Put a face to the name.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

I decided, for my own nefarious reasons, it'd be a cool idea for us to have a thread where we can post pictures of our lovely selves in order to get flirty comments, phone numbers and prehaps laughs from your fellow forumites.

This is me:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b322/Aachen1986/chrisonacamel.bmp

A CAMEL!

[spirit]

So which one are you Hans? I can't tell.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=14375005&friendName=Mickey&Mytoken=9bb51b69-80d2-4be3-b406-4a4b50a5474b

pictures of me there on my myspace- not high quality and they are fairly old, but it's me.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

The good looking one of course old chap. *guffaws*

[Corellion]

Exchanging phone number is against the forum rules. Tsk Tsk.
Myspace is so last year.

[Vervayne]

I hope you're joking about the phone numbers. lol.

Btw, myspace is cool. :D
http://www.myspace.com/lone_star_alaskan

[spirit]

I only use it for the free photo storage these days...not that I really have any photos to store, but hey.

[Corellion]

Alas, no. Go and read the forum rules, no personal contact information. Myspace was not even cool a year ago. It got boring, fast. Now it's just a hang-out for scene-kids and their little bum-friends. For the most part anyway.

[Vervayne]

Yeah. I was talking to the original poster when I made the comment about phone numbers.

I use myspace to keep in contact with alot of real life friends and family I have that don't live near me. I would hardly call it a 'hang-out' scene. heh. Maybe for some young people.

[Draco]

Me, drunk (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/Angron/IMGP0521.jpg).
Me, sunny (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/Angron/Me5.jpg).

Mmmm, cam .

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

You don't look old enough to get drunk Draco, bad Draco, very bad!

Where's your damn photo Cor eh? EH? Come on my little picture thread and don't post a photo.....that makes baby Jesus cry. And no Cor, this is not a chat-up thread, the phone number and flirty comments bit is a joke. The laughing isn't.....I'm waiting for Sov to post his picture you see.

[Sovereign]

Alright, alright.

Here I am! (http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/3845448/163012)

Kidding, kidding.

I'm really over here. (http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/5383955/163012)

[Corellion]

Lmao. I thought you were a girl!

This is a picture of me playing tennis with my brother, at nightime, with a battery powered lightbulb for a tennis ball (http://www.eaas.co.uk/astro_photos/Wide/2003-12-28_1700_venus.jpg)

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Haha, I actually laughed...admittedly at Corellion's reply (who STILL hasn't posted a photo).

Although you are a rather sexy looking bloke Sov. You blonde minx.

*winks*
*kiss*

.....I'm not !

[Sovereign]

Yeah, you know you all want me. ;)

Corellion's only saying that because he doesn't dare put a picture up of himself. This is for two reasons:

1) His face has been sanctioned by the government as a Weapon Of Mass Destruction, and so he is currently locked away in a cell somewhere deep underground with nothing but the internet for company.
2) Corellion is secretly a woman.

[Cassandra]

Bathe in my light, and worship my brillance (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/LadyFalcia/sarahafter2.jpg). :D

Or at least don't say nasty things.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Sorry Cass, Sov still gets my vote for 'Forumite you'd most like to have a night of unbridled passion with' since I can't vote for myself.

[Morgas]

www.morgas.com/avatar.JPG

ninja rawr.

yes that is me ;p

[Kilrogg-WHA]

I'm disapointed, you don't look like a firbolg irl :(

[Morgas]

hah, im hung like one.

[Vervayne]

Rofl. :shock:

[Draco]

Sorry Cass, Sov still gets my vote for 'Forumite you'd most like to have a night of unbridled passion with' since I can't vote for myself.

I'd vote for Sov too, but apparently I already actually fancy him. Longest.. running.. joke..... ever.

And Hans, I'm 17.. so I'm nearly there for UK laws. Ignore the part where I've been drinking for years... :P

[Corellion]

Weapon of Mass Destruction Face? Awesome. Sov, you know I love you really, I mean no harm. I dare not post a picture up, for fear that another old joke will crop up again... grr.

[spirit]

Sorry Cass, Sov still gets my vote for 'Forumite you'd most like to have a night of unbridled passion with' since I can't vote for myself.

You can if you take your bottom ribs out :shock:


...Wait, Corellion, you actually look like one of the accursed ones (would say but fear of Sov's wrath holds me back)? I may be forced to get my stick of mocking and my shield of ignorance out.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Why do threads started by Hans always degenerate into a caricature of homosexuality and a steaming pond of repressed homophobia?

Or maybe it's just because you gave him some new material.

[lagmachine]

This should provide you with a picture of me and natalie portman taking a stroll through the desert. If not I blame the internet.

Click! (http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zHca291NBg_kdcqqjZRINfgFNnA27n4M9QbvL6 Rz9Fn0FhGSrIpYbWnjCDzitPA4dDXJ2pwIASRvw/00.jpg?MdToken=1680933439061786)

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

LQ, all threads started by Hans are filled with love, the soft warm floaty love that can only be found where my own special touch has been applied........Plus, where's the picture??!!!! EH? EH?!

Also, I have believe I have discovered the reason why Corellion has not posted a picture.

I have been reliably told he has a face only a fist could love.

Post it!! *brandishes fists aggressively*

[Illya]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/6540/pict043kr.jpg

Oh, and Cass is definately the winner for the night of unbridled passion with Illya so far. Erm, yeah. Sov came like...second. But that's because he looks just like my sister-in-law. Then again, if he'd won, it'd probably have been a night of much beer. Without the unbridled passion. Yeah.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Meh, I want some admin pics on here.

I'm also looking forward to some pictures of Sexy Shaun we he POSTS A DAMN PICTURE!

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Oh, come on! Why'd you have to go and start calling me names?

