Orcs= most unusual creature to ever live in the Warhammer world...

[luy22]

I've been a warhammer fan since 2000, and I love it, but now that I think of it, how the crap do Orcs go to the bathroom????

1. There are no female Orcs, and they are fungi. So they CAN'T have reproductive organs.
2. We know they have those huge maws for chewing and eating, so wth does all the food go????

These questions disturb and bother me of how the HELL an Orc can live...

[obsolete]

Wanna know what worries me?

That your thinking about Orcs reproductive organs. O_O;

[Snorri]

Orcs dont "go to the bathroom."
Anything belonging to an orc never leaves the privacy of his own pants, this includes his urine.

Food = poo.
Drinks = urine.

So all the food goes to their rectum, or as orcs like to call it "Da boyz passage."

Urination though, theres the problem...
Maybe they have a hole down there, maybe they dont piss, maybe their crap and urine mingle together and come out the same orifice. Maybe their body just consumes it.

[obsolete]

Or maybe they poop on the ground in battle and laugh heartily when people step in it. :D

With the possibility of throwing it (abit like throwing sand in someones eyes to put them off).

[Klitch]

The anus is not a reproductive organ so it wouldn't be unthinkable for Orcs to have them.

i would assume that is they, umm "relieve " themselves

Don't like that idea?(not sure why you wouldn't but...) Tonsels don't have a pratical use in the modern human body, prephaps Orcs once had reproductive organs like ours but have since evolved out of needing them for reproduction.


By the way, why do you care? You are sick man! Sick!!

[NoneSuch]

Pshh Orcs most likley have some sort of organ , I doubt they care about it though.

[Kaikai]

the orcs often talk about kicking each other in the knackers, so i think they have them, even if they dotn use them for anything other than kicking eachother there.
heck! they might have 'spore sacks' down there!

as for a urinal point, they are fungus, fungus does absorb water, they might not even need one.

[Julius]

Uhm, Orcs build statues out of their poop. So I suppose they do .:p

[Hyrus]

the orcs often talk about kicking each other in the knackers, so i think they have them, even if they dotn use them for anything other than kicking eachother there.

Little tidbits like these always burst me into a chuckle.

[BuckFlashback]

This is a silly silly thread with a silly premise and it would be a silly of me to answer it in a non-silly fashion. Silly.

Orcs are a being wholly unlike us superior humans. So it would be arrogant to assume that they would even make wee or, indeed, a poo. It's just absurd! No one in the scientific community has EVER suggested that an orc would make a poo! You should be ashamed for even suggesting that some flora amalgamation would ever make a poo. In fact, I may suggest or implore that no one has ever put forth the idea that a being of the orcoid (or Greenskins to you SAVAGES!) race as ever made a poo or even eaten! Since they are not an animal they would get their nutrition in a different means, sir! They could aborb their energy from the sun, aborb it into their bodies, and expell anything un-needed through waste. Surely they expell this waste through their HATRED! Hatred of YOUR kind of people that QUESTION where the food goes! They take that hatred and they KILL! They SMASH and BASH and MAIM! They take your weasely little body and BREAK IT IN TWO!

So, as we can see the waste facilities of the orcoid race can be explained perfectly scientifically. As for reporduction, I dunno they got spore flakes or something. Silly.

[Node]

maybe their crap and urine mingle together and come out the same orifice.

This would be my guess. It's called a "cloaca," where both intestinal and urogenital tracts discharge in combination from the same orifice. Can be found in birds, reptiles, amphibians, etc. I don't think it'd be too much of a stretch to have it apply to orcs.

[Thorval]

Orcs dont "go to the bathroom."
Anything belonging to an orc never leaves the privacy of his own pants, this includes his urine.

Food = poo.
Drinks = urine.

So all the food goes to their rectum, or as orcs like to call it "Da boyz passage."

Urination though, theres the problem...
Maybe they have a hole down there, maybe they dont piss, maybe their crap and urine mingle together and come out the same orifice. Maybe their body just consumes it.

Thank you for that brilliant, meaningless scientific speech about orcs and their bodily functions, sir Snorri.

[luy22]

We just made a Warhammer-science breakthrough! :D

[notit]

This thread.....

...makes me sick.

[Wulfhelm der Rote]

This is the kind of discussion GW never wanted to see happening...maybe you see why. :)

[havedeath]

Maybe that's why orcs get 'uge.. They never have to go #2 so all the food they eat just turns into body mass and the ones who live long enough get bigger and bigger and stronger and stronger.

[Bigvinuy]

Maybe that's why orcs get 'uge.. They never have to go #2 so all the food they eat just turns into body mass and the ones who live long enough get bigger and bigger and stronger and stronger.

So orcs are giant bags of crap...

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I could go with that

[Ajax]

maybe we shouldnt be having this discussion...

but i doubt they have any reason to do either (poo/piss)

their lives tend to be short ones... so i guess Game Workshop never calculated that one it