Points.

[Sovereign]

These are the points for forum members:

Wraithy: 34
Illya: 29
Sov-monkey: 29
MT: 27
Lord Inquisitor: 21
Anoriel: 17
Anaris: 15
William Wordsworth: 10
Remote Cabins: 10
Snapmaster: 8
Wighty: 7
Squirrels: 7
Pandora: 7
Captain Jakey: 6
Igfig: 6
Some Bloke Called Lee: 5
Norway: 5
The Uberquote: 5
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: 4
Draco: 4
Archangel: 3
Giggles' monkey: 3
The Captain's Stepdad: 3
Sarkhan: 3
Mongoose: 3
Lux Magus: 3
Ascahithiel: 3
Her Royal Highness, Queen of Baked Goods (Cass!): 3
Willy Shakes: 3
Gamut: 3
Denkim: 3
Zeli: 3
Galabrim: 2
Thrax: 2
Roald: 2
Nitraz: 2
Xanfel: 2
Chogi: 2
Delorran's slow and slightly senile cat: 2
Artik: 2
Mountain Dew: 2
DeLado: 2
jacob: 2
Gamut: 2
Rabbitman: 2
Jonesy: 2
LeonHart: 2
Flamemeister Ramhezalicious: 1 16/25
Smachaz: 1
Bob: 1
Snikket: 1
Odin Greyfang: 1
Delorran: 1
Squeek: 1
Darkish master, N@g@sh: 1
Baron von... uh... shadowbeam: 1
Tharion: 1
Bruce: 1
Nathan someoneoranother: 1
Vermis: 1
Sircyn: 1
Scion: 1
Axels: 0
Phenoem: 0
Jadey: 0
Appolyon: 0
Septin: 0
Head and Shoulders: -1
Jethro of-the-stolen-name Strykir: -2
Minidog: -3
Dog: -3
NonSuch: -3
Black Knight: -4
Lord Kjolur: -4
Smilies: -4
Corellion: -4
Ilarion: -5
Coursework: -6
Cwaff: -7
Penny: -7
Lagmachine: -9
Sgt Khalor: -10
Rake Wallow: -94
Losey McLoserface: -99
The Edit Button: -100
Giggles (Spirit): -101
ByronWO: Q
Immortalis Considerably Less Points Than You. (Yes, even you Sircyn.)

Rules
Please post below to sign up, everyone's welcome! You can have one free point for doing so.
You cannot give yourself points.
Please post below as to why you or someone else either deserves a point, or deserves having one taken off.
This place is a muffin free zone.
This place is an emo free zone
Any posts involving pints will be ignored.

[Sovereign]

We're back Ladies and Gents! I've updated with the winners from the Caption Competition, but caved into Anaris' requests and froze everybody elses points apart from his, giving him +3. But we're up and running again! start those requests coming in!

Also, -2 to Anaris for depriving the word "Could" of its much needed O and L.

[lagmachine]

Wow, I'm at minus nine already after three posts. Aren't I a hot shot?

[Pendrako]

This is just a teeny little bit off-topic, so I moved it.

You may deduct the appropriate number of points from my score.

[lagmachine]

Like, lots.

[Sovereign]

Phoar! Cheers Archy! +2 to you!

And minus 2 to that grouchy Pendy. *scowl!* If you're gonna move us out've the WC's, we'd better be havin' our own damn forum I say!

Laggy baby, you're about as hot as a scotsman's nadgers in winter.

[lagmachine]

Like I said. Pretty hot.

[Pendrako]

Give me one good reason why this should be in the Warrior Companies forum.

[Sovereign]

Because it always has been!

You know what Pendy, you're right. Let's turn this into a company of warriors.

We will be known as the... um... Pointifiers. And our aims and aspirations are to gain as many points as possible. Anyone's welcome to join! no character needed!

Also, another -2 for being grouchy and a party pooper.

[Jacob_White]

Hmm, a Pointifier, i could get my head around that! Sign me up :P !

[lagmachine]

-1 to Jacob for spelling mistakes.


Edit:
-1 to Jacob for not knowing I is spelled with a capital.


-1 to me for being such a whiner about it.

[Jacob_White]

where?

[Bob]

I would like to sign up. I should get loads of points for having the best name ever and perfect spelling in this post. Also, I should get extra points for modesty. Finally I should lose points for being a powerplayer, idiot, and for changing my name at every opportunity.

[lagmachine]

Finally I should lose points for being a powerplayer, idiot, and for changing my name at every opportunity.

And for having a lame signature.

I should lose points for posting all the time. But I'm trying my hardest to validate the -9.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Originally posted by Sovereign of Night
Originally posted by Wraithstorm
Originally posted by Illya
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Anaris
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
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And I'm limiting one reason per post!











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I bring you the uberquote.

[Warren]

No.

No.

Please.

No.

The proper RP forums and topics are too bloody well inactive and apathetic as it is, without this huge waste of time, effort, and bandwidth.

[Sovereign]

-2 to Vermis for being grouchy and a party pooper.

Bob and Jacob get their signing up points! but nothing more.

Lag can have a point for trying so hard.

[lagmachine]

If you think this is trying hard you should ask about my drunk encounters with older girls.

[Wraithstorm]

+1 to me for being first, except for Anaris, but nobody with that many points really counts.

[Corellion]

Yeah... How about some points for the last poster in the old thread? LaVey knows I'm going to lose enough...

[LucklessTom]

I think I should clearly gain a point just because I’m Tom…Yet I should clearly lose 2 points cause I changed my name from Telthan to Tom. Yet I Do Play Telthan that clearly makes me gain at least 7 points. Yet I also made Arn, which was a rather strange, an annoying character so I should lose 32 points. Yet Arn did get naked once and embarrass the whole Black Company, which is worth 5 points. Also I’m a member of the Silver Court so that’s worth 10 points. Though I’m not a member of every guild here, which is a -2 point. Yet I once did a triple shot of vodka upside down which is worth 20 points. Yet this whole thing is rather irrelevant so should bring me down 10 points. Yet I clearly stated I’m idiotic which is worth 3 and if anyone can figure out how many points that comes up to I think they deserve a point.

[Warren]

-2 to Vermis
I take that as a compliment. I really do.