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Because you like it really LQ :wink:

[Kai-Loq]

This is me. You are becoming sleepy. Very sleepy. When I say 'Banana' you will bark uncontrollably.

http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zHeSluh40YsmQuWSMpDIV2Iy_Ri4eTnEjC7ruP apTYLu9gRtviFp98p4LejpeiM-ZWBuVZ62-oc9g/00.jpg?MdToken=2999900993817722

[Sovereign]

WOOF

[Kai-Loq]

That's a good boy! Have a cookie ;)...

[Zeli]

me

http://circleoftrust.org/rlpic/WoW/z2.jpg
http://circleoftrust.org/rlpic/zj1.jpg
http://circleoftrust.org/rlpic/zj4.jpg

[Rabbitman]

Wow... any ideas for where i can upload images so i can post a link?

[Lord_Inquisitor]

www.photobucket.com

[Garthilk]

hehe, sadly there are pic's of me floating around on the interweb. I pray they never see the light of day.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

me

http://circleoftrust.org/rlpic/WoW/z2.jpg
http://circleoftrust.org/rlpic/zj1.jpg
http://circleoftrust.org/rlpic/zj4.jpg

God damn! Prehaps Zeli and Sov would interested in a little threesome with Hansy here. Me love you long time. /lick

Awww, come on Garthy-baby. Post a pic and show me some love!

[Azeoth]

me
http://circleoftrust.org/rlpic/zj4.jpg

Pitcher of beer. Or pee. Or peebeer. Intriguing. Did you <almost says something.. out of line> drink the whole thing? It looks as if you may have from that face.

Azeoth

[Zeli]

me
http://circleoftrust.org/rlpic/zj4.jpg

Pitcher of beer. Or pee. Or peebeer. Intriguing. Did you <almost says something.. out of line> drink the whole thing? It looks as if you may have from that face.

Azeoth

beer

and na, i didnt drink the whole thing. that was all that was left when we were leaving and one of my friends told me to finish it off before we left. i couldn't stop laughing just thinking about doing it.

[spirit]

Heh, if you ignore Hans (which is highly advisable) then you can really tell the difference between this forum and other MMO forums...nobody has made any degrading comments about women (or sov) yet...just crude pee jokes and requests for threesomes...*cough*

[Sovereign]

That's not because of this forum. That's because I'm awesome.

[Rabbitman]

Or more to the point, because I haven't posted a pic yet to take away from your 'not-quite-alice-cooper-or-david-bowie-but-i'm-a-male-i-swear' look... and yes, it is quite a long look...

Actually, even my hair isn't as long as yours, and I only wear eye make-up a few weeks each year... but i was told i look like david bowie...

So, enough about Sov, let's talk about me!

[JonesyMan]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d159/JonesyMan/Hannahs4thbirthdayparty050.jpg

OK, know cares, but here I am (along my huge companion NOSE)

Also, here are three reasons why life with WAR will be almost certainly a night time affair:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d159/JonesyMan/PICT0007.jpg

[Sovereign]

All three of your kids are so cute!

;)

[Azeoth]

....just crude pee jokes...

It was nothing of the sort. I thought it was a very refined pee joke, mind you. <straightens collar and arches an eyebrow threatingly> <Can you arch an eyebrow threatingly? Well I did.>

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d159/JonesyMan/Hannahs4thbirthdayparty050.jpg

OK, know cares, but here I am (along my huge companion NOSE)

Also, here are three reasons why life with WAR will be almost certainly a night time affair:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d159/JonesyMan/PICT0007.jpg

Middle one takes after the mother-in-law eh?

.....Don't tell your other half I said that about her mum, she'll hunt me down and kill me with a blunt spoon.

And no ignoring Hans, my derogatory comments are well sort after in certain circles.

[Corellion]

Sov, are you wearing eye-liner?

[spirit]

Sov, are you wearing eye-liner?

No thats his deep and penetrating stare you are mistakin.... wait no it's eyeliner.

[Pendrako]

I guess one of the admins ought to post a pic. Here's one taken shortly after I spent a lovely night sleeping under a bush:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/pendrako/photo.jpg

I feel Sov's uncommon attractiveness as well, but I fear that he's way out of my league.

[JonesyMan]

Middle one takes after the mother-in-law eh?


You are so right Hans. If I was to post a pic of my mother-in-law, your eyes would be incenerated instantly. I actually have bionic eyes now.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Sov, are you wearing eye-liner?

Sov's a semi-goth. Nice ring.

[Illya]

Middle one takes after the mother-in-law eh?


You are so right Hans. If I was to post a pic of my mother-in-law, your eyes would be incenerated instantly. I actually have bionic eyes now.

Ah, the Xeno-race of "Mother-in-law". A foul and deadly race. I hear they're related to the Loxatl. At least my mother-in-law has a flechette blaster. I won't mention which part of me is bionic.

[J_Heldenhammer]

Heh why not: here I am (http://photobucket.com/albums/v485/Heldenhammer/?action=view&current=Meh.jpg).

And Sov damn you look familer! This will sound completely random if I'm wrong... but did you go to watch Dream Theater at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall a little while back?

[Artik]

No he did not. He was gracing me and my officers with his flowing blonde hair, and remarking on the witty anecdotes to be produced from this damn EMO TRAP.

Feck, do you know what risk you took? The second they heard about a 'post a photo of yourself' thread, we would be knee deep in the blighters!

Whassat' skippy?

http://www.tonyolivo.com/pics/TimmyRivers.jpg <<<<<NOT ME

IT HAS BEGUN.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Artik, you look far younger than you should be.

[Artik]

That's not me.

EDIT: *Looks up* - That should sort it.

[Sovereign]

Suuuuure it isn't.

Pendrako is the first person on this thread to simultaniously look exactly as I imagined him and a fisherman.

Aye, that there is eyeliner. I've grown to the point of feeling rather bare without it, and so it's become a rather permenant attachment.

