How was your slayer shamed?

[Warmaster tibs]

My pre-oath slayer was fighting in a dwarf keep against the greenskins. His duty along with 12 other dwarfs and his friend Tibsies was to cover the retreat of some 42 dwarfs(Most wounded) out of the keep via gyrocopter. They counter charged the greenskin hoarde which had taken the rest of the keep. Their oath was to defand the keep of Kahalka to the death and to always be their for their fellow dwarf. Quicky the dwarfs where overwhelmed losing their formation and fighting like daemons instead of dwarfs. Soon it was Tibsies and Tibs left their backs against a 5 story fall. The warboss walk infront of his WAAAGH to kill the dwarfs himself.

His charge being dodged by the dwarfs. Tibs charged forward and stuck his axe in the orcs arm as it swung for Tibsies. The orc quickly gave Tibs one right in the jibbles and a choppa slash to the chest,cripling him for a good amount of time. Tibsies crashed his shield against the orc. Then the two went back and forth striking one another with the orc pushing Tibsies to the edge. Tibs still wounded charged the orc striking it multiple time. Wounded the Warboss moved back only to counter charge knocking Tibs down and stunning Tibsies. Tibsies wounded from multiple shots with the rest of his strength swung his axe against the orc giving it a deep cut on its cheek. The warboss the went to finish Tibsies by grabbing him by the neck, lifting him in the air and impaling him on his choppa. Tibsies stared down the Warboss with all the bitterness he could muster. Tibs charged to the ork wanting to save Tibsies all his will focused on striking the orc...... but he failed. The warboss impaled Tibsies before Tibs's eyes, his body falling to the floor...dead. The warboss turned to Tibs and picked him up by the neck..
" Iz dink iz gonna letz ya suffer!"

He then threw Tibs of the 5 story building...to his death..or so he thought.
Tibs luckily landed on a goblin saving his life.
Tibs then heard the bellow of the orc warboss

"Datz anotha keep for me!"
"Iz is Grumlok and Im da best Warboss dere is!"

Tibs utterly shamed by his failure as a guard,failure as a warrior and failer as a friend. He then limped to camp and took the slayer oath. Still badly wounded he wanderd out into the wilderness..never to be seen again,untill now.


I had way to much time on my hands but not enough to proof read :)

So just post long or short on how your slayer was shamed.

[Rvard]

For having an affair with the Thane's wife.

[Jagros]

A slayer never talks about his shame. So neither does Jagros.

[Warmaster tibs]

A slayer never talks about his shame. So neither does Jagros.

Your a overwieght black asian redneck and not a slayer! Start acting like it!:wink:

[Garock Bonecleaver]

he was an ironbreaker who was shamed by being chain disabled all the time and losing keep after keep because of it.

[Fekk]

I boned the Rune-Masters wife in Captain Kelly's Kitchen.

Oops.

[Ronulf]

I was so ashamed, when i read the forums and saw how many people suggested sending out women out to die, (female slayers) that shaving my head was the only thing left to do.

[Muzzle]

Mine dropped his beer.

[_bootzilla_]

The classic reason is the death of someone (or many) important people whom you have ward over (typically a dwarven female). Upon taking the oath, you are looking for death (in honor, not the cowards way out) to redeem yourself (and others) for your past.

Also, we do not speak of these things and you should never ask a slayer either. Well unless you want to have an axe placed in 'yer noggin.

*alechug*

[Tae]

The first rue of Slayer Club, is that you don't talk about Slayer Club.

[Sharg]

he was an ironbreaker who was shamed by being chain disabled all the time and losing keep after keep because of it.

That's hilarious. The only difference now will be you'll have less hair and die quicker. Reminds me of that Simpson's, "from now on there's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"
"Isn't that the wrong way?"
"Yes, but faster!"

I was so ashamed, when i read the forums and saw how many people suggested sending out women out to die, (female slayers) that shaving my head was the only thing left to do.

While I may be taking the opposite arguement in that particular thread, that was pretty good too.

As for my slayer . . let's see. I'll go with I went to the barber drunk and woke up with a perm, so shaving it off was the only way to go.

[countjackula]

It wasn't because it was midday. It wasn't because I was drunk. It wasn't because I was wearing a hoisted up wizard robe. It wasn't because I was whistling an elven tune. It wasn't because the act involved the prize-winning livestock of the thane's wife.