[Illya]

Tom gets 0 points. Which gives me a point for adding that up. But I think he should get -2 for giving too many reasons for points and points deduction.

[Pendrako]

We will be known as the... um... Pointifiers. And our aims and aspirations are to gain as many points as possible. Anyone's welcome to join! no character needed!

Sorry not good enough.

Is this a Warrior Company: Not likely
Does this have anything to do with Warhammer Online: No
Is Sovereign taking the piss: As usual

There's a special place for threads like this, and it's called the Off Topic Forum. It's a fairly new concept, but it's not too hard to get the hang of. Sorry to be a grouch and a party pooper, but them's the rules.

And btw, Archangel - kindly let me deal with this thread. Ta.

And another thing - Bah Humbug. :x

[SirSeptin]

I umm..sign up?

Yeah and stuff....

[Anaris]

It's FUNNY. You relate to that, right? FUNNY?

[Wraithstorm]

We are a band of um... people who love points. Adventuring in a quest to gain as many points as possible.


Looks like a guild to me. +1 to Sov for being so convincing.

[Gamut]

Hi, this is my first meeting since I realised I was a pontificator. It's been 4 days since I last made a dogmatic judgement about someone and I find I am becoming less and less prone to pontificality.

+1 to William because I like his poetry.

[lagmachine]

Dude, everyone likes Shakespeare, so we banned him for having to many points.

[Corellion]

It's FUNNY. You relate to that, right? FUNNY?

Relate to FUNNY? Are you implying something about the looks of one of Penny's Relatives? A mother or sister mayhaps?

+1 to Brazilian Jesus, as he had a documentary written about him and his occupation as a Drug Lord. Though, I think he was actually Bolivian...

Anyway, I propose that I should obtain one point through managing full marks in my History Mock-Mock exam, when I clearly stated that the Settlers of the American West, were, without fail, the most shoeless people in the world of their time.

Shakespeare couldn't spell his own name, bloody git, though I did like that book of his.... You know the one; 'Please sir, can I have some more sir'. Of Mice and Men, that's it. Bloody Great book.

[Wraithstorm]

-1 point to Corellion for starting his post with a terrible pun. Someone else should deduct a point for the last paragraph, I'd do it but I don't want to be uberquoted.

[Corellion]

How about Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, you crazy dutch .




Okay, I've said it, deduct points as you will.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Originally posted by Sovereign of Night
Originally posted by Wraithstorm
Originally posted by Illya
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Anaris
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
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And I'm limiting one reason per post!












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[Igfig]

Hey, the uberquote makes a really nice curve on these forums. I'll offer three points to whoever can work out a formula f(x) that defines that curve accurately.

EDIT: Vague? Moi?

[SirSeptin]

lets see a+b*b/ab+abc

therefore equaling the graph of the curve.

what? You never said anything about it being a CORRECT formula igfig. Can I have my points? :P

also -1 point to Igifg for being vague about how to get the three points, as I just proved.

[Bob]

The formula for that graph is -

(-n^2*3)/2

assuming the bottom is at (0,0)

3 whole points for me!!!!

[Anaris]

These forums are very inactive. I am the king of inactivity. Therefore I am your king.

In an effort to increase the posting quantity on the RP and writing forums, and to stop Verm moaning at us about them, I am declaring a contest. Every few days (approximately whenever I feel like it) I will be awarding points to people who post on them. In keeping with the spirit of the points, though, I'm not going to tell anyone what my criteria are.

Post in the RP forum or write a story. Get points! Yay!

[lagmachine]

Heh, I must be close to the most active RP'er and writer in this place, so those points are like, mine and stuff. Yeah.

[Sovereign]

Penny darlin', you feelin' okay? only... we appear to be in the Writer's Corner.

Four points to Anaris.

Bob, that's wrong. Squaring a number makes it positive. -1

Okay, okay. Willy Shakes can have +2

Septin... even more wrong that Bob. -2

-1 to Corellion for that terrible joke.

+2 to Otto for bringing the uberquote over.

+1 to lag for being active.

-2 to Penny for being grumpy. -2 to Penny for moving us into the wrong forum.

EDIT: Just noticed the last page.

Gamut: I'll pop you up!

+1 to me from Wraithy!

[Bob]

*sigh* I need to pay more attention in maths class. Also I completely made that up. -5 points to me for being a fraud.


To Anaris: love the idea. Should be funny.

[Corellion]

-1 to BBC 2, for saying Mayhem were the founders of Black Metal.
Oh, and wtf? I made a load of bad jokes, at least I'm consistent.

[Igfig]

Actually, Bob, assuming that you meant -(n^2 * 3)/2, and put (0,0) at the top, it's pretty accurate. 6 points to you, I say (five of them to negate the five you took away from yourself).

[lagmachine]

I say minus one to anyone who thinks mathematics is worthwile thinking about.

Plus one for me for posting while drunk. Minus one for me for being drunk too often.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Originally posted by Sovereign of Night
Originally posted by Wraithstorm
Originally posted by Illya
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Anaris
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
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And I'm limiting one reason per post!

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[Bob]

lol really I thought i was way off. Five points back to me for being so lucky.

Remove however many points you wish for me giving myself points all the time.

Plus 2 points to Lord Inquisitor for making up the majority of the uber quote, minus a few more to me for just noticing that.

[Illya]

Originally posted by Sovereign of Night
Originally posted by Wraithstorm
Originally posted by Illya
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Anaris
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And I'm limiting one reason per post!

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[Anaris]

Ah, the uberquote. When we see its majestic curve, we can rest soundly knowing that once more, the deadly forces of those who put too many reasons in posts have been seen off.

[lagmachine]

Anyone stopped to wonder that the uberquote looks nice, and therefore really isn't much of a punishment? I mean, I'd write ten lame reasons down just to see it. Then again I could always scroll upward, I guess.

[SirSeptin]

-2 points to anaris for complimenting the uberquote with no sarcasm

it is true EEEVILLLL

[Cassandra]

I thought that was me?

[Anaris]

-2 points to SirSeptin for lying about the sarcasm content of my last post.

[Igfig]

Anyone stopped to wonder that the uberquote looks nice?

Apparently so:

Hey, the uberquote makes a really nice curve on these forums.