Naaaa, I'm not a fan of Dream Theater I'm afraid matey. Never even been there... Brum's so much nearer and easier for goog gigs.

And seeing as you all love me so much,
Guess which one is me. (http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/5437321/163012)

A list of people yet to put up their pictures that we demand see:
Corellion.
Artik. (Or... maybe not.)
Garthilik.
LQ.

[Illya]

Me at New Years (http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5240/photo1366uz.jpg)

[spirit]

love the sneaky macdonalds advertising in the background, with the lass going "mmm, i love my macdonalds coca-cola!"

[Artik]

Illya, how many times?

Keep your Norwegian sex-slaves off the forums.

[Corellion]

Eek. Sov, you really, really remind me of my last girlfriend. Not that that's anything on you, she was pretty manly. Had little hairs all over her face... cow. You dont have a younger sister living in Dewsbury?

Ilya, damn your eyes are cool, like, all pale green and scandinavian. Very Hardcore. Lol.
I'd love to post a picture of myself, but, fortunately, I don't have a camera. So I cant. I'll try and secure a picture for you all. I'm nothing special, except I look three years younger than I am. Which sucks amazingly. Except in Wakefield. Where a four year old would be served a few pints before being asked for age, not ID mind, just age. They dont even listen to the answer.

Anywho, where's Anaris, I need to go spam-thank him.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

I can testify that Illya was absolutely bladdered on New Years. He phoned me twice and on both occasions spent most of it laughing.

He also asked for coffee in Norwegian.....or so I thought I heard.

[Corellion]

Eiii vant sume kofee?

I can do that too! Look, look!

[Illya]

I was asked for coffee, I didn't ask for it myself. Some of the ladies wanted an Irish Coffee.

[spirit]

I was asked for coffee, I didn't ask for it myself. Some of the ladies wanted an Irish Coffee.

Is that a euphamism or did someone really want to taint whisky with coffee? Why not drink them separate! It tastes far far better! ooooh they make me mad.

[LeonHart]

Gaze upon... me?

Baldy (http://myspace-732.vo.llnwd.net/00102/23/79/102109732_l.jpg)

Ouchie (http://myspace-426.vo.llnwd.net/00122/62/48/122718426_l.jpg)

Focus (http://myspace-621.vo.llnwd.net/00248/12/68/248608621_l.jpg)

Quiff (http://myspace-979.vo.llnwd.net/00311/97/92/311432979_l.jpg)

Wedgy Bandana (http://myspace-535.vo.llnwd.net/00356/53/50/356150535_l.jpg)

Drunkard (http://myspace-901.vo.llnwd.net/00358/10/99/358829901_l.jpg)

Wub (http://myspace-153.vo.llnwd.net/00398/35/19/398279153_l.jpg)

[Illya]

You know, on that second picture you really look like Malcolm in the Middle. And you look much younger on that first one. Hehe.

[LeonHart]

Well, they run chronologically (in case you didn't notice the hair :P) and the oldest was only from April '05.

[SirSeptin]

formal (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/Septin/S3400001.jpg)
uni hair (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/Septin/19thbday1.jpg)
latest (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/Septin/S3400003.jpg)

And there you go

Sov you blondie! Its scary but as soon as I saw it I went "thats tottally him" Look like another guy I know...damm blondies...

[Skitter]

Well I think so far Leon is winning Hans' "Coolest-ever-looking-forumite-ever" award. I f**king love the bandana!

It's amazing how someone can get cooler as they grow up!

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

BAD SKITTER! Very bad Skitter. No one chooses Hans' awards except Hans!

Although a "Coolest-ever-looking-forumite" award sounds cool, I'm not sure if Leon's bandana beats my camel......

[Corellion]

Ah, but which is the superior mammal?

best.line.ever.

[LeonHart]

Well I think so far Leon is winning Hans' "Coolest-ever-looking-forumite-ever" award. I f**king love the bandana!

It's amazing how someone can get cooler as they grow up!

BAD SKITTER! Very bad Skitter. No one chooses Hans' awards except Hans!

Although a "Coolest-ever-looking-forumite" award sounds cool, I'm not sure if Leon's bandana beats my camel......

I'm not sure if the following will make it cooler or a lot less cool, but I have to tell you the story behind the bandana...

Having drinks with friends, and two go outside for a smoke. Being rather trollied and not wanting my friends to waste money OR die young, I wrapped myself around one of my friends, Duncan's, leg.

He then dragged me through into the kitchen and to the back door, before another drunken friend, Mike, decided he would make me let go by giving me a wedgy. I didn't.

So, my boxer shorts were torn into 3 pieces, but luckily nothing was damaged.

Then, we threw one piece in the bin, burnt another before dousing it out with a mop, and the last piece I wore as a bandana. It's still next to my PC now, for the hell of it :P

Ahem... hi?

[Corellion]

So, my boxer shorts were torn into 3 pieces, but luckily nothing was damaged.


Now.... I always thought things being torn into 3 pieces were damaged. What a fool I am. But yeah, a lot less cool, unlucky leon.

[LeonHart]

Now.... I always thought things being torn into 3 pieces were damaged.

You know what I mean :P

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Hans wants more people's pictures.

Especially Corellion's.

[Draco]

Greetings from Russia, by Draco! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/Angron/P1010004.jpg)

[lagmachine]

Damn, Draco, you lucky , whish I'd been there! So damn cool.

[Corellion]

I've already posted one... But, if you wish. One of the following pictures contains me. Somewhere.

