Cunning Brutality or Brutal Cunning?

[Ralzar]

Orcs have two gods: Gork, the god of cunning brutality, and Mork, the god of brutal cunning.

Gork hits you in the head. Mork waits until you turn your back, and then hits you in the head.

So, what kinda orc are you? Gorker or Morker?

Edit: bah, should have made it a poll.

[zipfer]

Cant you edit in, a poll?

Anyways I like Gork :D

[Snorri]

I have the power of Gork AND Mork

Suppose I like Gork most, but Mork just makes that sentance;
"Gork hits you in the head. Mork waits until you turn your back, then hits you in the head."

I think both are cool ;)

[Azoq]

Im Gorker definetly , but I think Gork is a little ''major'' god for orcs isn't he?

[Teh Big Gren 1]

I b mork cos I b clever!! WAAAAAGGGH

[MageLite]

Hang on, isn't Mork the god of cunning Brutality, and Gork the god of brutal cunning?

Many an orcy war has begun over this.

[Petzen]

Hehe, gotta be Morker :) Timing is everything :D

[Bloodstorm]

Hang on, isn't Mork the god of cunning Brutality, and Gork the god of brutal cunning?

Many an orcy war has begun over this.

I always imagined Gork being the 'brutally tough one', hence, favored by the Orcs, and Mork being the 'brutally cunning' one, hence, favored by the Goblins. Eh, that's just the way I see it. Am I wrong, do all Greenskins worship them equally? :confused:

[Bolg]

There is... simply... no way... to know... ;)

WAAAAGH!

[GOBLINPOWER!]

I wait 'till they turn around, 'it 'em in the 'ead, then when 'ey turn back around i 'it 'em again!

[Sarkhan]

What about that Orcy god of Death? He had a name...he's old, but he was there!

Anywases...I'm a Morker. I'm a sap for that Fungus Brew...

[Leichurt]

Gorker all the way, you want your enemy to see who smashes their skull in!!

[Kazgut]

Gorka fa life 'ere!

Yuz dun fink wen fightin yuz hit em hard an' hope dey dun wake up!

[Pugslah]

I say..........WAAAAAGH!

[nurgleman]

Gork iz de way toz go! onlie weaklingz an' gobbos ned to attac from behid. I takez em heds on!! WAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Makaisson]

Having the affinity for Goblins that I do. I have to say
MORK!

[Lochaberaxe]

Since Iz like de fungus brew, I favor Cork meself.

[Grombir]

hmm, is hitting below the belt cunning brutality or brutal cunning?

I'm no orc but I'm guessing the first...

[nurgleman]

Jez' yuzes guyz speling an' grama is horible. yuz ned a gud hed beting tu corect yur grama'. Iz cen berly readz its.

[Ajax]

i hits em. den i hits em again. den again. den when dey stop twitchin i hit em again and shave der beard.

brutal brutality

[Bhazrak]

Ugh, this is one arguement that will never have an answer.

But, I'd never go anywhere without both of 'em.

[HOlycore]

Mork, all the way he probally can kill 2-3 more before anyone would realize he is doing it

[Orbit]

Definately a morker.

[Purex Deathstalker]

Meh i prefer hiting you hard enough to you wont be able to turn around or vice verse

[Kaikai]

Morker, ideally i want to be a gobbo with a bow or a couple of knives.