[Anaris]

-2 points to SirSeptin for not posting since I did.

+2 points to Verm1s for posting in the RP forums and being so anti-points I want to give him some.

You wouldn't dare uberquote ME.

[lagmachine]

More importantly, I'm too much of an idiot to know how it's done.

+1 to me for fighting two duels in one round. Sure, one of them was against Corellion, but hey.

[Anaris]

-2 points to lagmachine for not knowing that it's done by msning LI constantly until he gets so annoyed he tells you how

[lagmachine]

-2 to Anaris for having LQ on msn without blocking him

[Wraithstorm]

-1 to everyone who didn't know that you just quote the the last uberquote post to continue it.

[lagmachine]

-1 to Wraithstorm for implying I didn't know that which he didn't even manage to write correctly.

[lagmachine]

+1 to spirit for making that absurd joke

Make that -1 for deleting it and making me look like a double-poster

[Anaris]

-4 to lagmachine for his temerity

[lagmachine]

Yeah, I probably deserved that.

[Igfig]

Hey! In all the fuss about how to uberquote, it appears that something was forgotten.

Anaris:
Originally posted by Sovereign of Night
Originally posted by Wraithstorm
Originally posted by Illya
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Anaris
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
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[quote:90606b4d97]Originally posted by Sovereign of Night
And I'm limiting one reason per post!

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-1 to Anaris for seeking to be placed above the law.

[lagmachine]

The uberquote has grown too long, so now it doesn't even state the original message anymore.

[Rabbitman]

Yeah it does, you just have to be able to follow the curve to the bottom, then read the words 'And I'm limiting one reason per post!'

[Sovereign]

Are you on the list Rabbitman? you are now.

+4 to the Uberquote for being too damn awesome for these forums to comprehend.

-1 to Lag for being rather silly.

+1 to Igfig for prawning Anaris.

+2 to Vermis according to Anaris' new game.

+1 to Wraithy for somehow still getting away with that navy writing on this thread without anybody commenting.

Alright! I'm going to award everybody a point who goes here:
http://www.warvault.net/
And votes for both the WAFs and OM.

EDIT: Also, seeing as we're going to be in the writer's corner for god knows how long, I'll have to make a change...

[spirit]

Eh? Waht absurd joke? I haven't posted any absurd jokes. The only thing i did was accidentally not realise there was more than one page and so not realise the uber quote had been brought up again and so i did it myself...then realised there was more tahn one page and deleted it...pfft, fool, get with the lingo.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Dearest Anaris,

Originally posted by Sovereign of Night
Originally posted by Wraithstorm
Originally posted by Illya
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Anaris
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
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And I'm limiting one reason per post!

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[lagmachine]

Eh? Waht absurd joke? I haven't posted any absurd jokes. The only thing i did was accidentally not realise there was more than one page and so not realise the uber quote had been brought up again and so i did it myself...then realised there was more tahn one page and deleted it...pfft, fool, get with the lingo.

You wrote it might be time to start the uberquote over again. I ironically interpreted it as an absurd joke. You probably did mean it though. And make sure you learn how to spell before you call me a fool. This just comes of as so very pathetic.

[Ascahithiel]

+5 to me for having my science teacher tell me I'm better than her at science. Go me!

[Igfig]

Get with the program, LQ. -1 to you.

[lagmachine]

+5 to me for having my science teacher tell me I'm better than her at science. Go me!

+5 to everyone who no longer takes science!

[Anaris]

That includes me.

Otto, since despite your monumental intelligence you still managed to miss what I was trying to draw your attention to, take a close look at the uberquote. You may or may not notice that it no longer says anything except "originally posted by". I move, therefore, that the stupid uberquote thing be replaced by a new fad.

[LeonHart]

Ok... here goes...

Cheese?

No, wait, let me start over...

Cheese...cake?

[Bob]

+1 point to me because I posted this while drunk, and being drunk makes typing hard but I still made no spelling mistakes.

[lagmachine]

Please tell me you're Australian, and not just drunk at five in the afternoon. Otherwise someone nicked our Belgian tradition.

[Corellion]

Does anyone else find posts informing the general public, that the poster is drunk, boring, and childish. Hmm, as for a new fad, should it be Something Bigger, Something Brighter?

(i.e. quoting song names in your post, and having them fit in?)

Or you could just take points off me, that's done enough times to make it seem like a fad. You senile hobgoblins.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Is it supposed to say anything else?

[Rabbitman]

I think he means that on these forums, the uber quote is only growing by one "Lord Inquisitor said:" at a time, as opposed to the usual chunk of italics.

[Igfig]

Am I hallucinating again? I'm pretty sure it still says "Originally posted by Sovereign of Night: And I'm limiting one reason per post!" down there at the bottom.

Maybe my computer screen is better than yours. +2 to my screen if this is true.

[lagmachine]

Yeah, plus two to Igfig's screen, 'cause my laptop doesn't show it either.

[spirit]

Eh? Waht absurd joke? I haven't posted any absurd jokes. The only thing i did was accidentally not realise there was more than one page and so not realise the uber quote had been brought up again and so i did it myself...then realised there was more tahn one page and deleted it...pfft, fool, get with the lingo.

You wrote it might be time to start the uberquote over again. I ironically interpreted it as an absurd joke. You probably did mean it though. And make sure you learn how to spell before you call me a fool. This just comes of as so very pathetic.

A) What the hell are you on about? You actually took me calling you a fool as some kind of serious insult? Jesus there's worse problems in the world than I thought.

B) When you are calling someones spelling terrible, make sure your own is perfect before you do. Last time I learned english it was meant to be "off" not "of"

C) did you miss the last points thread? As in...the bit where this exact thing came up and I explained why my spelling appears to be so bad? If so then you are a fool, if not, then you are an even bigger fool. Either way, lose points now.

Oh and just so you know, they are typos not spelling mistakes caused by idiocy

[Corellion]

No, they are typo's caused through idiocy. Also, women, calm down, t'is a forum, not a boxing ring.

[spirit]

Nay, typos are caused through negligence aka the lack of care(ing) not through the lack of intelligence to actually spell the word with the correct letters.

