Describe the Slayer in an unusual way

[Angthar]

well, heres my random thread, you have to describe the slayer in an unusual way

my example: Its like a blender with a mohawk and a beard


and etc

[Brawlin]

you know that one time when you crapped your pants because you were so scared...
that was a slayer...

[etalic]

Its a Train with 2 axes

[Angthar]

how about...
an Unnatural Disaster

[Bardar Azgirn]

Insurance adjuster's nightmare

[Zacharius]

Natures way of screwing over everyone else

[Pagz]

A giant orange finger.

upgraded bear cavalry.

[makbeer]

chuck norris, the dwarf version.

[Phmud]

Short man syndrome and "the button".

[Haggis]

The hammerer is a boulder with a beard.

The Slayer is a Cannonball with a mohawk.

[The Bard]

One Longbeard, after meeting his son for the first time since the younger dwarf had joined the Slayer Cult, was heard to remark:

"He is become Death, destroyer of Orcs."

[Covenant Prophet]

Slope damage that moves.

:rolleyes:

[Wotizchop Bbydunchpi]

Dead frum me CHOPPA!

But dats not weird.

Dis thread needs killin'!

[Angthar]

an angry ginger nuke :grin:

[Tikuto]

chuck norris, the dwarf version.
This wins.

[Beet]

The ginger step-child's big brother.

A short Volcano with axes instead of lava.

The Orc weed-whacker.

To stand up to a Slayer is like a hedgehog standing up to a turbo-charged steam-roller. You're not going to win, but for anyone watching from a safe distance it'll look AWESOME.

[Thrae]

.duorP ooT ,duorP erA sreyalS ehT
.drawrof evom reve tonnac yeht ,emahS nI gniviL
!reyalS eht rof harruH

[Bardar Azgirn]

Heres one.

Passive Aggressive.


Hey you said in an odd way. ;)

[Josia]

An orange ball of axes

Destro healer's worst nightmare

Drunken axe wielder

Short surly lumber jack that hacks Grobi

[Thamgrun]

the exact opposite of a normal WAR player.

oh, I couldn't resist :P

[ll Monsters ll]

Tangerine Wolverine

[Thamgrun]

From my friend who has never even heard of warhammer.

him-"Those guys are bad-a**?"

(I proceed to explain what a slayer is about)

him-"Oh, so they're buff leprechauns with mohawks and suicidal tendencies?"

Me-"is that what you think they are?"

Him-"Yeah, pretty much."

[Warmaster tibs]

Theyre short,angry,slighty fat,drunk,mohawked,killing, uncles who dont owe you money, like to kill things, like to yell and eat babies.(sometimes)

[Tharg]

tear taming tattooed tomato top that takes them to town thanks to two-handed tantrums that tickle then tear then totally top...

[The Bard]

tear taming tattooed tomato top that takes them to town thanks to two-handed tantrums that tickle then tear then totally top...

. . . the tally. Then they tumble the tumultious terror that trundles through the tragic times that they theorise to their Thanes. Then that tertiatry tremble that tips the tension, to the tiny trickle that terror tells, traps the trickster to the table that tempted the thinker to taste the too-trite thoughts. Trumped!
Too Tragic! Too Terrible! To the temple...

[Meridius]

Pretty much the opposite of fail.

[Tharg]

. . . the tally. Then they tumble the tumultious terror that trundles through the tragic times that they theorise to their Thanes. Then that tertiatry tremble that tips the tension, to the tiny trickle that terror tells, traps the trickster to the table that tempted the thinker to taste the too-trite thoughts. Trumped!
Too Tragic! Too Terrible! To the temple...

**bows to the king**

[The Bard]

**bows to the king**

:D

You started it, Tharg ;) I was rather hopeing someone would continue it... lads?

[Wotizchop Bbydunchpi]

:D

You started it, Tharg ;) I was rather hopeing someone would continue it... lads?

cI'ze CHOP cya cstoopid cstuntie!

[Tharg]

cI'ze CHOP cya cstoopid cstuntie!

** goes looking for the Anti Fungal cream ** Damn mushrooms, pop up all over

[Muzzle]

Spiked punch?

[Grakaz]

An orange buzzsaw.