1.http://langqtss.library.emory.edu/chinablog2005/archives/summer%20palace%20group%20shot%202.jpg
2.http://www.illinoisfamily.org/content/img/f27242/Topinka%20Gay%20Pride%202005.jpg
3.http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd1253/-pride-rally-48.4.jpg
4.http://www.wakefieldtoday.co.uk/getedimage.aspx?ImageID=230419
5.omg. Look at his name! (http://potts.net.au/the%20potts%20family%20file/pictures/langmead%20oliver%20leslie.jpg)

Actually, that really is my school in picture four. Though, I am not in the picture. Nor in any, as I said, I have no camera.
Draco! Awesome picture... you can almost see the KGB aiming at you out of those windows.... ;)

[Draco]

Tis a rather quality pic, must be said. That is Palace Square from the Winter Palace's side; that archway is the way the thousands of disenchanted Russian peasants marched on the Winter Palace from in 1906, only to get cut down in their hundreds by armed police. You're looking at the site of a massacre...

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

By jove! I believe I can see Anaris in one of those Pride march pictures!

I must admit, you are worrying me with the sheer amount of Pride pics there.

[Corellion]

Pride is funny, becaue 43% of attendees profess themselves to be heterosexual.
Anyway, I've found out my Chemisty Teacher is the guitarist for Hammerfall. The Power Metal Legend, slaying dragons and being an alchemist. He's got it all.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Ahhh the irony of going to a Pride march and telling everyone, "I'm not !"

Anyway, where's the real picture Cor? My picture was scanned on, mainly because every pic I take of myself with the digital camera makes me looks like I've been sunburnt.

[Corellion]

Actually. I got a few pictures of myself today. So, I'll post one up for every three statements asking me to show you them. Though some will be of my shoes. Because I like my shoes.

[J_Heldenhammer]

Show, show show.... no, not shoe - show! :P

[Sovereign]

Where's your damn photo Cor eh? EH?
admittedly at Corellion's reply (who STILL hasn't posted a photo).
Corellion's only saying that because he doesn't dare put a picture up of himself.
Post it!! *brandishes fists aggressively*
A list of people yet to put up their pictures that we demand see:
Corellion.
Hans wants more people's pictures.

Especially Corellion's.
where's the real picture Cor?
Show, show show.... no, not shoe - show!

That's two and two thirds you owe us, .

[Corellion]

As you wish.

<center>http://myspace-865.vo.llnwd.net/00443/56/82/443592865_l.jpg

My hair. As lovely as it is. ;)

http://myspace-501.vo.llnwd.net/00443/10/59/443589501_l.jpg
My shoes, as lovely as they are. Blemished by the bus floor they are stood upon. Eurgh.</center>

And that'll do you for now. You want two thirds of a picture? Tough. The Corellion does not work in fractions. And it's only one post of pictures per week. So if you want to see this face, you better keep asking untill I run out of non-face pictures.

[lagmachine]

So you ARE a girl!

[Cassandra]

What's wrong with being a girl? :D

[Sovereign]

I see emo hair and shoes.

*narrows eyes*

Please share with us more pictures of you, Corellion. And that's another three, .

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Emo turns Sov on.

[Sovereign]

Oh yes. I love crappy side partings, slitting my wrists, my chemical romance, my sister's trousers, taking thousands of pictures of myself with a gun made from my own fingers to my head on myspace and getting off with other boys yet insisting that I'm not .

Come on Corellion, show me some emo goodies.

[Corellion]

Another three? Really?
Well, you keep count. I'll get a few snapped on Friday, at BYOP.
So, here are the Terms and Conditions of Corellion Picture Posting. That will not be editted, cannot be broken, and will be abided to.

For every female/emo comment about me there is, it's -1 picture.
For any generally derogatory comment there is about me, it's -1 picture.
For every great looking lad comment there is, it's +1 picture
For every comment saying something nice about me, +1 picture.
For anything derogatory, but true, in my eyes, +1 picture.
If this post is ever editted by a certain person, that isn't me, no more pictures.
I will post pictures, every week, on a saturday.

So yeah. Oh, and girls have it easier.

[lagmachine]

Considering what you just said, wouldn't that be against the PG-13 rule?

[Corellion]

Oh yes. I love crappy side partings, slitting my wrists, my chemical romance, my sister's trousers, taking thousands of pictures of myself with a gun made from my own fingers to my head on myspace and getting off with other boys yet insisting that I'm not .

Come on Corellion, show me some emo goodies.

I dont have a side parting, I do not slit my wrists, I'd rather have nails slowly drilled into my face than sit through an hour of MCR, I do not take pictures of myself with a gun to my head for myspace, and I have no sister.
My sexuality is also my own buisness.

[Archangel-WHA]

Keep it sane, guys. Lagmachine has the right idea.

I bring you peace.

[Ilairon]

Pictures, pictures, pictures!!!

Christmas '04 at Catalina Island, California. (http://40k.mdy.me.uk/gallery/albums/Ilairons-Album/pic_of_me1.jpg)

My bro and I standing at La Bufadora, Mexico back before Christmas '04. (http://40k.mdy.me.uk/gallery/albums/Ilairons-Album/untitled.sized.jpg)

Squinting because California has too much sun! (http://40k.mdy.me.uk/gallery/albums/Ilairons-Album/me_2.jpg)

The fool on the far left who's talking is me, taking a boat through the Venice. (http://40k.mdy.me.uk/gallery/albums/Ilairons-Album/PICT0803.sized.jpg)

Looking unperturbed atop the leaning tower in Pisa. (http://40k.mdy.me.uk/gallery/albums/Ilairons-Album/Rome_Bryce_and_BSG_016.sized.jpg)

Smiling and squinting like a fool at the Horseshoe Bend of the Grand Canyon, back in July. (http://40k.mdy.me.uk/gallery/albums/Ilairons-Album/Horshoe_Bend_1.sized.jpg)

Classmates chilling around while our photo is taken for randomness. See if you can spot me? (https://lawrencecentral.ltschools.org/deptclass/teachers/pamelafischer/fischtank/pics2005/APM605.JPG)

[Draco]

Illllll.

