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Bucket
03-01-2008, 06:07 PM
Bit of a Lore n00b here. I've seen Witch Elves compared to nuns and they're "brides" of a "jealous God," but they're also supposedly immersed in a very hedonistic culture.

Is there any official word on this? If not, what do the lot of you think?

Sinfjotle
03-01-2008, 06:15 PM
If Witch Elves have sex it most certainly isn't consensual... for the other party.

Lord Tareq
03-01-2008, 06:24 PM
They are celibate, they get their pleasure from pleasing Khaine, in particular with the ritual of sacrificing a victim then bading in its blood.

Also, to quote the armybook; "Do not desire the touch of a Maibd, a bride of Khaine, for her life is wholly given to the Lord of Murder, and he is a jealous god, unwilling to share his chosen ones. "

Bucket
03-01-2008, 06:32 PM
They are celibate, they get their pleasure from pleasing Khaine, in particular with the ritual of sacrificing a victim then bading in its blood.

Also, to quote the armybook; "Do not desire the touch of a Maibd, a bride of Khaine, for her life is wholly given to the Lord of Murder, and he is a jealous god, unwilling to share his chosen ones. "

Is it official that they're celibate? That quote makes me think so, and was the reason I asked.

Lord Tareq
03-01-2008, 07:15 PM
GW doesn't make official statements to clarify things like that, so no

Knifeparty
03-01-2008, 07:37 PM
Yea, their celibate, sorry all the horney Warhammer geeks out there (including myself;)) the only way their getting off is by putting a knife through your chest

Gemini
03-01-2008, 08:42 PM
Knifeparty has it right, to my understanding. They won't be engaging in sex acts, but will be reaching orgasmic-like heights of pleasure through murder and torture in the name of Khaine. They're basically psychotic sadist warrior priestess murder fiends.

Bucket
03-01-2008, 09:39 PM
Knifeparty has it right, to my understanding. They won't be engaging in sex acts, but will be reaching orgasmic-like heights of pleasure through murder and torture in the name of Khaine. They're basically psychotic sadist warrior priestess murder fiends.

Well, that sounds.. healthy.

Okay, thanks everyone!

Scratch
03-01-2008, 10:16 PM
Just remember to buy her dinner first.


Before the.. blood..bath..and..you know.

Bucket
03-02-2008, 12:14 AM
Just remember to buy her dinner first.


Before the.. blood..bath..and..you know.

I don't think she'd want the dinner and the bloodbath to be mutually exclusive.

Kaeldor
03-02-2008, 03:27 AM
In the new HE army book, there is a sentence under the Alith Anar information, which says something along the lines, that anyone who brings Morathis back the Midnight Stone that Anar stole from her, can enjoy a racious night of sex with her most beautiful witch elves.

I really think everyone else here is right though, and "the only way their getting off is by putting a knife through your chest " is a better image of them.

Bucket
03-02-2008, 03:38 AM
In the new HE army book, there is a sentence under the Alith Anar information, which says something along the lines, that anyone who brings Morathis back the Midnight Stone that Anar stole from her, can enjoy a racious night of sex with her most beautiful witch elves.

I really think everyone else here is right, and "the only way their getting off is by putting a knife through your chest " is a better image of them.

That sounds like a bit of an empty promise... or a promise of certain death for whoever brings the Midnight Stone.

Gemini
03-02-2008, 03:46 AM
That sounds like a bit of an empty promise... or a promise of certain death for whoever brings the Midnight Stone.

Pretty sure sex with a Witch Elf ends in death anyway, just probably the best death you could possibly imagine. I mean, ya gotta think they're probably very... uhh... passionate. So, with that quote in mind, we can assume they don't take a vow of celibacy (no surprise there), but it will by no means be a common occurence, and you most certainly will not see them getting married to anyone other than Khaine.