Oh and worrying news. Was trundling about as I do and found this in the shadowmancers thread

Well, as requeted here I am. This is the 'Phenom' known to the warhammer online forums, new name, new leaf as it were Smile

Shadowmancer, I would still like to use Velkan here if that's ok with you, you can find my char. profile back on our WO thread.

Yes boys and girls everyones favourite is back! Don't worry though, this should be a safe haven, I wouldn't imagine he'd ever THINK of coming to the writers section...as he can't write to save his life anyway.

[lagmachine]

Wow, you're actually Giggles. That explains why you're such a whiny guy.

And A) Yeah, I take fool as an insult, 'cause it's, you know, insulting. Also, I'm pretty sure you're unaware of most problems in this world. It comes with only having two eyes and two ears.

B) Yeah, got me there. I mean, the f, how could I have missed that? Also, I guess it's justifiable your I's aren't with a capital.

C) Yeah, I missed the last points thread. Did it explain why you're too lazy to try type properly? I mean, just trying would be nice. Oh, and take all the points you like. If I really cared I'd simply stop posting, now wouldn't I?

Oh, and just so you know, you also suck at punctuation. But my guess is that isn't caused by idiocy either.

[Sircyn]

I propose +5 points to whoever gets the last word in this little spat.

[Gamut]

I never prrof read my posts! points++ for me. Mmm negligence.

Oh and -1 point for anyone who spells rogue as rouge. God that irritates me...I'm not sure why but it makes me see red.

+1 for those with good anger control.

-5 points for anyone who bothers to find out what this says.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Cunning.

[Rabbitman]

You mean punning.

Anyway, I wasn't talking about the bottom, I can see that too, as I said on the last page, but the extra length, as with all quotes, is added to the top of the uber quote, and on these forums, it only grows one line at a time, as I said.

[Anaris]

Gamut deserves either plus five or minus five for that pun. I'm not sure yet whether its cleverness outweighs its godawful qualities.

[spirit]

Wow, you're actually Giggles. That explains why you're such a whiny guy.

Wow well done, you can read?


And A) Yeah, I take fool as an insult, 'cause it's, you know, insulting. Also, I'm pretty sure you're unaware of most problems in this world. It comes with only having two eyes and two ears.

The word fool is about as insulting as calling somebody a nincompoop. I mean, if I had said you were an "******* idiot" then i could accept being offended, but fool is about as insulting as someone coming up to you and prodding you is GBH.


B) Yeah, got me there. I mean, the f, how could I have missed that? Also, I guess it's justifiable your I's aren't with a capital.


I think it's time somebody turned on their sarcasmometer


C) Yeah, I missed the last points thread. Did it explain why you're too lazy to try type properly? I mean, just trying would be nice. Oh, and take all the points you like. If I really cared I'd simply stop posting, now wouldn't I?

Yes, yes it did. You seemed to have missed out on the fact that I don't care by quite some margin, I guess it's not just your sarcasmometer that needs turning on.


Oh, and just so you know, you also suck at punctuation. But my guess is that isn't caused by idiocy either.

Well my punctuation sucks enough to get me straight A's at A level, so hey, who cares?

[Sovereign]

Christ on a bungee cord, quit it you two. -3 to you both, and five minutes in the cool-down corner.

Gamut can have a point. Welcome to insanity!

Phenoem and minidog can have -1 for finding these forums.

Igfig can have a point for having a screen superior to ours. Damnit.

Corellion can have a point for thinking up a new fad, and -1 for the fad.

[Wraithstorm]

I think now would be a good time to point out that I can see the original post in the uberquote.

[Illya]

As can I.

Other than that, I feel I need some points to cheer me up. If you want a depressing story, see if you can find me on MSN.

[spirit]

Yes, back over the -100 mark, my work here is done.

[lagmachine]

Maybe we should be less irritating and by far more friendly, I guess, not because we like eachother, as we obviously don't, but just because we like the other guys.


Also, I'd like to get another minus for mentioning I'm drunk.

[LeonHart]

*looks pitiful*

Please, sir. Can I have a point, sir? I do believe I posted 2 pages ago, sir. Shouldn't I get at least one point, sir?

*poke*

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Hahaha, you almost quoted Oliver Twist. Sov's really going to kill you :P

[Denkim]

I would like to join this pitifull little game :)

[Rabbitman]

Don't worry, like anything run by true admin types, the list won't be updated until we've moved forums again.

And yes, as I have been saying for the last three pages, I CAN SEE THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE!.. everyone can, you're just missing the point.

Speaking of which, -1 point for thinking your screen is superior when the issue is actually the inferiority of your reading comprehension.

I would also like to claim my free point, and raise my hand as a multiple comment per poster, and suitable candidate for the still fully functional, if slightly slower growing, uber-quote.

Thankyou and goodnight.

[Bob]

Don't worry, like anything run by true admin types, the list won't be updated until we've moved forums again.


It's strange how admins never actually administrate things isn't it?

*looks behind*

They always catch me.

[spirit]

[quote="lagmachine"]Maybe we should be less irritating and by far more friendly, I guess, not because we like eachother, as we obviously don't, but just because we like the other guys./quote]

Speak for yourself, I'm incapable of caring one way or the other about anyone on this board. I don't really know any of you, so I would neither flatter yourself by thinking I hate you nor assume I like people :)

[Illya]

Strange way to put that. Just because you've never met people in person, doesn't mean you can't like them. I agree on the hate part, it's near impossible to actually hate someone you've never met. But I don't think I could say there's no one I like here. I have a few people that are ranked higher than others.

EDIT: Oh my god, give www.pandora.com a point or two. It's awesome!

[Lord_Inquisitor]

I second the motion to assign points to said link.

[Bob]

As do I.

[Corellion]

Bloody Hell Sov, I was so damn close to getting a point back, and you took it away.

Did anyone else notice the homosexual innuendo in Lagmachine's post a while back?
but just because we like the other guys.

So, what we witnessed, just a little bit ago, was infact, the two breaking up. They've both finally come to terms with liking other men.

