Goblin Ball

[Kaja]

As noted before seems Black Orcs have an ability called "Outta My Way!" so seems there room for a new sports game (inspired from the old Bagball in ultima online).

The teams will consist of two Black Orcs in each team.
The ball will be a goblin, preferably unconsious one (AFK) so he wouldn't run off in the middle.
The field would require four trees, standing by pairs more or less close to each other.

Something among those lines :

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T................................................. ...................................T
..................:skull:......................... ..................:evil:...................
........................................:confused: ..........................................
...........:skull:................................ ....................:evil:.................
T................................................. ...................................T
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T - Tree.
:skull: - Black Orc from team 1.
:confused: - Unconcious Goblin.
:evil: - Black Orc from team 2.

The rules would be pretty simple (as orc rules go), the first team to toss the goblin betwin the opposing team's trees scores a point.
The team to reach 3 points first wins the match.
The goblin is draged back to the mdidle after a point was scored.

P.S. - My ASCII drawign skills are quite poor unfortunatly.

[MageLite]

I hope we can use 'outta my way' on fellows in our larger raid groups, not just those in a single specific group. Then we can have 5-a-sides!

[Lesane]

I'll be the afk shaman then! :p

[BigBeerBellyMan]

hopefully there isnt a cool down

[Deastor]

i thinks thats a great idea

[Warsaw]

I'll be the guy taking bets. :P

[Scratch]

It'd be funner if the shaman wasn't afk, and was slowed and trying to run away the entire time.

Add a new dimension.

[Grodgul]

It'd be funner if the shaman wasn't afk, and was slowed and trying to run away the entire time.

Add a new dimension.


Better yet, could not run at all, instead had to walk, but was free to try and leave the game as long as it walked.

[Vandraad]

The trees should be replaced with a stack of 10 dwarves nailed one atop another next to another stack of 10 dwarves nailed one atop another as the goal posts.

[Scratch]

Okay, now we have to get the volunteering of the dwarves...

Let me get my choppa.

[Riddly]

That's a pretty funny idea. Hopefully someone will FRAPS a game of goblin ball. The only downside of course is that I'm pretty sure they will have a cooldown on that ability. As long as the cooldown is longer than say 10-15 sec you could still have a fun game on your hands.

I'd volunteer my goblin for this as well. Although, in order to play, you don't neccesarily need a goblin, any friendly player would suffice as far as the ability is concerned.

[RadioNinja]

Ha, yeah, he can only move about slowly since he has his legs tied together.

And he can attack whoever picks him up, albeit weakly. Maybe if he builds up some waaagh, he can shoot it in someone's eyes or shock them.

But it kinda seems more like the Orcs would use an angry squig for something like this, since they are already ball shaped. Punt the squig at the wrong time and it could take a chunk out of your foot, and anyone that tries to catch it might get their head chomped on, immobilizing them while they run around randomly with an angry squig covering their head.

If it was a squig, Goblins could play in the game too.

[Scratch]

Orcs don't make the distinction between Goblin and Squig, haha (Yes, I am joking)

[Fleshs]

Perhaps a cool RvR ability trow a goblin in a opposite force group of people, and the goblin will knock them back like bowling!

just an idea ^^

[Beet]

Perhaps a cool RvR ability trow a goblin in a opposite force group of people, and the goblin will knock them back like bowling!

just an idea ^^

*chucks goblin* Four!

[Scratch]

"Agh, that guy is casting at us!" "Quick, grab the goblins" "Why?" "we'll disrupt him."

[Wurrok]

A new type of goblin ball!

Magus frisbee!

[Scratch]

How is that a type of goblin ball? I see nothing that says goblin ball in "Magus frisbee"!

[madival]

your know a goblin shaman is gonna pretend to be afk and when u try to do taht he will eeek and launch everyone everywhere

[Boggins]

Perhaps a cool RvR ability trow a goblin in a opposite force group of people, and the goblin will knock them back like bowling!

just an idea ^^

Uhh...basically you just described what would happen if a Black Orc aimed his "Outta My Way!" just right in RvR on a shaman, and the shaman used "Eeeek!" Of course, you might just be pissing off your healer. . .not that you orcs care about us goblins.

[Gemini]

Uhh...basically you just described what would happen if a Black Orc aimed his "Outta My Way!" just right in RvR on a shaman, and the shaman used "Eeeek!" Of course, you might just be pissing off your healer. . .not that you orcs care about us goblins.

Dude, if I was a Shaman I would totally let an Orc do it, as long as he was filming it. That would be so awesome to see.

[Scratch]

I can picture a group of Dwarves watching on with a confused expression on their face... Then they scream in horror as our choppas rip 'em apart.

[Boggins]

What about this...dwarf just walking along, shaman and black orc come up behind him. Black Orc tosses the shaman in front of the dwarf, the shaman uses eeeek and sends the dwarf back in range of the black orc while the shaman is far away.

[Amagoi]

I'll be the Black Orc that smacktalks more than he actually plays! "Ya ain't got nuffin'! Yer just a grot!"

[Scratch]

What about this...dwarf just walking along, shaman and black orc come up behind him. Black Orc tosses the shaman in front of the dwarf, the shaman uses eeeek and sends the dwarf back in range of the black orc while the shaman is far away.

That's.. A really good idea, actually. It'd work, I think. Good thinking!

[froo]

I actually think this is kinda cool.

Perhaps better than a shaman would be a Squig Herder inside his Battle Armour Squig to make it resemble a more modern day sport.

Looking forward to seeing someone achieve this :D

[Pharoth]

A goblin? Bah! Dwarfs? Yes!

[Boggins]

A goblin? Bah! Dwarfs? Yes!

A Black Orc who doesn't want to kick around a goblin? Interesting. Or do dwarfs bounce more?

[PersonalRiot]

The extra fat helps them roll better : P

[Boggins]

The extra fat helps them roll better : P

But a properly bribed (or threatened....) shaman could use Eeeek! on your opponent....

....now taking bribes.