Aelthurian Elthrai
03-02-2008, 05:42 AM
I've always thought of the Witch Elves as being married to Khaine only in their hearts and minds, so they can indulge in carnal pleasures if they choose. As I see it, Khaine is a god of Murder, Death and Bloodshed, so he's unlikely to care that much about sex, so unless a Witch Elf falls in love he won't mind or even notice. I guess I just like the idea of a Witch Elf seducing a male and then during the act cutting his heart out - in my mind that kind of behaviour suits their depraved society much more than them being chaste.

So, I think they can have sex but most DE males would know that that would be a really, really bad idea so it doesn't happen very often.

Xurré
03-02-2008, 01:01 PM
I really think everyone else here is right though, and "the only way their getting off is by putting a knife through your chest " is a better image of them.
Hardly, there are a thousand ways in which a Witch Elf can "get off". They're more imaginative than that. ;)


Anyway, I think it's mostly left to the interpretation of the players as to how 'far' a Witch Elf would go. But, yes, it seems quite obvious to me that they get their true and deepest enjoyment from killing. And it seems obvious to me that any intimate encounter with them will almost certainly end that way.

Of course that doesn't mean that they don't flirt and promise. All the easier to separate men from their sense (and pretty much everything else in the end... quite literally). :p


- Xurré

Gemini
03-02-2008, 03:02 PM
I take it back, death from having sex with a witch elf would not be a great way to die. Stay away from my jibbilies, witch woman!

Fyaniz
03-09-2008, 12:46 PM
I thought that's how you orcs reproduce anyway? ;)

Estebar
03-10-2008, 06:56 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if Witch Elves had sex with each other in blood orgies to please Khaine, (they are a "sisterhood" after all, and we all know how Druchii feel about incest ;) ) but I doubt they'll allow anyone else to take pleasure from them. Their bodies are completely given to murder. They can't just give the goods away to anybody. It would subtract some of the effect from their alluring beauty, which they enjoy dangling in front of red-blooded males to tempt them into an agonising death.

Ralzar
03-10-2008, 07:00 AM
psychotic sadist warrior priestess murder fiends

That's a great movie title right there.

Kaeldor
03-10-2008, 07:07 AM
Hardly, there are a thousand ways in which a Witch Elf can "get off". They're more imaginative than that. ;)


Anyway, I think it's mostly left to the interpretation of the players as to how 'far' a Witch Elf would go. But, yes, it seems quite obvious to me that they get their true and deepest enjoyment from killing. And it seems obvious to me that any intimate encounter with them will almost certainly end that way.

Of course that doesn't mean that they don't flirt and promise. All the easier to separate men from their sense (and pretty much everything else in the end... quite literally). :p


- Xurré

Hmmm? Basically I said the same as you. And anyway I'll I want to do with them is killing them anyway. ;)

Delolith
03-13-2008, 08:14 AM
Sex...bloodbaths...blood orgies....I am kinda confused....that means Witch Elves ride the cotton pony 30 days a month litterally?!!! Guess their foul character has a reasoning after all :shock:.

Delolith

Aelthurian Elthrai
03-13-2008, 02:32 PM
ride the cotton pony

Eeeeewwwwwww! :roll:

Baradun
03-13-2008, 06:09 PM
Never trust an Elf, especially a Witch Elf with an open invitation to carnal exploration, Ah'd sooner part with me hammer than any piece of armour around an Elf. Nothin like tenderisin some Elf meat with meh bare hands before ah serve it up to their god on a platter of broken bones and hair.

Hellishreaper
03-13-2008, 06:20 PM
huge blood orgy with down and dirty witch elves sounds hawt...but damnit i'm a chosen and my armor is fused onto my skin so i'm screwed :( cant get it off

be like trying to get a girl pregnant when you have a condom that has molded with your skin ahhhh

Kruez
03-13-2008, 07:47 PM
This thread is disturbing on so many levels.

But I guess that's appropriate for a druchii thread.