+ 1 to Sov for putting that ever so amusing image of Jesus on a Bungee Rope. [subliminalmessagegivecorellionpointshesfedupofflat teringyouyoubloodysod/subliminalmessage/ramheztheftology]

I messed up my french exam, I forget that car means because, and voiture is car. Yeah, so anywho, Instead of writing a white woman was upset becuase she was going out with a black-man, and was worried about people being racist towards her. I'd put down a boy was upset because he owned an Indian car, and that other drivers would look down on his car because of it. Yeah...

[Archangel-WHA]

Alright, I think I've proven my point to Penny by now.

This topic will be moved to its final resting place.

I bring you peace.

[Denkim]

I also think pandora.com rocks and should get a fourth point.

And I would also like to puff up my ego by saying to all that is was I who brought said link to these forums. :) But alas, I cant asign points to myself. :(

[Wraithstorm]

People assign points to themselves all the time, but if you'd done it just then you'd get uberquoted. :p

[Aelly_Ssyn]

What's this all about? How do I get points?

[spirit]

Strange way to put that. Just because you've never met people in person, doesn't mean you can't like them. I agree on the hate part, it's near impossible to actually hate someone you've never met. But I don't think I could say there's no one I like here. I have a few people that are ranked higher than others.

EDIT: Oh my god, give www.pandora.com a point or two. It's awesome!

I guess I should say Don't like people enough to actively change my ways to please them.

edit: And Pandora Rocks.


So, what we witnessed, just a little bit ago, was infact, the two breaking up. They've both finally come to terms with liking other men.

You should know, it was you who caused it you big boyfriend-stealer! *cough* I mean....don't know what you're on about... I'll just be leaving now.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

You shouldn't worry about getting points, you should worry about the point you just lost.

-1 to Aelly Ssyn

[Illya]

Ha! Face! -1 more to Aelly Ssyn for being prawned by Otto!

[Aelly_Ssyn]

-1 to Illya for copying the first Inquisitor.

[spirit]

Whoever thought of this game Crazy Frog Racer (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000BUK392/ref%3Damb%5Fasin-coop-2%5F39670993/203-4489551-9523916) should be shot...and lose q x r x pi points.

[Illya]

+1 to me for being the highest ranking active Inquisitor... I think that's what you meant to write.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

In that case +1 to me for putting up with two inquisitors. lol

[snapmaster]

Due to the fact that semester finals are coming up for me, I think it would be a good idea if I got a point to help boost my self-esteem. Cause if I don't get a self-esteem boost here pretty soon, I think I might bomb some of the upcoming tests...

So, if you have any sort of heart you'll see that I get my point so I don't fail in school, as well as in life.

Also to be fair, give anyone else who has finals coming up a point :wink:

[Corellion]

-1 To Giggles for having completly unfounded sexual attractions towards me. Actually, make it -2 because he blames me for his own incompetence within internetbased relationships.
Oh, and yah, Pandora.com is pretty

I love www.pandora.com, I don't care, call me emo. I'm gonna have babies with this thing, we're going to make love all night long. For many, many nights.

[snapmaster]

emo

[Wraithstorm]

Originally posted by Sovereign of Night
Originally posted by Wraithstorm
Originally posted by Illya
Originally posted by Lord_Inquisitor
Originally posted by Anaris

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And I'm limiting one reason per post!

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[Denkim]

+1 to snapmaster, just cuz he asked nice. And I don't want him getting arrested for bombing his school cuz he doesnt want to take his tests. ;)

[Wraithstorm]

-1 to Denkim for using the word 'cuz'. Twice.

[Denkim]

:( I knew that was coming before I even hit the submit button.

[Wraithstorm]

Then you shouldn't have pressed the submit button.

[LeonHart]

+1 to whoever posts next

[Wraithstorm]

+1 point to me

[JonesyMan]

can I get some

[Wraithstorm]

In a word? No.

[JonesyMan]

I was to late

[LeonHart]

+1 to me... for having a guild thinga-majig

[Wraithstorm]

-1 to Pendrako for me not having a guild thinga-majig

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Yes, JonesyMan, you can have some...

...anthrax!

[JonesyMan]

I better use my antropine injectors. Yeah I know it is an antidote to nerve agents, but I haven't had an anthrax shot yet.

+3 points to me for fighting off a chemical attack.

[Wraithstorm]

+1 to Lord Inquititor for the anthrax. -1 to Jonesy for continued talking.

[LeonHart]

+1 to me for taking this to 10 bleedin' pages :P

[lagmachine]

Plus one to me for being and open about, apparently. Guess the Louvain female population can go out after ten again safely now.

Oh, and I don't like the pandora thing, it lacks taste.

[snapmaster]

+1 to whoever posted 8 posts before me....which would be Jonesyman.

[Bob]

+10 points to the points thread for being the most active topic on the boards.

[snapmaster]

-10 points to the points thread for keeping me from my homework....

[Corellion]

+ 10 to the Points thread for just having -10 taken off of it.

(Oooh, can points to the thread in general be given out randomly, go-on Sov. Go on.)

[spirit]

-1 To Giggles for having completly unfounded sexual attractions towards me. Actually, make it -2 because he blames me for his own incompetence within internetbased relationships.
Oh, and yah, Pandora.com is pretty

I love www.pandora.com, I don't care, call me emo. I'm gonna have babies with this thing, we're going to make love all night long. For many, many nights.


first of all, I never said I had sexual attraction to you, I said you'd stolen whatever-he's-called-and-im-too-drunk-to-remember. It wasn't incompetence on ym part, it was your boyish emo good looks that drew him away from me :roll: .


Oh and for good luck- you're an emo- godieinafire

edit: oh and the points should be "randomly" divided so that Corellion gets the -10 and everyone else gets some of the +20

[Denkim]

-1 point to everyone on the last two pages that has tried to give themselves points.

[Wraithstorm]

-1 to Snapmaster for trying to give Jonesyman points.

[Sovereign]

Christ on a Combine Harvester, you guys are nuts. Do you know how much work I have to do?

Just because I have that much, I'm leaving it 'til tomorrow. So you can all wait.

Four pages!? Jesus on a bleedin' Jetski.

[snapmaster]

Then to make your life easier Sov, give yourself a point :D

[Bob]

lol, why not just subtract points for posting here. That should cut down the amount of people posting.

Wait a second, I just realised we're the most pointless, idiotic people on the forums. We'll carry on whatever wont we?

-5 points to me for being too smart.

