If the world were an mmorpg...

[Vedruk]

...I would immediately gank and corpse camp all of you, just 'cause I could

...I would cancel my account in favor of a better game.

...I would immediately demand that everyone stronger, smarter, prettier, or better off than I am in any way whatsoever be immediately nerfed. Mostly because these, heh heh, unfair advantages make it harder for me to eat you.

...I would tell everyone that when I gank, kill off various useful NPCs of enemy factions, and eat lower level characters because I'm 'roleplaying being evil'. While complaining that real roleplayers are week noobs too scared to play the game -properly-, of course.

Seriously, though, I'd probably be some sort of hybrid alt tank. I'm good enough with guns to pull and have enough training with hands, feet, and sword to deal goodly damage and prevent myself from taking damage, I'm tough enough to take most of the damage that I cannot block, and my education, BS in Psychology and the teaching degree that I'm work on, would, at the least, give me some minor spells to really mess over enemy players. In other words, I probably need to be nerfed, big time.

Oh, yeah, and I'd roleplay.

I am bored. I wish I had some toblerone. Or Lindt. Or Ferraro Roche. Or any chocolate, really. Chocolate cake, cocolate chips, chocolate muffins, chocolate peanut butter fudge M&M chocolate chip brownies...*He considers this.*

[lagmachine]

Dude, you should either stop drinking, or start drinking.

Oh, and if the world were a mmorpg I'd get jailed for not paying the monthly fee.

[darkblade_the_Great]

All I can say is lol

[Vedruk]

Balls are round.

I'm often around my computer.

Therefore, chocolate is good.
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I don't drink. Except for the occasional barrel or six of rum, spiced. Yar, me hearties, strike up th'keg an' spread th'riches!!!

[Gamut]

You aren't a proper pirate until you water that rum down 10 times and start eating rusk stuffed with weevils.
IBTL

[Vedruk]

The Jolie Rouge is to the Jolly Roger as what is to the Jolly Orc?

*Gasps.* Watered...down...rum?! Blasphemy!! I say, good sir and/or madam, I require redressing, preferably something green! Snarf!

[Cassandra]

VeddyBear, stop scaring people ;)

[Knightley]

...I would immediately gank and corpse camp all of you, just 'cause I could

...I would cancel my account in favor of a better game.

...I would immediately demand that everyone stronger, smarter, prettier, or better off than I am in any way whatsoever be immediately nerfed. Mostly because these, heh heh, unfair advantages make it harder for me to eat you.

...I would tell everyone that when I gank, kill off various useful NPCs of enemy factions, and eat lower level characters because I'm 'roleplaying being evil'. While complaining that real roleplayers are week noobs too scared to play the game -properly-, of course.

Seriously, though, I'd probably be some sort of hybrid alt tank. I'm good enough with guns to pull and have enough training with hands, feet, and sword to deal goodly damage and prevent myself from taking damage, I'm tough enough to take most of the damage that I cannot block, and my education, BS in Psychology and the teaching degree that I'm work on, would, at the least, give me some minor spells to really mess over enemy players. In other words, I probably need to be nerfed, big time.

Oh, yeah, and I'd roleplay.

I am bored. I wish I had some toblerone. Or Lindt. Or Ferraro Roche. Or any chocolate, really. Chocolate cake, cocolate chips, chocolate muffins, chocolate peanut butter fudge M&M chocolate chip brownies...*He considers this.*

And this is why i dont eat mushrooms.

[Gamut]

Eat the right mushrooms and the last thing you are going to do is post on a discussion forum. Especially when the roof just turned into blancmange..IBTL again. Lock this already

[Vedruk]

Am I scaring people, Cassandra? *He considers this.* It was the monkey remark, right? Nobody likes monkeys. Because, you see, monkeys are...uh...indigenous to the North Metropolitan Zone, known to various unfortunate kids as...the Twilight Zone.

Knightley, I actually rather hate mushrooms. Except, on occasions, for stuffed mushrooms. Even then, it's a rare occasion thing, as they are on the borderline 'twixt ick, yuck, and narf.

Gamut, I had a house turn into cottage cheese once, but that was a week-old-pizza-before-bed induced dream. I woke up in a rather warm sweat.

Oh, incidentally, Cassandra, have you ever had chocolate peanut butter balls? They're really rather good. My second-eldest sister makes them (I curse being the youngest sibling in my family!) and they're horridly delicious. Unless, of course, you're allergic to peanut butter and/or chocolate, in which case I would advise eating them only once and with an emergency number and phone at hand.

[spirit]

If life were an MMORPG I'd kill all you Mo-fo's and rez at the nearest spawn point...muhahahahaha...oh wait, you'd rez too...damnit!

Nah, I'd so need Nerfing it'd be unbelievable...I'm like teh uberz0r

[Corellion]

Vedruk, the scary?
Nay, for I have been most reliably informed, you are fluffy. If life were an MMORPG, I would so be the level 3 kid going, so, this pvp zone, you're gonna take me there and help me right, cool items for newbies?

and then...

WHAM! Olderplayer834 does 24 damadge to Corellion. Corellion keels over and dies.

Yeah... :(

[spirit]

...Im sorry...but Corellion...you're taunting me to say something I know I can't say on these boards- *cough*MichaelJackson*cough*

[Vedruk]

You...huh...FLUFFY?!?! Just because I haven't shaved in three years doesn't make me fluf...!

Well, actually, I suppose it does. *He considers this.* Who's been talkin'? ;).

Joking, of course. I shave on a daily basis. Gotter look right pro...uh...pro...proffishanel...proffeshanal...er. ..gotter look right good fer m'internship thingamajigger ;).

The word, boys and girls, is actually 'professional', but hush, don't tell anyone!!

