean ya Bla'k Orc be betta.. da only bestest Greenskinz be da Gobbo's..
Weez got da Squigs, da Choppazz an' da katapult, so keep you 'Ead on. Befor' I shoot ya to da Fancy Pantsy elf city.. see if ya kan get outta t'ere!
Ol' Fumblebog da Dimwitted. (**Greenskin Catapult Gobbo**)
Vaylone
09-11-2007, 08:46 AM
Ya pointy ear gitz be noffin' cuz wez da orcz an you iz not!
I wanna get stuckin' wiff da boyz!
WAAAGH!
Thanks for the welcome >.>
Just take care of the humans and dwarfs, and we'll see if you could ever measure up to a Dark Elf.
Having a slave that reproduces with spores may be handy, actually...
Throwhemon
09-11-2007, 10:18 AM
Black orcs arnt black, its dark green
CUZ GREEN IZ BEST!
Krulgar Neckripper
09-11-2007, 10:19 AM
You'z a runty lil squig chompa'! Waaagh!
Da Necksnapper an' da big boss gonna krump you'z!
Hatemonger
09-11-2007, 10:30 AM
What the heck kinda font is this, Fumblebog? It hurts my eyes.
edit: nevermind, just typed it in word. lol
Hah. We choppaz be meetin' ya' runty squigz on da battlefieldz to show sum real choppin'! WAAAGH!
Welcome =)
nazgum
09-19-2007, 04:26 AM
welcome! and remember, while green iz best, red makes it go faster!
Heresy28
09-19-2007, 04:49 PM
You silly fungi. As if your crude weaponry and pathetic fighting style could ever match up against the forces of Chaos. Tzeentch will open your eyes.
Mutant Mutilator
09-19-2007, 05:06 PM
How is anything better than best? I thought best was....best.
Zrug'Pug
09-19-2007, 05:55 PM
nubting am biggur nor meanur den da orks!
nub evun ya panzie skahin bum god, kaos boy!...BOY!
Eomatrix
09-19-2007, 06:11 PM
We'll see if an uncultured ruffian such as yourself could best a Swordmaster like myself in single combat. We'll just see how long it takes to turn your 'black' to red. That is, if there's anything left of you after we tussle.
Welcome to the boards mate. I actually don't know what class I'll be playing on release. I might even play an Orc. But not a Gobbo. Dem's fer light snackin 'afore bed.
Krulltak
09-19-2007, 06:17 PM
We'll see if an uncultured ruffian such as yourself could best a Swordmaster like myself in single combat. We'll just see how long it takes to turn your 'black' to red. That is, if there's anything left of you after we tussle.
Welcome to the boards mate. I actually don't know what class I'll be playing on release. I might even play an Orc. But not a Gobbo. Dem's fer light snackin 'afore bed.
I ask you why, WHY WHY WHY WHY?!...........................
............Did you just speak like a posh British person in a horrible attempt at trying to sound like an Asur?
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