Doesn't his brother look like Doctor Octopus??

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Lookit, Ilarion posted lots of real pictures of himself.

Unlike Cor, who posted a picture of his hair and his shoes.

Although, I am now forming an idea of having a whole thread set aside for the purpose of posting pictures of your own shoes........

And remember boys and girls,

SAY NO TO EMO!

[Corellion]

Dude. Do not make a thread about shoe pictures. We have, already, about 6 girls on this forum &amp; me. Which means.... 365 pairs of shoes. The place would be destroyed, before the guys got to post any pictures.

You have to admit though, my hair and shoes are pretty hot.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Some interesting pics you all have.

[Illya]

:shock:

[Archangel-WHA]

Holy...

Aelly, I just recieved a rather disturbing request and have followed it up.
It turns out that if you follow that link then go to your main folder, we get to see rather a bit more more of you than you might like...

I've edited out the link. If you'd like to put up your picture again, please do it using a hosting service without any more... revealing pictures of yourself.

I bring you the smilie that Illya just used.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Sorry I tried to edit those. My appologies to everyone.

[Illya]

*cough* Erm...could someone poor a bucket of cold water over me?

[Corellion]

Ahhh...
So... shoes eh?

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Please dont make it any more of a deal than it is. I said I tried to edit them and that I'm sorry.

[Illya]

We're not making it a problem, don't worry. Mistakes can happen. It's been edited, with little to no harm done.

(Except that was more or less the first thing I saw, having just woken up from a night of loud music, embarrasing dancing, cognac, whiskey and Kilkenny.) Hehehe.

[Draco]

Damn.

Must. Keep. Eye. On. WA OT section.

EDIT; All emails are to be sent to-

:P

Nah seriously, if you wanna show the pic you meant to without going back for naked fun THAT I MISSED, email us the pics and I'll host em. No worries.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Oh. Sorry about that Illya.

[Illya]

No problem, hehe. I've woken up to worse. And I'll leave it at that...

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Ok. Well, Draco said he'd help me out so hopefully he can help me get the pic I intended to be seen get posted.

[Draco]

Here we go (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/Angron/c739.jpg)

Note; Don't go into the folder, coz you'll find pics of me in various positions.

Just kidding withya. I think.

*checks photobucket*

Nah I'm good.

[Corellion]

Not that I'm changing the subject or anything, but how awesome is my hair?

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Thanks Draco. Your hair is nice Corellion. How's mine?

[Illya]

I think we have a new winner for the "Night of [insert activity] with Illya." Sorry Cass and Sov...

[Corellion]

Aww, I'm flattered Illya. ;)
Your hair is cool, but not as cool as mine Aelly. Sorry hun.

[Illya]

Perhaps I should have added "and Corellion"...

[Aelly_Ssyn]

So who are you saying is the winner for the "Night of [insert activity] with Illya?

[Corellion]

Perhaps I should have added "and Corellion"...


"Night of [insert activity] with Illya and Corellion"


If you want mate, ;)

[Illya]

Aargh! Ok, let me make this perfectly clear then:

The winner of the night of [insert activity] (orginally night of unbridled passion) with Illya is...

Aelly!

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Wow....I dunno what to say to that. lol

[Corellion]

How about - "Get away from me you stinky old perv?"
I used it, it worked like a charm.

[Draco]

Then make the sign of the cross three times and say the Lord's prayer.

[Illya]

I'm not old... :(

Well...compared to adults I'm not old. To Corellion on the other hand...

[Corellion]

Our Corellion, who art in Wakefield, hallowed be thy face...

Everyone picks on me. It's not fair. You're jealous of my fantastic hair, and shoes, and taste in music, and my appaling writing abilities. Aren't you?

[Aelly_Ssyn]

LOL You guys are crazy. All this over little ole me?

[Illya]

Not just you, hehe. Corellion is jealous of my unquestionable masculinity, which is in stark contrast to his questionable femininity.

[Draco]

I'm crazy about Corellion and Illya.

[Corellion]

I'm just doing the right thing, sticking up for people when they're picked on. I know how bad that can be...

*cries in a corner*

And that last bit was sarcasm. Anyone mentioning anything will be roundhouse kicked

And atleast my femininity is fashionable.

[Illya]

I'm crazy about Corellion and Illya.

Aww. That's sweet. For Corellion.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

LOL All of you guys are too funny. My sides hurt from laughing.

[Corellion]

Archie is hovering like an eagle, ready to pounce lest we step outside of these forums invisible boundaries.
And I am too funny. Illya and Draco love each other at night. So they're not funny.

[Illya]

Me, hungover. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/Angron/photo165.jpg)

[lagmachine]

Someone shaved your hair when sleeping!

[Corellion]

I wish I could shave peoples hair in my sleep....

[Aelly_Ssyn]

You just want to try to make sure you have good looking hair and not admit others might have better hair Corellion. :P lol

[Archangel-WHA]

Okay guys, this is not a chat thread, break it up.

I bring you peace.

[Illya]

Sorry Archie...only pics from now on.

And here's my lovely daughter! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/Angron/Image1.jpg)

[THunt]

http://www.mojo2k.com/madrea-lex-me.jpg

My beautifull beautifull girlfriend, and her awesome son Lex, and me.

[Dungeoneer]

I guess i should better not make any "all men there share one hairstyle" comments, to improve my chances for beta. So i wont ;) Welcome, THunt :D

[Corellion]

http://www.mojo2k.com/madrea-lex-me.jpg

My beautifull beautifull girlfriend, and her awesome son Lex, and me.

There's a man kidnapping your girlfriend!!

[THunt]

http://www.mojo2k.com/me/mojofaces.jpg more of me a hodge podge of shots of me from the past 10 years

[lagmachine]

That was scary.