[Corellion]

As you wish, though, I have no idea what Giggles is on about. Also, I'll reveal to you who said such a grevious thing, for a price. That's right, I'm willing to sell you out Cass....
Erm, that is, heh, only joking, it wasn't cass. Give me the money... please, no, no, No, NOOO!


WHAM! Olderplayer834 does 24 damadge to Corellion. Corellion keels over and dies


:cry:

[Vedruk]

Lies! All lies!! I'm...RUGGED!!!

...Here, have a cookie.

[spirit]

Lies! All lies!! I'm...RUGGED!!!

...Here, have a cookie.

Rugged in the Village People way or rugged in the "I'm a lumberjack" way?


As you wish, though, I have no idea what Giggles is on about

Liar...I know you have vowed to stop those jokes, but I know the dirty mind is still there somewhere.

[Rosso6]

http://www.gamespot.com/gamespot/features/all/gamespotting/071103minusworld/1.html

[Vedruk]

Hmmm....Action Hank. Dexter's Lab. Except...well...We both have beards, I suppose. It's all in the beard...

[Lord_Inquisitor]

Long live the Off-Topic forum.

[Vedruk]

Rosso, nice link. I wondered, that I did.

Lord Inquisitor, yes, indeed. Otherwise, I doubt that this thread would have lasted long enough to truly be appreciated.

And, I would like to point out that I make one heck of a mug of hot chocolate. I am very proud of my hot chocolate. Yar.

Edit: Incidentally, Misery is a heck of a movie...Quite forgot about it.

"Excuse me, but are you Paul Sheldon?"

"Yes."

"Well, I don't want to bother you, but I'm you're number one fan."

[Corellion]

So you'd say you're hot chocolate brewing skill is high, eh? Level 425?
Personally, I say I have the greatest sandwich making skill in this game, I must be almost 2034, I mean, give me anything, and I'll turn it into a goremay meal/sandwich. (Spelling intended)

I wish I had a handlebar moustache, oh, and giggles, I honestly do not get it at all. Tell me on msn.

[Vedruk]

Yes, yes, the hot chocolate. It's a pity none of you will never get the chance to try my hot chocolate.

Ah, well, more for me.

[Igfig]

My macaroni and cheese has caused multiple swoons and seductions over the years.

[Corellion]

My macaroni and cheese has caused multiple swoons and seductions over the years.

And don't we know it, ;)

[lagmachine]

My macaroni ussually just causes multiple wounds. :(

[Rudger]

Most things I do is usually aimed toward causing multiple wounds.

Off-Topics Forum, we salute you!

[Gamut]

Post s!
+1

[Azeoth]

I am baffled by the elegant simplicity of Gamut's latest enlightenment. I hearby request that a cult begin, their principle tennant being to follow the Wise One's words, or more correctly, his actions.

[Edit mk.2: In recent news, hey, I'm not a Serf any more. Go me.

In keeping with the original premise of the thread, I would still be gimp.]

[Lord_Inquisitor]

you, Rudger.

[Corellion]

HONK you, Rudger.

Sorry, I had to have a go... I'm still not as good as his-lovely-self though. But yeah.

[Vedruk]

Beware the creature, my son, that haunts the moors at night. Beware the beast that hunts the two-legged prey and feasts upon the flesh of man and dwarf alike. Beware the beast that bays its hatred at a fetid moon. Beware, my son, and watch, for there is no greater savagery than that of the savage weremoo!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lagmachine]

Right, I think you've proven your point about why you never drink. Keep it up, really!

[Gamut]

I am baffled by the elegant simplicity of Gamut's latest enlightenment. I hearby request that a cult begin, their principle tennant being to follow the Wise One's words, or more correctly, his actions.

You can't deny my post had more merit than every other in this thread.

Oh and there was actual content in my post. If anyone other than a mod can find it, have a cookie.

[Azeoth]

<chuckles> The Wise One has once more proven his dominance! His "+1" has outwitted me. Great Wise One, I am humbled before your Wisdom and Intelligence. <bow>

[Illya]

Moo.

Who summoned me from the realm of the weremoo?

[Gamut]

Have a cookie Azeoth.

[Azeoth]

Hooray!
/dance
*Azeoth does a dance
/flaunt (cookie)
*Azeoth flaunts his cookie. Sucks you don't have one, does it not?
/laugh
*Azeoth laughs
/eat (cookie)
*Azeoth eats his cookie

[Vedruk]

Fools, you are wasting time!!! Can't you feel it?! The oxygen waves, they're getting thinner! If we don't leave now, we're gonna FISH!!!

I wuv PIGGIES!!!

Incidentally, Sophia was the best of 'em. Didn't care for the sequel show, though, they should have just left well enough alone. Pity that Dorothy left the show when she did, but I suppose all good things must end. If it had lasted much longer, I'm sure that the show would have been more than a little shall we say, reptitive? Boring. Droll. Drudgey. Trudgin' on the highway!!

I like macadamian nut cookies. I also like macadamian nuts. And cookies. Good together, especially.

[Corellion]

WHAM! Olderplayer834 does 24 damadge to Corellion. Corellion keels over and dies


:cry:

Shut up Vedruk, less Olderplayer834 attacks you...
I hate mention of cookies. They drive me mad.

[Vedruk]

Hmmm....cookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookies piecookiescookiescookiescookies. *Martyr for cookiedom.*

Oh. Hunger for cookies, I do. *Wanders off for a bit.*

[lagmachine]

If you want to be a martyr, that can be arranged.

[Vedruk]

*He chuckles drily.* Of martyrdom, I have no doubt.

Cookies.

I do believe that we scared off dear ol' Cassandra.

Anyone -else- ever have those peanut butter chocolate ball thingies? They really -are- rather scrumptious.