The Altdorf Times II

[Corellion]

Well, well, well….
This week’s issue only features one conversation, and to Adamare, I apologise. I just thought it was damn funny. No harsh feelings towards him, he’s a dead sound bloke really.
As for swear-words, well, they’ve been replaced by *beep*s. As of course, such words would earn me another warning, from the hard but fair, moderating team, who, I shall add, do a wonderful job.


So anyway, the first little bit is as follows, I really am sorry about this if you’re offended Adamare, if you want it taken off, then just PM me and it shall be so.


Corellion says:
Whose this on the Warhammer forums
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Adamare Von Libervitz
Corellion says:
Adam who?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
What?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
That's my username
Corellion says:
Oh, yeah! You're the guy incharge of the silver court, aren't you
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Nope
Corellion says:
Oh, lol, you're that guy in the Ordo Mortis
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
nope
Corellion says:
Erm...
Corellion says:
Court of Asuryan?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Yup
Corellion says:
You're a girl right?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Nope
Corellion says:
Really?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Yup, I'm male
Corellion says:
was that a typo?
Corellion says:
female*
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Nope
Corellion says:
You're from Plymouth?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Yup
Corellion says:
Do they have lots of prostitutes there?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Only on Union Street
Corellion says:
Does anyone in your family work on Union Street?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
No
Corellion says:
Have you ever had sex with a prostitute
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Nope
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:

Corellion says:
[color=darkred]I'll tell you if you tell me.
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
I just told you
Corellion says:
Told me what?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
THAT I HAVEN'T!
Corellion says:
You've just told me that you haven't told me?
Corellion says:
Oh, wait, you said you had sex with a prostitute!
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
.......I said I didn't
Corellion says:
You didn't have sex with a prostitute?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
No, I did not ever have sex with a prostitute
Corellion says:
Was she not a prostitue then?
Jãmø Ñìñtåî-j燎Ã| Wild man o' the Moorland realm says:
Sod off *beep*tard

Next, well, here’s the few posts detailing Odin_Grayfang’s stalking and sexual harassment of me.

Firstly, this one is from my old thread, and just for those who don’t know ‘<3’ or ‘less than three’ is a way of representing a heart, and thus, love. Scary thought considering a later post from him…

I <3 Corellion. Please keep it up, I find this very amusing. Nelson Mandelown'd!

And now, a private message he sent me.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 :oops:

Weird, but I replied none the less.

Was that an attempted chat-up line?

What I can I say, you're pretty damn sexy

Eek. Though, now the concept of playing along came to me…
Though the content of the next few posts is too graphic to be posted here, let me now say, at least, that Odin has ceased messaging me. And that no permanent damage was done.



Ahh, and now, a number of amusing quotes::
Most of these are stolen, but meh.


* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK C*CKS

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds>

Ahhh, well, that concludes this weeks contigent. Hoped you enjoyed, I've got something amazingly brilliant lined up for next week, you'll love it.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

lmao, I love the quotes. The one about breaking his G-string while fingering a minor had me in stitches.

[Corellion]

Aye, peoples minds are far too dirty these days. Serves you right. :P

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

lmao, I love the quotes. The one about breaking his G-string while fingering a minor had me in stitches.

[spirit]

poor adamare, I almost feel sympathy for him...wait...wait....no I don't.

[Strestar]

So thats what '<3' means...

[Lord_Inquisitor]

So how long do I have to wait for the next one?

[Corellion]

It depends. How much are you willing to pay?

[Odin_Grayfang]

Wow, that was amazing Cor :D!! I was most definitley "lawling". I figured you would put me in there, but you didn't include the other messages. So now I do look like a stalker, which is not totally false >_>. Anyway the quotes were amazing, please keep it up :).

[lagmachine]

Definitely .

[spirit]

as playground children the world over would say "it takes one to know one"

[lagmachine]

Not realising that in turn they too therefore have to be one to know the saying to be true, those daft idiots.

[Gamut]

bash.org for more for those that don't know. Funny stuff, thanks Corellion

[Corellion]

No prob, bash.org is brilliant.

[Draco]

Corellion... legendary stuff. Quotes are immense, and Adamare got prawned.

[Karthos]

That convo with Adamare is pretty odd. Cor, your pretty freaky.

[Corellion]

Bringing up old threads is taboo. You're a naughty boy. And you've also destroyed any chance I have of doing this again for the next six months. And people were just forgetting it too. You silly poo, I'll get Gary Glitter on you.

[Garthilk]

Locking.

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