Dukha
03-13-2008, 11:57 PM
huge blood orgy with down and dirty witch elves sounds hawt...but damnit i'm a chosen and my armor is fused onto my skin so i'm screwed :( cant get it off
Never trust an Elf, especially a Witch Elf with an open invitation to carnal exploration, Ah'd sooner part with me hammer than any piece of armour around an Elf. Nothin like tenderisin some Elf meat with meh bare hands before ah serve it up to their god on a platter of broken bones and hair.
Not to worry you two, there are can openers :twisted:

This thread is disturbing on so many levels.

But I guess that's appropriate for a druchii thread.
Yup.

Doc Lumbago
03-14-2008, 09:05 AM
this thread remembers me of a hooligan that sat next to me in the train one night.
we talked and stuff and at one point I said I never could stomp the head of a poor guy who didn´t do anything to me just because of wearing wrong colour.
Then he looked me deeeeep in the eye and said ( quote) : Better than sex. Believe me.
Ooops

For the record:
I guess they´re not literally forbidden to engage in sex but are sworn to Khaine by body and soul, thus being simply not interested in it. Sex might be used as a tool but enjoyed.

Xurré
03-17-2008, 09:34 AM
Ah'd sooner part with me hammer than any piece of armour around an Elf.
Ah, I've got a powder for just such a thing. Makes you itch so badly it feels like your skin will burn up if you don't scratch it.

Also quite humerous to use on Chaos Chosen. :mrgreen:


I guess they´re not literally forbidden to engage in sex but are sworn to Khaine by body and soul, thus being simply not interested in it. Sex might be used as a tool but enjoyed.
Yeah, that's pretty much it I think.


- Xurré

WastedTrojan
03-23-2008, 10:35 PM
This thread just wins

lnquisitor
05-21-2008, 12:51 AM
If it makes the game more fun for a player then sure they have sex any way you can imagine.

As for me I think they do have sex all the time. I'd just make sure they are the
ones dead at the end of it.

MarvinTheMartian89
06-24-2008, 07:24 AM
huge blood orgy with down and dirty witch elves sounds hawt...but damnit i'm a chosen and my armor is fused onto my skin so i'm screwed :( cant get it off

be like trying to get a girl pregnant when you have a condom that has molded with your skin ahhhh

atleast your born with the right equipement!! Us greenskins look like Ken dolls. :evil:
Maybe thats why greenskins go through life killing everything.

Fester Addams
06-24-2008, 08:02 AM
I would not neccesarilly say they are celibate.
Being celibate is to vow not to marry or have sex.

They are the brides of khaine and as for sex... I dont know if they even have an interest for it...

Gloovish
06-24-2008, 08:07 AM
Are all the WE virgins?

Zunjin
06-24-2008, 04:06 PM
Are all the WE virgins?

Not neccesary. They are chosen into the order at a mature age which gives the conclusion that they might have had sex before this happening. As many has pointed out tho this holds no matter, as these priestesses dont take interest in sex after becoming devoted to Khaine.

Mo0rbid
07-18-2008, 06:37 AM
murder, torture ,psychotic ,sadist ,warrior

sounds nice

Nelarn
07-18-2008, 09:57 AM
definately one to bring home and show the folks

Dracallo
07-18-2008, 10:10 AM
would a witch elf be cheating if they were.... with... another witch elf...?

SlagPot
07-18-2008, 10:16 AM
definately one to bring home and show the folks

She'd probably kill your folks in a blood ritual.

And to the poster above, girl on girl is NEVER cheating!!

Nelarn
07-18-2008, 10:38 AM
hey, i wouldn't mind male WE, but whatev 8)

psycho bloodthirsty women need love too, no matter how much they deny it

Iwishiwasalizardman
07-19-2008, 01:14 PM
Yes and no .... yes they are celibate but it is not becuase any dovtrine that they are. They simply give al lthier time tothier god and furthering his ambitions ( aka killing anythign that breathes)

Kaeden Force
07-20-2008, 12:36 PM
This thread is going places......*bites into an orange* :cool:

Chiros
07-23-2008, 04:08 PM
You see, this is why I make sure the Witch Elf is dead before I have sex with her.
Much less lethal.
The only tricky part is getting the body on top of the disc without the disc snacking on it.