[Wraithstorm]

Less of the 'we' Bob, and if you could lose points for being smart, you'd be winning. -5 points to Bob.

[lagmachine]

Can Wraithstorm lose some points now for always writing in blue? I'm getting pretty sick of it.

[Wraithstorm]

-1 to lag for criticising the blue.

[Bob]

-1 to Wraithstorm for punishing someone for criticising the blue which is indeed annoying.

Yay, Sov has yet another page to look at and count points on!

[Corellion]

Giggles, you know it's true. Because I am, THE EMO. I'm so emo, I'm cutting right now. That's the real reason why there are so many 'typos' for you, isn't it Giggles. 'Coz your blood is covering the screen.
Ahhh.... yes, my emoness is conveyed in an almost palpable aura. Damn I'm emo, look at those beautiful stars, and OMFGZZZ! A wounded butterfly, I feel so sad... I must cut.

Giggles, you HONK tard.


Oh, and +1 to Sov. His christ imagery truly is amusing, you should bring out a clothing range. Of course, make sure it's emo, so I can wear it.

[Archangel-WHA]

Careful guys, keep it sane.

I bring you peace.

[Illya]

Can't say I approve of the Christ mockery. I'd give - points to Sov, but then I'd lose points. -2 to Corellion for supporting him!

[Corellion]

I'm Emo.

[Archangel-WHA]

Okay Corellion. First warning.

The punishments are a joke to make you look bad. This is because you have done a bad thing, and I've wiped up your mess in such a way that it should be seen as jovial, as a friendly way of telling you to stop. I can do worse than this; I can remove you from seeing the Off Topic Forums, or eventually even a ban. I don't take kindly to people who will ignore the rules and make my job all that more difficult and annoying. Stick to the rules and everything will be fine.

This topic as a whole has been getting very heated recently, and it'd be nice to see the old Points Tradition back of just being fun rather than an excuse to flame. This goes for Corellion and everybody. This topic is a Joke, don't take it seriously.

Also, Sovereign, the whole Jesus mocking thing is very uncool and it'd be nice for you to find a different deity to put into wacky situations. Some religious minds can find things like that, probably very innocent to you, somewhat mocking.

Thanks all.

I bring you a spanked bot-bot.

[Corellion]

Sorry..... But you know, I don't actually think you stink. Having never had the pleasure of scenting your personal aroma.

[Igfig]

Corellion, I do love that Altdorf Times of yours. I take back two-thirds of all the bad things everybody else has said about you. Also, +2 points to you.

[spirit]

Giggles, you know it's true. Because I am, THE EMO. I'm so emo, I'm cutting right now. That's the real reason why there are so many 'typos' for you, isn't it Giggles. 'Coz your blood is covering the screen.
Ahhh.... yes, my emoness is conveyed in an almost palpable aura. Damn I'm emo, look at those beautiful stars, and OMFGZZZ! A wounded butterfly, I feel so sad... I must cut.


Nice imagery... and just for you I'm slowing my typing down to a crawl to get rid of any typos that might otherwise be made in the process of typing this and any further posts until I get bored or forget.


Giggles, you HONK tard.


I knew there was a reason i loved you Corelly-baby. *sigh* I remember the days when you used to like me, before the days of not realising that each and every single post I make on this thread is a piss-take made for the sole purposes of lowering my points into the abyss and for making this thread slightly more interesting.


Oh, and +1 to Sov. His christ imagery truly is amusing, you should bring out a clothing range. Of course, make sure it's emo, so I can wear it.

Good plan, make sure the logos are big and clear so that I can see them when I'm trying to snipe emos from afar.

As for the Altdorf Times, it's alright so far, parts made me laugh, but B+ for effort! (Would be an A+ but, y'know, gotta keep up that whole "hate you" thing- sorry I mean, uh, because you're emo)

[Corellion]

+1 To Giggles for letting me remember my days, when I pranced around with him, holding hands, and having bum fun.

*looks down, cries, and cuts*

[spirit]

I wouldn't call it fun....you were terrible.

[Sovereign]

That does it.

There is an emo ban on this thread. Whoever so much as says the word emo will be destroyed.

I'm adding Jonesy to the list.

I'm giving Corellion a point for his amusing thread. And another from Igfig.

I'm giving Illya a point, because I can understand now.

I'm giving Archangel a point for sorting you lot out.

I'm giving Wraithy a point for his blue writing, because it's awesome.

Then I'm going to bed because I'm tired.

One more mention of that Goddam genre and I'm gonna break down into a bunch of nonsensical metaphors and give everyone a lot of minuses.

AAAHHH, IT HAS BEGUN, THE FRUITS OF MY LOOM ARE AGITATING MY CLOSET BABIES

EDIT: Oh, and I'm giving Pandora a total of six points combined from everybody. Damn good find there.

EDIT EDIT: I'm adding Denkim to the list and giving him a point for Pandora.

No minus points today!

[LeonHart]

*sniff*

Ah well...

+1 to Sov for editing the damn thing

[Sovereign]

And I'll put you up LeonHart.

Thanks for the point. :wink:

Phew, good deed done for the day. No more of this messing around guys, and back to some good reasons. I'm lookin' at you Corellion and Giggles!

[Corellion]

Good Reasons? For points?
+1 to Cassie for an uncanny skill at guilt tripping.

[spirit]

-2 to Cassie for not knowing who Nelson Mandella is, but + 3 because she's oh so adorable :p (and would kill me)

[Lord_Inquisitor]

+1 to anyone who's been through Mandela's conditioning camp.

[snapmaster]

Whatever happened to competing for points? I thought that was rather fun...

oh, and +10 point for anyone who's forum name starts with an 'R' and posts on this page.

[Roger_Rabbit]

Woot!

[Wraithstorm]

-10 to whoever that was.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

+1 for everyone who is a Black Wolf.

[Denkim]

+1 to everyone who is not a black wolf.
Always retreat, always surrender

[Igfig]

My name is now Rigfig.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

+1 point to you Rigfig

[JonesyMan]

So, let's see, +1 for being a black wolf, +1 for not being a black wolf, +1 for this,-3 for that.....
Can I just have an asprin? All this adding and subtracting is making my headhurt, and only have 1 point.