[Illya]

Scary indeed. Wicked beard though. I might try that.

[Corellion]

Illya, have you figured out how to work the timer on your camera yet?

[Strestar]

Coo,

I only just noticed this thread.. and immediately wished i hadn't.
Photo's and that are addictive. Can i add my name to the list of people who want to see Corellion's photo's? Is there a petition yet?

[Corellion]

Dude. Go back a few pages.

[spirit]

Idunno, I ignore a thread for a couple or weeks and all of a sudden I miss something interesting- like Corellions shoes *cough*

[Strestar]

Meh, i meant better pictures.

[Corellion]

I'm just too damn sexy. I got a few snapped today. But I wont post them up. Because that's what I want.

[lagmachine]

I'm just too damn sexy. I got a few snapped today. But I wont post them up. Because that's what I want.


You'd better. Every forumite is out for your . ;)

[Illya]

I'm not.

[spirit]

hah, illya you lie!

[Illya]

Damn. I've been 'ad.

[Corellion]

Bah. Will I get in trouble for posting another picture of my ? Or do you all want it that much?
Maybe a naked pose? It's up to you.

[Dungeoneer]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gorgmorg/90331568/

okay, thats me. Pale and completely sober.

[Shadow_Steel]

Me quite slaughtered on Halloween... The one without the facial hair (http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7299/dscf02673qr.jpg)

Probably the only pic where I don't look slaughtered (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6162/bugger8mc.png) :P

[Aelly_Ssyn]

very nice shadders

[Corellion]

So, I take the lack of replies to mean you want nuddy pictures of me?

Illya's already offered £330 for a full body shot. ;)

[lagmachine]

Cor, I believe we've all already got the link to your personal porn site.

[Corellion]

:shock:

Damn....

[Illya]

Tired, grumpy, and out of snus. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/Angron/photo170.jpg) Never a good combination.

[Strestar]

Cor, I believe we've all already got the link to your personal porn site.

I haven't! Boo!

(pictures forthcoming all...)

[Sovereign]

Really? Corellion's personal porn site is just here. (http://www.cheese.com/)

Just look at the size of those Red Leicesters, phoar.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Well, despite all the pictures of the lovely, lovely ladies on here the person who is still in the lead for "A night of unbridled passion with Hans" is Sov.

Although, I'm liking the hair Cor. You sexy beast you.

I want a breast shot!

[lagmachine]

I liked his pants.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Aww I thought you had voted for me Hans? *shuffles feet and kicks a rock*

[Illya]

Hans likes boys. I voted for you! *hopefull smile*

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Thanks Illya. So umm where exactly are these "votes" totalled at? lol

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

I like ladies, honest. And although you are a nice lady Aelly, and you apparently posted a picture of yourself completely in the buff (which incidently Illya is selling for the sum of 500KR a time so I hear) Sov has nice hair.

I find it easier to accept if you think of Sov as genderless, sorry Sov.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

LOL

[Illya]

Hans is obviously lying. He's good at that. (I'm selling them at 1000kr - Illya, the digital pimp)

As for the vote, since it's a tie, Hans and I will call it a draw and have a party. Aelly, Cass, Sov and Correlion can come. We'll have liquor. As much as is needed... hehehe.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Wuhoo! Let's party!

[Illya]

And here's (http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/7350/00248heinekenanyone1440x9003vq.jpg) the booze!

[lagmachine]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not Heineken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Illya]

Yes. Heineken. Dutch beer for the win!

[lagmachine]

It tastes like water!

[Zeli]

Heineken for the gag!

[spirit]

I pity the fool who drink Heineken. Get some Belgian beer like Leffe or Hoegarden, they are FTW!

[Watcher]

Bit delayed, but I thought I'd put up something anyway.

This is I: http://photobucket.com/albums/e376/Without_Redemption/?action=view&current=cousinit.jpg

And, if you want to go to all the effort of actually seeing me:

Me last year (long hair):

http://photobucket.com/albums/e376/Without_Redemption/?action=view&current=tiedbackhair.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e376/Without_Redemption/?action=view&current=oddlook.jpg

Me this year (short hair - go figure):

http://photobucket.com/albums/e376/Without_Redemption/?action=view&current=shorthairblackshirt.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e376/Without_Redemption/?action=view&current=shorthairwhiteshirt.jpg

[Dog]

All you poms look the same to me :wink:! Spirit drink some real beer Speights Pride of the south for over 100 years.. lol

(pic to come argh camera not working)

[Watcher]

Is Finkbrau Dutch?

Whatever it is, it's nice. Unless it's in bottles, then it kinda tastes like blood.

A Fosters man personally, but I tend to stick to alco-pops when out to get drunk.

Allergic to vodka, you see.

[LeonHart]

Me quite slaughtered on Halloween... The one without the facial hair (http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7299/dscf02673qr.jpg)

Probably the only pic where I don't look slaughtered (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6162/bugger8mc.png) :P

*ahem*

WOOTAGE!

*ahem*

Also;

Rune-i-fied (http://photo.tickle.com/image/57/0/8/P7/57084911P7975353666.jpg)

[Rabbitman]

It's actually called Hoegaarden... we've got it on tap at the pub I'm bartending at.

Sweet!

[lagmachine]

If you ever get the chance to drink blonde Kasteelbier, don't miss out. ;)

As for regular pints I'm all Stella. Though Hoegaarden is rather nice.

[Rabbitman]

Damn... i stop checking this thread for a little while and I miss out on Aelly's pic.... and some extensive conversations about shoes!

Ah yes, imported beer, beautiful women... and shoes?

[Illya]

Leave out the shoes, and you've get an excellent combination.

We're getting some nice weather here in Stavanger, so this (http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/4562/photo1730na.jpg) is me enjoying the sun! Check out my cool sunglasses. Yeah!

