Got a Krump? Thump a Chump!

[Grimbold]

I'm not one for giving out drawn out, deliberated speeches, so I'll cut the crap, and give you the low down.

Got a Krump? Thump a chump!

Now to my speech. :rolleyes:

I'm really tired of threads constantly, and consistently degrading the choppa way of life. Since when has the world turned its back on the simple pleasures in life? Why is it now there must always be a more complex way of killing? Now it's all about technology, magical arts, and fancy mutations. Killing isn't supposed to be fancy! There are no judges rating your decapitation on a score from 1-10! If you beat in a stuntie's skull, you beat in a stuntie's skull. It shouldn't matter how ya did it!

What ever happened the good old Krumpers the boyz used to bash and smash with? I'll tell you what happened. Like this especially delicious twinkie I'm eating, they were allowed to waste away. After my body is done sucking what little nutrients is packed into this delectable little treat, it will be eventually discarded in a very unpleasant manner. The same can be said for our good old metal friends. There apparently is no use for them anymore, now that there are siege weapons capable of decimating dozens of stuntie dawi on impact, and deliciously disgusting mutated heretics that the chaos recruit to do their bidding. The good old boyz have just seemed to accept the fact that Rippa and Rippa jr aren't needed anymore.

Let me tell you something lads. The choppa, basha, smasha, any other manner of krumping toy has never led the orc boyz astray before, so why abandon or lust for blood and battle? Let's relish our calling. We're greenskins damnit, let's act like it!

Take a stand! Why are da boyz green?!?!

CUZ GREEN IZ BEST!

Show me some orc pride! Let's have it Choppas! Got a Krump? Thump a chump!

I want all youz boyz to give me one reason you love bashin', smashin' and Choppin'.

Now hop to it!

[fromhell]

i'm /hopping

[Krulltak]

I'm not one for giving out drawn out, deliberated speeches, so I'll cut the crap, and give you the low down.

Got a Krump? Thump a chump!

Now to my speech. :rolleyes:

I'm really tired of threads constantly, and consistently degrading the choppa way of life. Since when has the world turned its back on the simple pleasures in life? Why is it now there must always be a more complex way of killing? Now it's all about technology, magical arts, and fancy mutations. Killing isn't supposed to be fancy! There are no judges rating your decapitation on a score from 1-10! If you beat in a stuntie's skull, you beat in a stuntie's skull. It shouldn't matter how ya did it!

What ever happened the good old Krumpers the boyz used to bash and smash with? I'll tell you what happened. Like this especially delicious twinkie I'm eating, they were allowed to waste away. After my body is done sucking what little nutrients is packed into this delectable little treat, it will be eventually discarded in a very unpleasant manner. The same can be said for our good old metal friends. There apparently is no use for them anymore, now that there are siege weapons capable of decimating dozens of stuntie dawi on impact, and deliciously disgusting mutated heretics that the chaos recruit to do their bidding. The good old boyz have just seemed to accept the fact that Rippa and Rippa jr aren't needed anymore.

Let me tell you something lads. The choppa, basha, smasha, any other manner of krumping toy has never led the orc boyz astray before, so why abandon or lust for blood and battle? Let's relish our calling. We're greenskins damnit, let's act like it!

Take a stand! Why are da boyz green?!?!

CUZ GREEN IZ BEST!

Show me some orc pride! Let's have it Choppas! Got a Krump? Thump a chump!

I want all youz boyz to give me one reason you love bashin', smashin' and Choppin'.

Now hop to it!



What the hell are you talking about? Ever since orcs learned metallurgy they have always loved having siege weapons with which to bring down stuntie and humie fortresses in order to get to them easier.

Orcs aren't completely mindless morons who do nothing but try to charge the enemy with choppas n' basha. They do realize the importance of tactics and siege weapons, Gork Dammit.

[Murais]

What the hell are you talking about? Ever since orcs learned metallurgy they have always loved having siege weapons with which to bring down stuntie and humie fortresses in order to get to them easier.

Orcs aren't completely mindless morons who do nothing but try to charge the enemy with choppas n' basha. They do realize the importance of tactics and siege weapons, Gork Dammit.

I think he was referring to those who have strayed from the choppa class, such as myself, because of a supposed blandness to the class. I can't speak for others, but that's my personal reason. I liked the class far better when the berserk rage was built up gradually, not as a short activate that the entire class is based on.

I've heard they're reworking the Choppa a bit more. I hope so. I love Orcs. Being green is just so fun. So is being a MDPS, my favorite of all archetypes. But Choppas don't really have that same draw that I saw in them before. They just seem so... standard.

I'll give them a try when open beta rolls around, and hopefully I'll be wrong. But as of right now, it looks like I'll be going Marauder.

Here's hoping the Choppa is as green as he should be!

[Krulltak]

I think he was referring to those who have strayed from the choppa class, such as myself, because of a supposed blandness to the class. I can't speak for others, but that's my personal reason. I liked the class far better when the berserk rage was built up gradually, not as a short activate that the entire class is based on.

I've heard they're reworking the Choppa a bit more. I hope so. I love Orcs. Being green is just so fun. So is being a MDPS, my favorite of all archetypes. But Choppas don't really have that same draw that I saw in them before. They just seem so... standard.

I'll give them a try when open beta rolls around, and hopefully I'll be wrong. But as of right now, it looks like I'll be going Marauder.

Here's hoping the Choppa is as green as he should be!

Oh I see. Well, I'm deadset on choppa. Nothing is orcier then the simplest, basic idea of running in there and chopping as many things down as possible before death. I'm glad to hear they're being reworked (hopefully with TWO-HANDED CHOPPAS), and here's another hope that he be what he should be, a mobile slaughter-house, the deadly toenail of Gork himself. Sure the stunties and there smashas can spend all the time they want knocking da boyz back, but da CHOPPAS DUN NEEDZ ANY FANCY PANZEE TRICKS! We'll chop 'em up good 'fore they can pull any magic out on us!

[Grimbold]

Oh I see. Well, I'm deadset on choppa. Nothing is orcier then the simplest, basic idea of running in there and chopping as many things down as possible before death. I'm glad to hear they're being reworked (hopefully with TWO-HANDED CHOPPAS), and here's another hope that he be what he should be, a mobile slaughter-house, the deadly toenail of Gork himself. Sure the stunties and there smashas can spend all the time they want knocking da boyz back, but da CHOPPAS DUN NEEDZ ANY FANCY PANZEE TRICKS! We'll chop 'em up good 'fore they can pull any magic out on us!

In the name of Gork n' Mork, Waaaaagh to that!

Edit: Yeah I was leaning towards the fact that Choppas are a bit under represented.