Hell, +15 to anyone who gives me an asprin.

[JonesyMan]

OK, just got my asprin, +15 to me.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Wait you'll need a glass of water too.

[JonesyMan]

+10 for that galss of water. Thank you Aelly Ssyn

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Anytime. Thank you for the points.

[JonesyMan]

not a problem :D [/i]

[Rabbitman]

Hey, I scored a point for my the capital letter that leads into the 'abbitman' on my name... nice.

+0 for all of you, just because it's almost christmas, or hanukah, or kwanza...

[LeonHart]

+1 to anyone with the letters 'B' 'L' 'U' & 'E' in their name on these boards.

That's all the letters, in any order.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

It's times like these when I wish I had kept my name to Lorde "Bob" Inquisitor.

[lagmachine]

I always wondered why I didn't call myself Blagmuchine. Well, not really, of course.

[Sircyn]

ohnoes! I lost my "Q". +2 Points for whoever finds my Q.

[lagmachine]

It's right under the A. Unless you're qwerty, in which case it's right above it.

[SirSeptin]

+2 points to lag for being helpful

good boy

[Bob]

I fear my name won't win any points for including letters...

[Illya]

Is it just me, or are the reasons for getting points getting worse and worse? -5 to anyone who gave a crappy reason to get points on the last two pages!

[Pendrako]

Very true. -8 points to anyone who posts a one line post. Erm... except this one.

[snapmaster]

Hey, I scored a point for my the capital letter that leads into the 'abbitman' on my name... nice.

Actually you didn't. I said points would be given to the next person who posts and their name starts with an 'R' on that page. you missed out by one post.

-1 for missing out.

[JonesyMan]

+5 to the person who can tell me who Mathias Thulmann is or what career he follows.
I will give you a hint, he is feared by many.

[Igfig]

Let me guess, just completely off the top of my head...

A Witch Hunter?

[Illya]

He's a Witch Hunter indeed, and hero of two excellent Black Library novels, Witch Hunter, and Witch Finder. He also dresses the same way Illya does. Which makes him cool.

[Corellion]

Erm... these reasons are really going downhill.

Meh, did I mention I'm doing my work experience for a communications department of the biggest job provider in England, and that I am almost single-handedly writing their annual magazine. The dude that works next to me has a £180,000,000 budget for the year. I mean, if ever there was a time for a christ quote, it would be now, alas, those days are over.
You know what, if they paid me for the hours I was working, It would be illegal. Being 15 and working a 45 hour week and all. Anywho, I'm off to work Nice speaking to you all on this cold and dreary morn.

So yeah, personally I think I should get points for the near-criminal injustice, but of course, you'll find a way to take 'em off me. Meh.

<center>All 'Meh' quotes in the post are copyrighted by Alex Martin or Corellion on these boards, 2005, anyone found using these will be charged ten million pounds, or assassinated. Also, may I please state, that this is small text, and just incase anyone doesn't read small text I feel like I should include a little nasty surprise. Thus, anyone, who fails to write more than two lines for their posts, on the rest of this page, or infact, for the next seven posts, will be deducted the pricely sum of 3 points. As, anaris said - SHAZAM.</center>

[lagmachine]

-1 to Corellion for making me focus on reading.
That's two lines.

[Denkim]

I think I'll give out 1 point to the 200th poster in this topic.
Said 200th poster will be the fourth person to post after me.

That way
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[Kaitos]

Which-a-way?

[Bob]

This-a-way.

Its now the post after the one after me.
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[Dante]

This way to the 200th post, In other words +1
↓ ↓
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[lagmachine]

The what?

[Igfig]

Okay, the reign of terror is now past, completely and utterly. Henceforth, nobody shall lose points for writing posts too small. I declare liberty for all! (Hey, that rhymes.) However, just about everyone on this page has lost a point for being too concise, unless arrows count as lines. I am currently being very non-concise, in an attempt to keep from losing points.

[lagmachine]

My one line was funny.
I hope.
Well, not really, I just wanted to spoil the stupid points-giving reason.
And get the points.
Or atleast deny someone else having them.
That enough lines?

[Corellion]

Oh, and par Igfig & Denkim, pressing the return key doesn't count. Oh, and it's -1 per post. Arrows don't count.
Also, whoever finds out who designed the Eldar waveserpent should give themself a points. Then, the make should be deducted 1937593549 points, for creating the worst kit. EVER.

[Illya]

The maker, I think is what you intended to write. I'm no fan of Eldar myself, so I wouldn't know what a waveserpent looks like. I know I should, being as how I played Dawn of War and all that, but no, I don't know what it looks like. That's right, I said I don't know. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

+2 to whoever can tell me where that last line is from.

[Corellion]

Oh I know this one!
Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy goo! Two points baby! Family guy;; Patty.

[Jacob_White]

Family Guy is awesome. Any one seen The Mighty Boosh. I think Vince should gain a point for being a point and I should gain a point for knowing all about a generally unknown comedy!

[Blade]

Alright I want to join. It looks preeeettty cool :P! So I get a point for joining and I'll try to get more.

[Illya]

Corellion is correct. Now, have -4 for being a nerd! Bazing!

[JonesyMan]

Corellion, have you heard this one:

Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy...I just pooped my pants.

A Family Guy fan should know this one.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Isn't that carmichael (sp?) ?

[Blade]

Quagmire...

[Bob]

Yea. But i prefer the giggedy giggedy giggedy, oh i just pooped a little, from the movie. Much funnier in my opinion. By the way, Family Guy is awesome.

[lagmachine]

Everyone who wrote post about family guy should lose a point for being irritating. If you want a Family Guy topic go make it somewhere else. This is just plain ridiculous, what with all the lame quotes that aren't even funny to those who don't watch the show.

[Wraithstorm]

+1 point to Lagmachine for saying what I was thinking.

Whatever happened to the old days?

[Lord_Inquisitor]

They expired after twenty-four hours. Welcome to today.

Now who's working on the time machine?

[Corellion]

- 10 to lagmachine for not watching Family Guy.

Oh, and N.W.A. deserve a point. For being crazy mutha-*beep*ers *beep*ers straight outta' compton.

[Blade]

Corellion gets a point for listening to the best group in the world! NWA!