[Rabbitman]

Nice!
I've got some great shots not only of me in sunglasses, but with my lovely girlfriend while bushwalking in a rainforest, a few waterfall shots, and a few ultra-closeups of the leeches!
cbf'd uploading them all though, so you'll just have to put your imaginations to work....
*Finds self in a combination of WHFRPG and Chuck Norris films*

Maybe not...

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Personally I quite like Hoegaarden, drank litres of the stuff at a party, loved it.

Blonde beer is really nice.

My regular drink is Kronenbourg, although at the pub I go to they have a lot of English Ale, which beats the chemical laagers hands down.

But yeah, the Belgiums make nice beer.

........I feel dirty, need to wash.

And put on some weight Watcher, for the love of God man!

[Illya]

Blonde beer is good, yeah. But Guinuess and Kilkenny are my personal favs.

[lagmachine]

Keep it skinny, Watcher! Weight is for construction engines and warmachines.

[Rabbitman]

Um... Aelly has seen my pic, so since i'm too lazy to upload it, the badgering can now reflect onto my afore mentioned scapegoat.

Excellent.

[lagmachine]

So, Aelly, is he hot???

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

I'm curious, why do you want to know lag.

And put on some weight man! For the love of the good Lord!

[lagmachine]

Err, because, eh, I have this friend, and she's, err, wait, no ...




Oh, right, I remember! I'm secretely !

Oh, no, wait, I'm not supposed to be saying that.

Me, secretely ? Hah, no! If I were, I wouldn't be telling, right? Ey? No?



Ok, I was asking for, er, Ascahithiel. Yeah, she's the one that likes Rabbitman. Go ask her.

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Don't worry, I will!

Although, this has now made me curious as to what Rabbitman looks like.

And they said homosexuality wasn't contagious!!!!

[Watcher]

Oh, but it is.

You'd be amazed what effect I've had on some of my friends... *Cough*

Are the "put on some weight" comments directed at me? Because if they are I could really piss you off by telling you how much I typically eat as a snack :wink:

[Hans_von_Hohenstaufen]

Ahhh, you're a wierd person that eats tons and doesn't get fat aren't you?!

*pokes Watcher with a stick*

Eat more protein, ye wee little stick man.

[Watcher]

6 hotdogs (in rolls of course) as a midday snack.

I just seem to always be hungry... And when I suck my gut in it measures at about 4" deep. :shock:

I find the protein comment hilarious with all this talk of homosexuality.

I'm sure lag's diet has enough protein for both of us :lol:

Oh... And wee little?

I'm 6'7" :P

[lagmachine]

Heh, same here, really. I eat loads and never gain weight. And I'm 6'7" too. Don't take any proteins do. Can't keep 'em in.



(aargh, the obscene language really is infective!)

[Illya]

I find the protein comment hilarious with all this talk of homosexuality.

I'm sure lag's diet has enough protein for both of us :lol:


Oh, right, I remember! I'm secretely !

Don't take any proteins do. Can't keep 'em in.

:shock:

[Watcher]

It's true! Me and lag are intercontinental lovers!

No one knows! Not even him...

*Cough*

Gotta love that ketamine...

Disclaimer: I've never actually used ketamine on myself or anyone else. Well... Not since prison...

[lagmachine]

Now that you mention it, your face does look rather familiar ...

Do you have any brothers?

[Watcher]

One, but he's 6'2", very muscular, deeply tanned, dark haired and slightly chavvy.

Not a lot of family resemblance.

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Yeah Rabs is cute. *Watches his skull expand in that knowledge* lol

[Ascahithiel]

Ok, I was asking for, er, Ascahithiel. Yeah, she's the one that likes Rabbitman. Go ask her.

Who what where when why and to what extent? In other words, what?! Why was I not informed of this?

[Aelly_Ssyn]

LOL Funny how they suprise you with stuff like that isn't it Ascahithiel ?

[Lord_Inquisitor]

lmao

[lagmachine]

LOL Funny how they suprise you with stuff like that isn't it Ascahithiel ?


You should have seen the look on my face when she told me she liked Rabs!

[Kai-Loq]

Ah, this stuff always seems to get a smile on my face :).
Oh, and I'll join the 'gargantuan snack loving, tall but yet skinny as hell forumites'-club.
Kai-Loq is the name, making the Pizza Hut cry when I take advantage of their all you can eat formula is my game... ahem...

[Illya]

I just join the tall club then, eh? What with my being 1.92 and all that. I refuse to join the skinny club, however. Skinny little buggers.

[spirit]

am i the sole member of the short and muscly club?

And Lag, Aelly, Asc- leave Rabs alone! He's mine I tell ye! Mine!

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Proabaly Giggles due to the fact that though i'm 5'6 I'm not muscly.

Oh and you can have Rabs. lol

[lagmachine]

Ouch. Poor Rabs. Still, it'll be a hard pick between Hithie and Giggles.

[Draco]

am i the sole member of the short and muscly club?

I'll join that one too. :wink:

And I want Rabbitman. Never seen him, spoke to him, but everyone else wants him, so I'm going to take him to my lair...

Muha! :twisted: :P

Btw, just as a matter of interest, I'm 100% straight. Apart from for Sovereign. That feminine demeanour gets me off. 8)

[snapmaster]

Clubs you say? Well, here's the chance for all of you folks out there to decide who (based on their pictures) belongs in which club. So, to get to the point I present to you:


<center>The Official Clubs of The 'Put A Face To That Name' Thread!</center>

The Gargantuan Snack Loving, Tall But Yet Skinny As Hell Forumites Club (aka, The GSLTBYSAHF)
Requirements; For anyone who enjoys making the Pizza Hut cry when they take advantage of their all you can eat formula.
Founder; Kai-Loq
Members; Sov, Watcher7


The Tall and Muscular Club (changed from just The Tall Club)
Requirements; Must be as tall, or taller, than Illya. (Which means he will probably be the only member)
Founder; Illya
Members; none thus far


The Short and Muscly Club (aka... well, there is no aka yet)
Requirements; If you can't figure this out, then get out.
Founder; Spirit
Members; Draco


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rules: Just go back and look at the pictures and then post who you think belongs in which club. Also, if you'd like to submit a club, go ahead.

