By Sigmar!

[Instant_Karma]

Ok, just for kicks, how many different expressions can you come up with using the phrase, "By Sigmar!". Inspiration for this comes from TSOALR (Turn Signals On A LandRaider http://www.tsoalr.com (http://www.tsoalr.com/)); if you guys haven't read it yet, I highly reccomend it for some good Warhammer 40k humor. I'll get things Started, anyone else may add their own Patron Diety as is appropriate (T'zeentch, Grungi, Gork/Mork etc):

"By Sigmar's Yellow Spotted Pajamas, slay the heretics!!!"

[Bloodstorm]

"By Sigmar's hairy left nostril, purge this heretical scum!"

[luy22]

"By Sigmars balls!" That's somthing I got from the Warhammer 40k book, Spacewolf. Ragnar's friends says stuff all the time like that... Set about some bear...

[Dolash]

By Sigmar's sweaty sternum!

By Sigmar's fungus'd feet!

By Sigmar's weighty warhammer!

By Sigmar's wholesome s! (Sisters of Sigmar reference there for you Witchunters)

By Sigmar's aging armour!

By Sigmar's burning beard!

By Sigmar's torn trousers!

By Sigmar's prodigious package!

By Sigmar's enraged eyeballs!

By Sigmar's smelly socks!

By Sigmar's vengeful vision!

By Sigmar's graceful gaze!

[RabidNinja]

By Sigmar's sexy, flowing, man locks. I think we can achieve victory today!

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By Sigmar's leaking bladder that's a lot of orcs!

[Daemian]

By Sigmar's masculine muscles thats one big fireball!

[Illya]

Sigmar's holy buttocks, this thread is blasphemy!

[KroqGar]

By Sigmar, I agree with Illya.

Just for laughs:

You'll be dead faster than you can say Marneus Calgar wears polka dot pajamas.

I read that in an official GW publication once.

[Smachaz]

By Sigmar's slighty shorter left eyebrow, this thread is ridiculous!

[krogg]

By Sigmar's ultimate man boobs of ultimate truthiness, I swear she is a Witch!

[Krulltak]

By Sigmar's HeldenHammer, WTF was the point of this!

[Instant_Karma]

By Sigmar's underwears of righteous smiting, for making absurb quotes with the phrase "By Sigmar" of course!

[Smachaz]

By Sigmar's beautiful wavy hair! Now i get it.

[mongoose]

By Sigmar's sweaty sternum!

By Sigmar's fungus'd feet!

By Sigmar's wholesome s! (Sisters of Sigmar reference there for you Witchunters)

By Sigmar's aging armour!

By Sigmar's torn trousers!

By Sigmar's smelly socks!

Me thinks thou dost insult our God!

/smites Dolash upside the head

[kratth]

By Sigmar's weenus! this is a good thread, but wouldn't it fit better in off topic?

[Instant_Karma]

By Sigmar's delectible bits of bacon grease no! This is the Empire forum and Sigmar is the God of the Empire and this is how we express our love for our primary diety!

[Smachaz]

Me thinks thou dost insult our God!

/smites Dolash upside the head

By Sigmar's retarded half brother! You're right, burn him!

[KroqGar]

You just had to make fun of Steve Heldenhammer, didn't you Smachaz?

[Astner]

By Sigmar's great manhood (refering to the hammer)
By Sigmar's golden pimp accessories
By Sigmar's goblin b*tch (The one in the picture)
By Sigmar's 13 suck-up's
By Sigmar's f*ckin' sheet (pronounced like , regering to the cape)
By Sigmar's canary -- I know they're starting to get lame ...

http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/6609/sigmaroriginal1ql.gif

[mongoose]

By Sigmar's retarded half brother! You're right, burn him!

<spots the OBVIOUS Orc trying to pose as a WPoS (come on.....you have green skin and tusks AND you arent wearing a helm for Sigmar's sake! :rolleyes: ) and summarily dispatches the witless and foolish fungus>

[Krulltak]

<spots the OBVIOUS Orc trying to pose as a WPoS (come on.....you have green skin and tusks AND you arent wearing a helm for Sigmar's sake! :rolleyes: ) and summarily dispatches the witless and foolish fungus>


Realize the chances of any non special human actually defeating an orc 1v1 are slim to non existant.

By Sigmar, your followers are madmen!

[Evander]

By Sigmar's grand cheesy comestibles, yonder more coveted my steed!

[Mork]

By Sigmar, he who sleeps with me shall be my brother!

[shaman64]

By Sigmar's great grandmother who've I've slept with. I'm gonna cut that orc up and use his head as a trophy.

[Krulltak]

By Sigmar's weakling Empire, his Imperial fanbois think they can actually beat an orc!

[shaman64]

By Sigmar's manicured fingernails. This orc thinks he can out fight a dedicated Priest!

[Krulltak]

By Sigmar's goblin jester, GREEN IZ BEST!

[spirit]

By Ulric's beard! These Sigmarites are everywhere!

By sigmars teeny-weeny itsy-bitsy yellow polka-dot bikini what a polava!

(note: I love the Lizardmen special characters based on that song)

[Smachaz]

By Sigmar's mighty Bald followers! I just committed Thread Necromancy!

[fusilero]

By 'dis Sigmarz mightee Gobbo Jestah, 'da Necromancy is 'da illegal! I iz goin' ta burn 'im rite up jus' like 'da Witch 'unter I am, not un of 'dem Choppa Boyz!

[thor30013]

By Sigmar's mighty Bald followers! I just committed Thread Necromancy!

By Sigmar's big toe! A confession! Burn the witch!

[Krulltak]

By Sigmar's big toe! A confession! Burn the witch!


By Sigmar's thick wavy locks, a necromancer in our midst!

[Elthy]

By Sigmar's pet space hamster! The orcs are coming!

[Atavistic]

By sigmar's fuzzy leopard print undies!

[Guilliam]

Don't make me come over there or else I'll take me belt off and by Sigmar me trousers'll fall down.

[Heno]

Hey can you pass me my shaving cream, it's over there by Sigmar.

[heavyhebrew]

By Sigmar's burning sensation, this thread is heresy!