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Both of you gangstas just lost some points.

[Denkim]

I think Sovereign should get a point the next time he updates the points chart.
This thing has been going crazy and he's got a lot of talling to do.

[Illya]

Talling?

[Blade]

Perhaps loose one for inactive point count :P

[JonesyMan]

Tallying (I think)

[Corellion]

I wouldn't say NWA are the best band in the world. I just think they're funny As for Gangster, well, it would be cool. But if I lose points for being a Gangster, then my name needs to say (Gangster) after it.

Oh, and +1 to everyone who actually has a job. I've a new found respect for you people. Work Experience SUCKS.

[Jacob_White]

Someone else who thinks Work Exp sucks :P ! Wooo, slave labour for a week is what I say it is!

[Corellion]

Two weeks for me.... urgh.

[Blade]

1 point to the person who can answer both questions correct!

1.) is the glass half empty or half full?

2.) if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around to hear it does it make a sound?

[Fangar]

Ok I'll try and answer them

1) Both half empty and half full.

2) Yes of course it does cause science says it does.

Here's two in return.

1)You place a cat in a box with no holes and leave it for a day. Is the cat alive or dead? (you cant open or shake or effect the box in any way) untill you make a choice.

2)You hold a pen in you hand. If you let go will it fall?

-2 points for anyone posting about how cruel it is to put cast in boxes, its not real. and i say +5 for anyone who posts a realy good answer to the questions

[Blade]

Great job. I was looking for a different answer to the first question but yours works just fine.

1.) Yes but no. The cat will die but if you know the saying 'cats have 9 lives' then it will be alive and with 8 lives left. So yes but no.

2.) Well if your holding it in the air it will fall, on earth atleast, but if you are holding it agianst a table it won't fall. Though it wouldn't fall if you were in outer space. So agian no answer because you could be in space with no gravity were it wouldn't fall but if you were on earth it should fall (while in air).

[Lord_Inquisitor]

The tree one's tricky. The tree will fall and it will send sound waves through the air, but those sound waves are simply waves until our ears pick them up and register them as the sound of a tree falling. So no, it wouldn't make a sound.

And the glass is half-full if you just poured yourself half a glass, or half-empty if you just removed half of a full glass.

Finally, my thoughts on the pen question are if you're holding it vertically, it will fall, but if it's horizontal, it will remain in your palm.

[Blade]

Well the glass one I feel you got right. It was the exact answer I was looking for.

[Corellion]

Bloody Hell. You know, I wouldn't blame Sov for abandoning this thread. Sov, I think you need to add a new rule, as for what that rule is, well, just make it punish those who need punishing. Except me, because I'm wearing a transexual pride t-shirt.

+1 to bars in wakefield for serving under-18's. Then take a point for those under 18's being mostly chavs.

Erm, can anyone translate / decipher the following kcUsuoymu<u>ccav</u>

[Illya]

-2 to under 18 kids for attempting to drink. Damn kids these days. Can't hold their liquor. Why do I feel so old?

[Corellion]

Dude, you need to be more specific, as you pretty much just took two points off of every under 18 year old.
As for you feeling old, well, that's a mystery, from here you look as fit as a fiddle. My young companion, you are in your prime, never forget that.

P.S. Untill you are out of your prime. Forget it then.

Woah, I need some point therapy, James Blunt is starting to grow on me.

[spirit]

1. Depends on what kind of box- if it is cardboard then the cat would rip its way out and be alive. If made from something stronger then it depends upon the size of teh cat (and how much oxygen it uses up per breath) and the size of the box (how much oxygen it contains)

2. It depends whether you have superglued the pen to your hand, or which way you are holding the pen (palm up or palm down) and of coruse whether you are in a zero-G environment

+1 to bars in wakefield for serving under-18's. Then take a point for those under 18's being mostly chavs.

Heh, I forgot you lived near me Corellion. My drinking days in Halifax have been forced to stop since they shut down the zoobar. I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky policemen!


edit: - lots of points to Corellion for having James blunt grow on him. Man, you should see a doctor about that.

Family Guy is awesome. Any one seen The Mighty Boosh. I think Vince should gain a point for being a point and I should gain a point for knowing all about a generally unknown comedy!

The Mighty Boosh is the single best comedy EVER. I mean, talking moons, magazines delivered by Ninjas, underwater creatures who love Baileys, a zookeeper who doesn't know the names of animals, a talking gorilla AND electro pop, all in the same comedy? How much better can you get?

[lagmachine]

How much better can you get?

Well, as good as the Fast Show.

[Illya]

Hm. I've never heard of the Fast Show. Then again, I've never heard of The Mighty Boosh. But just the name doesn't make me want to watch it. I was even sceptical of Family Guy till I first saw it. Simpsons is still an all-time top.

[Corellion]

The Simpsons, hmm, it's a classic for two reasons. It's brilliant, and old. All that can be said on the matter.

[Blade]

Along with the fact that it is the only cartoon I know with yellow people in it.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

With a reason like that, you should have nominated it for points. We wouldn't have expected anything more.

[Illya]

+2 to The Simpsons.

[Corellion]

Illya, I think Sov might have somewhat, given up on the points phenomenon.

[Illya]

-2 to Corellion for suggesting such heresy!

On a more serious note, I think he might have indeed.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

In the spirit of democracy, I move that we should elect a new Pointsmaster!

EDIT: Scratch that. In the spirit of communism, I hereby instigate a bloody revolution!

[LeonHart]

I hereby offer a tasty +10 points to the first person to post a link to either of my cocktail lists :D

[Illya]

In the spirit of dictatorship, I crush your revolution, and send you all to the Volkswagon factories!

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Huh? You ! You assassinated Sovereign and took the throne for yourself before we could act! Time to plot...mouahahahahaha, watch the rate of automobile accidents rise...drastically!

[Sovereign]

Don't start to mutiny yet ladies!

Sorry about the lack of updating, I've been rather engrossed in the old RPs. Promise I'll update some time before christmas.

You guys are revolting...

[Corellion]

Oooh, sneaky, very sneaky............ have a point Sov.

[spirit]

That was terrible sov, really really terrible. Hang your head in shame.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Don't do it, Sov! Don't stoop down to his level!