[Sovereign]

I'm totally joining GSLTBYSAHF.

Pizza hut regretted their "all you can drink" offer at the fifth glass.

I know you're all screaming for more raw, sexy me. So I present to you an ancient picture:

Don't you wish you were this lucky lollypop? (http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/5561500/163012)

[snapmaster]

:?

not really :P

[Sovereign]

You're such a bad liar.

[snapmaster]

:shock:

You promised you wouldn't tell!

[Draco]

I was that lollypop.

[Illya]

As was I. And I'm roaring drunk! I love you Sov!!!

I don't, actually. That's just the alcohol speaking. Oh, and I want to be in the tall and muscular club. Because I am. Let the the others have the tall skinny club.

[Draco]

He's remarkably good at typing, considering he's wasted. Far better than me when I'm drunk...

[Illya]

Hehehehe...I rock!

[spirit]

Pizza hut rued the day they mad ethat offe rwhen me and 5 friends went in and eat 96 slices between us, and 4glasses of coke each. Ahhh, I may nt be one of those people who dont gain weight, but it still felt so good, and excercise gets rid of the gut anyway.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

The Short and Muscly Club (aka...

:lol:

[Rabbitman]

Well, i've been described as tall and small when it comes to which club i should join, but despite my skeletal build, i'm only 184cm, which is pretty much right on the 6' for those of you who don't understand metric measurements.

And Aelly, you cut me real deep just now...

I guess that's one less member to the "We love Rabs" club, i'll never be as popular as Sov... *cries*

I suppose he was never in my league, what with the closet votes and all...

[lagmachine]

You have to understand Rabs. I mean, the lollypop!

[Rabbitman]

I never said I wasn't a member of Sov's club!

[Watcher]

Sign me up for the GSLTBYSAHF.

Now, I think I can sort out this whole kerfuffle (I really need to say that more in everyday speech).

I will need:

A time machine.
A small atomic bomb.
30 kilos of homosexual pornography.
A videocamera.
A paddling pool filled with KY jelly.
Every male here who's said they want someone.

Last man standing gets Sovereign.

[Rabbitman]

30 kilos?!?

*Jaw bounces comically on floor*

That's alot of RAM!

[Watcher]

No, old fashioned paper pornography.

We can't have computers floating about in the KY jelly!

And please, please never associate the word 'ram' with homosexual pornography again.

At least, never with more than 5 kilos.

[Rabbitman]

Oh yes, I see you picked up on my "hung like an Orca" reference... that's why rabbitman is such an ironic name...

[Pendrako]

Guys,

Just as a general warning, can we please have less random chat and more photos. And cut out the homosexual pornography references, or anything pornographic for that matter. The fishhead bucket hasn't been brought out for a while... let's try to keep it that way.

To show how serious I am, here's a picture of me looking serious (http://photobucket.com/albums/c23/pendrako/dougandian.jpg).

[Watcher]

Many apologies. I got a little carried away.

To show just how repentant I am, here's a picture of my head being forced into a Scottish chav's armpit:

http://photobucket.com/albums/e376/Without_Redemption/?action=view&current=everybody.jpg

But can the winner still have Sovereign?

[Rabbitman]

Well, despite the mystery associated with Aelly's pre-rejection praise, here's me (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/holographic_rabs/me.jpg), new to the web and 98% fat free!

Ok, i'm addicted to myself, what's it to you?

A simple photograph doesn't justify the real me, so put on your favourite eurovision synthesised boppy techno pop song, and follow this link to experience THE MONTAGE!!! (http://w49.photobucket.com/widgets/dynamicflash.php?featuretype=bucketstamp&featurename=MONTAGE&pa=/f298/holographic_rabs/)

[Aelly_Ssyn]

Oh don't get all bent out of shape Rabs. I still think you're cute. :P

[Sovereign]

AAAAHHH, IT'S ANIMATED

[Illya]

I can see why your nick of choice is Rabbitman. *evil grin*

[Rabbitman]

Why? I don't get it... it's actually a pretty accurate translation from german to english of my surname, plus i was born in chinese year of the rabbit, and they reproduce at an astonishing rate... oh yeah, and i have big ears and bounce around alot... but what's your reasoning?

[Illya]

The big ears gave it away...

[Corellion]

I want to be in a club. :D

[Watcher]

Yeah, no one set up a scene club for Cor.

Don't blame me, blame the converse.

Just letting everyone know I'm only kidding... My threat to turn into the baby lemur from Madagascar still stands...

[Illya]

Cor's in his own club, I think. A private club.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Now he's creating innuendo!

[spirit]

d'ya wanna be in my gang, my gang?

Well tough.

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Wrong thread, giggles.

[Arnagath]

ok no time for cheating, everybody has the right to see me... um dont die ok there are people who look worse...
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b305/aragath/meclosemuchtoclose.jpg
intimidatingly close hu? didn't have the energy to resize it in photoshop.

and then I wanted to make sure that you guys know that this is how I look at this very moment.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b305/aragath/warhammeralliance.jpg

and to make everything whole I have to show what my room looks like too,.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b305/aragath/room.jpg


on another note I am not allways this unshaven, I do shave just not now o and dont tell me I dont look good unshaven I know, the reason is that I am studying chemestry right now and I dont have energy to do anything else.

o and if you are wondering what camera I use, I use an Ericsson w800i. So do yourself a favour and buy one... I also show of european mobile phone technology.