Roleplaying Khorne!

[Nerror]

Here's my take on roleplaying Khorne:

[Khorne Warrior 1]: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
[Khorne Warrior 2]: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
[Khorne Warrior 1]: RAAAARGH!
[Khorne Warrior 2]: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
[Khorne Warrior 1]: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
[Khorne Warrior 2]: .....
[Khorne Warrior 1]: .....
[Khorne Warrior 2]: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
[Khorne Warrior 1]: KILL THEM ALL!
[Khorne Warrior 2]: ((ooc: ooh new one! good roleplay, very original!))

:rolleyes:

[luy22]

LOL!!!!!!!! VERY FUNNY!! :p You forgot "Slaughter be praised!!"

[Lord Semaj]

Yep, reminds me of 8-bit Theater.

Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Fighter: I like swords!
Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Fighter: I like swords!
Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Fighter: I like swords!
Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Fighter: I like swords!
Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Fighter: I like swords!
Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Fighter: I like swords!

[Chilltouch]

My take on roleplaying Slaanesh:

If you'ved played WoW's female Night Elves on a roleplaying server, then you're already an expert.

[spirit]

Khorne: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Slaanesh: (PM)- Do U wnt 2 cyba?
Tzeentch: You are mine! I am evil! I cannot lose *insert manical laughter*
Nurgle: I will disease you!

[Gharunkal]

Nurgle: "Hmm.. how do I reek of this lovely smell How do I love the pestering boils on my body erupt"
Empire: "You stink"
Slaanesh: "I suck"
Nurgle: "Ew..."
[silence]
Khorne: "Blood for the Blood God!"
Tzeentch: "Why am I even related to them?"
Empire: "Your problem"
*Tzeentch sets aflame the Empire*

That's why you play Tzeentch!

[Arglist]

How to Roleplay the Renegade Dark God Malal

Malal worshipper- I am a self hating chaos worshipper, I am basicly a chaos emo kid:sad: YOU ALL SUCK *goes in corner and posts on myspace*

Yes I am making fun of myself :D

[Wulf]

Yes... Imagine all your guildmates getting into character and screaming "Blood for the Blood God" at the top of their lungs on your headset. Whooptedamndoo.

[Commentaris]

we're thrown in with the greenskins, so i'm expecting much yelling of "WAAAAGH!!!" in vent

/sigh

[Wraithstorm]

How to Roleplay the Renegade Dark God Malal

Malal worshipper- I am a self hating chaos worshipper, I am basicly a chaos emo kid:sad: YOU ALL SUCK *goes in corner and posts on myspace*

Yes I am making fun of myself :D

Malal doesn't exist. GW don't have the rights to him, so he's not part of the IP. He's not fluff, you can't have a character that worships himany more than he can worship Barney the purple dinosaur.

[Kutulu]

Malal doesn't exist. GW don't have the rights to him, so he's not part of the IP. He's not fluff, you can't have a character that worships himany more than he can worship Barney the purple dinosaur.
Oh, get over yourself you rule-book spanking school teacher's pet.

All hail the purple dinosaur! He is after-all, only the most infamous and lethal of all of Tzeentch's many forms...

What do you think he is teaching all the children? Hmm.... someday soon, they will rise up against the Empire!

Raaaagh!


BLEH!

[Machiavelli Noir]

Shouldn't chaos warriors be called "Children of the Khorne"?
Khorne impaled on something would be "Khorne on the Cob," would he not?

I do apologize: those puns were far too Khorne-y.


In most mythologies, being a demi-god would be one of the highest of honors, giving one a life of great glory and achievement. Can you imagine, though, how horrible it would be to be a demi-god from Nurgle and a human mother? Dear god...

[kushinagi]

-roll a Khorne character-

"Hmmm, there's my first quest giver..."

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF SKULLS!
[Accept] [Decline]"

"Err, hmmm, accept?"

"Blood for the Blood God. 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Skulls for the Throne of Skulls. 0/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999"

"Errr, hmmm, I'm rolling Greenskin..."

[Krulltak]

-roll a Khorne character-

"Hmmm, there's my first quest giver..."

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF SKULLS!
[Accept] [Decline]"

"Err, hmmm, accept?"

"Blood for the Blood God. 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Skulls for the Throne of Skulls. 0/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999"

"Errr, hmmm, I'm rolling Greenskin..."
LOL! that was a good one!:lol:

Good thing this game has WYSIWYG.

[Instant_Karma]

-roll a Khorne character-

"Hmmm, there's my first quest giver..."

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF SKULLS!
[Accept] [Decline]"

"Err, hmmm, accept?"

"Blood for the Blood God. 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Skulls for the Throne of Skulls. 0/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999"

"Errr, hmmm, I'm rolling Greenskin..."

I second that LOL.

[Immortalis]

-roll a Khorne character-

"Hmmm, there's my first quest giver..."

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF SKULLS!
[Accept] [Decline]"

"Err, hmmm, accept?"

"Blood for the Blood God. 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Skulls for the Throne of Skulls. 0/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999"

"Errr, hmmm, I'm rolling Greenskin..."

Hahahahaha! I cried IRL from laughing too much. Oh, WoW memories!

[Boulvae]

Well atleast you'd be all set for all your tiers ad not have to worry about everyone elses quests. I think the follow up quest would be:

"KILL THEM ALL"
[decline] [accept]

"...do I dare accept...yes..."

Orc players slain: 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Chaos players slain: 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Dark Elf players slain: 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
High Elf players slain: 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Empire players slain: 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Dwarf players slain: 0/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Players killed in total: 0/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999

"FOR THE LOVE OF-!"

As you can see, you go right to RvR and not have to worry about PvE cause you already finished.