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Balthemor
11-02-2006, 10:30 PM
I look at this forum and see alot of fugly women orks hanging around us male dwarves? I don't know why they're here maybe they're trying to seduce us? If they are i'd rather mate with...................Well their is nothing worse to mate with except maybe an elf?
Snorri
11-03-2006, 06:09 AM
They got bored hanging around with their weakling orc friends and came here to see what true warriors are like.

After seeing that we are superior, they turned cold with fear and broke out into sweat. Now they linger around our boards, trying to convivne themselves they are better, they are in denial you see. ;) :p

Let them roam around all they like, they'll all be dead by time WAR is out.

[[Insert random Magelite quote here]]
The above orc is ina furious state of disbelief... last I heard he fell down one of his own pits!! :cool:
Accipiter
11-03-2006, 08:59 AM
I look at this forum and see alot of fugly women orks hanging around us male dwarves? I don't know why they're here maybe they're trying to seduce us? If they are i'd rather mate with...................Well their is nothing worse to mate with except maybe an elf?

Repeat after me, stunty: Greenskins.....don't.....mate. We grow from beauuuutiful fungus.

What you are doing is called "projection". *nods at his great goblin wisdom*
MageLite
11-03-2006, 09:26 AM
[[Insert random Magelite quote here]]
The above orc is ina furious state of disbelief... last I heard he fell down one of his own pits!! :cool:

Cerrection-I jumped in coz I was bored watchin' da stuntie fight like a weak snotlin' and finished 'im off like a propa fighta would!
Don' worry stuntie, I've gotta nice, big pointy stick fer yer fick head! Hah Hah hah...
Balthemor
11-03-2006, 02:10 PM
Cerrection-I jumped in coz I was bored watchin' da stuntie fight like a weak snotlin' and finished 'im off like a propa fighta would!
Don' worry stuntie, I've gotta nice, big pointy stick fer yer fick head! Hah Hah hah...

My nails are pointier than your short unmanly stick
MageLite
11-03-2006, 02:23 PM
My nails are pointier than your short unmanly stick

Stuntie, shush. Yooz don' know whatz yooz iz talkin' about, but if yer come over 'ere I'll rip yer nailz out an have a good look at 'em. Den I'll cut yer 'ead off an shove it onna stick, yooz bein' a stuntie an all.
Balthemor
11-03-2006, 08:07 PM
Stuntie, shush. Yooz don' know whatz yooz iz talkin' about, but if yer come over 'ere I'll rip yer nailz out an have a good look at 'em. Den I'll cut yer 'ead off an shove it onna stick, yooz bein' a stuntie an all.

I'd be long long dead before you cut my head off. It would probably take a few days to even make a scratch in my neck with that blunt piece of dirt! Besides i'd die from your horrable fugly orc breath first
MageLite
11-04-2006, 05:55 AM
Oo said anyfin' about choppaz? I'd rip yer head off wiff me bear handz!
An' dat's rite stuntie-da boyz breath iz a killan' weapon. Heh heh heh...

NOTE: Enuff fightin' in dis thread. Da shavin' stuntie beardz fread iz fer da fightin' ;)
Balthemor
11-04-2006, 11:59 PM
NOTE: Enuff fightin' in dis thread. Da shavin' stuntie beardz fread iz fer da fightin' ;)

Okay okay just speak english for gods sake ENGLISH!
Thorval
11-05-2006, 12:51 AM
Repeat after me, stunty: Greenskins.....don't.....mate. We grow from beauuuutiful fungus.



No wonder you greenskinned fools are always angry, you can't experience what an orgasm feels like! You all are just silly retards who evolved from goofy little weeds.
elthareon
11-05-2006, 01:37 AM
now now dwarfs you know there's no such thing as orc females, but it's understandable that you think there are orc females because your women do look like them and you just simply got confused.
Snorri
11-05-2006, 03:21 AM
now now dwarfs you know there's no such thing as orc females, but it's understandable that you think there are orc females because your women do look like them and you just simply got confused.

Funny... because you know very well that your statement is completely untrue :p Our women our small, plump, homely, squat, and very ungreen ;)

Elfs though, well you understand, you have no "males" or "females" either, do you?
Kraus
11-05-2006, 02:36 PM
http://ca.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.ca?do=Individual&code=9947099903503&orignav=300808

Orc womenz! Now if only I could find a larger painted picture.. :p

But lets stay off the insults guys. *poke*
Balthemor
11-05-2006, 02:57 PM
http://ca.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.ca?do=Individual&code=9947099903503&orignav=300808

Orc womenz! Now if only I could find a larger painted picture.. :p

But lets stay off the insults guys. *poke*

AH MY EYES IT BURNS IT BURNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God damn i think i'm gonna die from the ugliness
Snorri
11-05-2006, 03:10 PM
Ahhh the insults are all in good fun ;)
The dark elf PMed me about the joy he gained from our wee arguments!

And that orc "women" urg... I ....

What to... say..

I.....

You deserve to be banned!
Balthemor
11-05-2006, 08:11 PM
You deserve to be banned!

I thaught we were friends :-( :-( Balthemor sad now :-( :-(
Kraus
11-06-2006, 03:09 AM
I think he was refering to me.. :p
Snorri
11-06-2006, 04:01 AM
Aye I was ;)
*Chucks a barrel of bugmans to Balth*

*Chucks a cannonball at Kraus*

My eyes still hurt from that orc woman :cool: :p
Bolg
11-06-2006, 04:40 AM
what orc woman? :confused:

Edit: oh that Orc Woman. Well I've already seen it and it only reafirms my belief that GW has a healthy sense of humor...






or a very strong stomach.

:mrgreen: