Who Wants Some Ah This?

[GreyWarlord]

Compiled lovingly from written and personal sources, I present a beginner's guide to the delicate art of dwarf swearing. To put it simply, your common dwarf insult consists of three parts. They are: (1)Adjective - tell the something mean about himself, (2)Elaborative - go on and rub it in, and (3)Label - call the filthy grobi by his name. Mix and match, contribute your own, and remember to never let a battle pass up without giving your foes a round verbal pummeling to accompany your axes/hammers/fists/forehead. Insults marked with a '*' are considered so vile and insulting to dwarfs that they are FEYET-IN WEHRDS!

-Adjectives>
Worthless
Stench-laden
Flower-sniffing*
Cantankerous
Slobbering
Beardless*
Hidebound
Gibbering
Repugnant
Babbling
Nitpicking
Clanless*
Pompous
Stunt-bearded*
Lazy
Ugly
Tentacled
Warty
Dainty*
Witless
Craftless*
Flighty
Girly
Rusty
Filth-wallowing
-Elaboratives>
Anvil-dropping
Lily-livered
Willow-waisted*
Cave-slinking
Pointy-eared*
Elf-loving*
Toe-stubbing
Shroom-smoking
Goblin-hugging*
Rat-eaten
Porridge-eating
Tap-dancing*
Axe-breaking
Nose-picking
Lice-ridden
Tree-climbing*
Hanky-waving*
Liver-spotted
Lantern-lugging
Elf-kissing*
Two-faced
Mucus-dripping
Beard-shaving*
Milk-drinking
Tool-snatching*
-Labels>
Halfling-petter
Snotling-fondler*
Lump of guano
Sissy*
Goblin/Orc/Troll-friend*
Pixie*
Cave-in
Troll-turd*
Thumb-sucker*
Gas spore
Pest
Sewer rat
Crybaby*
Orc*
Runt
Dungheap
Flutter*
Smudge-rubber
Oathbreaker*
Tunnel worm
Rust-bucket
Goblin/Orc/Troll-spawn*
Cave urchin
Fossil

[Halfhand]

Well done... I mean... well done!

Mythic should pick this up and code a swear button into WAR that you can keybind with a random number selection for the items in each of your lists.

I think I'd wear that key out after the first month or so of RvR.

[Smachaz]

HAhaha, dwarfs only get better and better :P
Those lily-liver goblin-hugging orc-spawn are gonna get it.

[Garthilk]

lmao, great stuff.

[Snorri]

HAH!!

Great work! :cool:

We'll show those flower sniffing, elf kissing, snotling fondlers a thing or two about dwarfen curses!!

[vehemoth]

my favorite is girly hanky-waving sissie :)

[Medivek]

Ah've never heard a high-falutin' twig-armed elfling described so accurately!

[Balthemor]

Those are some nice insults now wheres that girly elf loving troll turd of an orc?