It was because whilst standing on a bucket I was visibly tall; the grass was, in hindsight, alarmingly short; but most of all...

That sheep was really ugly.

No, really, who cares? I have no backstory for why I am a Slayer. I'm just thrilled the chance to mash n' slice n' hack n' bellow are coming soon, all packaged under tattoos, chains and orange mohawks.

[Wishpig]

My dwarf became a slayer because he walked into a screen door and looked like a total idiot. He walked into it so hard it left crisscrossed scares all over his face. His friends called him waffle beard untill he was so disgraced he took the oath.

Although becoming a slayer didn't make him anymore bad assed, after a battle he looks like a strawberry covered pancake. Pathetic really!

[Shubop]

My Slayer was shamed when he was discovered having sex with the king's wife and daughter while playing an 80s guitar solo.

[Juicedturtle]

my slayer became Muslim and fasted.

[Varking]

I exploited over a keep wall back in the day when I was a Rune Priest. In turn I am stripping down all my equipment and starting a new life upon taking the Slayer Oath.

[Cash Rules]

His mom caught him with his hands under his blanket.

[taro]

My slayer's name is Willit Blend.


He failed to blend a banana. that's all.

[etalic]

One night when my slayer was really really drunk, he mistook a goblin for his wife and made love to it.

[xDeathx]

Mine dropped his beer.


HAHAHA, man, I laughed so fricking hard, oh man.

Then when I thought I was done I read this.

The first rule of Slayer Club*, is that you don't talk about Slayer Club*.


*Can be replaced with "Cult".

[Cash Rules]

Only the OP takes this thread seriously, haha it's funny.

[Necrolic]

Tibs luckily landed on a goblin saving his life.

This made me chuckle. As did the guy saying he was an IB who got chain disabled and lost keep after keep because of it. So true.

[Thason]

So I got a little pissed, and had one...or seven...nights of hot passion with a slaaneshi daemon. They're wild animals? She/it was pretty tame by the end.

I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those medeling Runepriests.

That runepriest went and told the thane, now I am forced to wander the old world (using the slayer cult as a guise) in search of more hot slaaneshi chicks.

I will not rest untill I achieve a glorious death in the warm tender arms of my daemon lover.

[Obbstunder Brimfire]

So I got a little pissed, and had one...or seven...nights of hot passion with a slaaneshi daemon. They're wild animals? She/it was pretty tame by the end.

I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those medeling Runepriests.

That runepriest went and told the thane, now I am forced to wander the old world (using the slayer cult as a guise) in search of more hot slaaneshi chicks.

I will not rest untill I achieve a glorious death in the warm tender arms of my daemon lover.

Stealing this story and using it as an excuse to wear Pink and White armor.

[Warmaster tibs]

Hmmm looks like Thanes wife "gets alot.":D

[Rvard]

Hmmm looks like Thanes wife "gets alot.":D
With the female-to-male ratio that we have, what did you expect?

[Thorek Ironbrow]

I was striking a Rune on the Anvil of Doom and I accidentally blew up my clans cannons during an Orc assault.

[MyskoPysko]

My Slayer came out of the closet...

[Wishpig]

My slayer was caught wearing a thong. The worst part is, it had a little rosebud in it :shock:

[Setholamuel]

...By being rolled.

I swore I would stay focused on one toon in this MMORPG.

[Wotizchop Bbydunchpi]

Yer slayer wuz shamed when I'z cut 'iz beardyz off an' made 'em dance in dem wif da beardy made up likez a dress!

Hurhurhurhur!
Yer a puny lil stuntie now dance 'arder afore I CHOPPAZ ya!

I'z da bestest!

[Gerrok]

Three simple words: Is it in?

[Xennos]

Shamed because it didn't even make the cut originally as a class... and that the HAMMERER made it into the game originally over it

[Yphio]

Drank too much and woke up besides another dwarf.

[Wishpig]

Drank too much and woke up besides another dwarf.
isn't that suppose to happen? Dwarf+dwarf=baby dwarf. I would think waking up to an elf would be slayer worthy.

[scarroll9]

I exploited over a keep wall back in the day when I was a Rune Priest. In turn I am stripping down all my equipment and starting a new life upon taking the Slayer Oath.

VARKING!

I'm back and I look foward to crushing your puny stunty legs with da WAAAAGH of da choppa!

[Yphio]

dwarf, not dwarfine.