Murrr's Orc challenge

[MURRRR]

Well I want to play on a role-playing server when the game comes out, and naturally im going to be an orc. So I was thinking how everyone would be talking like an orc, and the thought was so beautiful that I fell to my knees and cried, then built a choppa out of a guitar neck and some speakers and got some 7 year old kids to start a WAAAAAGH!!!
Well long story short I decided that I can't wait for the game to come out and wanted to hear some orc talk now.

So I now challenge all of the orc fans to come up with there most orcy lines, which will be judged by.....everyone... to decide which one is best.

the only rule. It can’t just be WAAAAAGH!! although using WAAAAGH!! is encouraged.

ill start it off with this.

OI YA GITT! GET DAT ROKK OFFA DA KATAPULT! DIS GOBBO SCUFFED ME CHOPPA AN I TINK HE'LL MAKE A GOOD DOOM-DIVA!! WAAAAAGH!!


Just a little taste of what I hope casual conversation will be like in WAR

[Krulltak]

We'll frag dem weedy lil umie lovin coal flava'd smelly lil' panzee stuntie gits ta Gork n' Mork!

Ya zoggin snotlin kissin gits, orcz iz da bigges' and da strongest, and I'ze da maddest, meanest, choppiest, bashiest, smashiest, stompiest, greenest, biggest, and most dead 'art Boss around!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[MURRRR]

We'll frag dem weedy lil umie lovin coal flava'd smelly lil' panzee stuntie gits ta Gork n' Mork!

Ya zoggin snotlin kissin gits, orcz iz da bigges' and da strongest, and I'ze da maddest, meanest, choppiest, bashiest, smashiest, stompiest, greenest, biggest, and most dead 'art Boss around!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Congratulations! You win!

[Smachaz]

Krulltak da winna? Ee wins wot? if da prize iz a beetin', den i'm da wun givin' 'im da prize, ya got dat ya gobbo goolash sucka.

[Krulltak]

Ya stupid lil snot! You couldn't krump a humie'! You'ze tink you'ze dead ard?! I'ze kiolt a nudder one o' dem boyz big bosses wit me bare 'ands! I'ze grabbed stunties by da hairs and ripped deir gobz roight off!

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[Smachaz]

WOT?! Me'll beet da livin' ploppaz outa ya, wen i'm finisheded wif ya, you'll look loike a zoggin gobbo, eben dem curse stunties will look bedda den ya. Me'm biggur an stronga den ya, nows ya bedda Ss'urrup before ya git da choppa in da 'ed.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[Krulltak]

Ya weedy lil runt, I'll frag ya ta zog! I'ze duffed da 'ardest boyz you'ze can tink uff, but you'ze definatly ain't a 'ard one, you'ze just a runt! A Weedy lil runt!


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

*charges at Smachaz with two large choppas*

[Smachaz]

Ya goolash sucka, ya rilly wan ter die doncha? Ya tink you've seun da strongest there iz, but da strongest wun iz in front o' ya, i'll be ya so 'ard you'll be turnin' pink.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

PS.: This is why we need Duels in the game :p

[Krulltak]

*Slams one choppa in Smachaz' shoulder, hacking through the armor. Krulltak growls*

[Smachaz]

*Kicks Krulltak in the Jibblies*

*Hits Krulltak over the head with a piece of Dwarfen wall*

Ya zogg mug!

[Krulltak]

*Headbutts Smachaz. Aim's choppa for Smachaz' head.*

[Smachaz]

*Deflects Krulltaks Choppa with his own*

''Breaking both choppas''

*Grabs Krulltak and throws him to a nearby post*

[Snorri]

*Picks up an ale and sits down*
"Ahh, stupid snotlings..."
*Watches the fight unfold.*

[Aquinas]

This is why I love people who are really into Warhammer. <3

[Krulltak]

*Punches Smachaz in da gob, breaking his nose, and headbutts Smachaz again*

[MURRRR]

*Deflects Krulltaks Choppa with his own*

''Breaking both choppas''

*Grabs Krulltak and throws him to a nearby post*


*Krulltak hitting post drops street light on Murrr's head*

OI! You lookin fer a bashin ya stuntie loovin snot!? iz kilt ard'er boyz den yu in wif nuffin but miz green ands! Couse iz da biggest, greenest boy of dem all! and i'd brek a cuple fat gobbos lik you just ta prove it!! WAAAAAGH!

[Smachaz]

*Smachaz gains back balance from the last blow*

''Oi, trey against wun, i loike mi chancz''

*Picks up random pointy object*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

''per-pare ter git a beetin' ya zoggin lil bitz o' sqwig droppin''

*Smachaz Grins*

[MURRRR]

*throws down choppa*

"WAAAAGH!!"

*Ducks Smachaz pointy thing and knee's him in the stomach"

"Youz ain't tuff enuff ta stikk me ya dumm zoggin squirt! maby u sould troi ur lukk on a oomi, or iz dat to ard ya git!"

[Krulltak]

*Pushes Murrr aside, charges towards Smachaz and grabs on to the pointy stick, trying to pull it away*

[MURRRR]

*punches Krulltak in the back of the head, then bites down on his shoulder"

[Smachaz]

'''Hahahaha, Murrr ya clomp loike a pansy lil' 'umie''

*Smachaz pulls the pointy thing Krulltak is holding*

*Tries to stab Krulltak with other pointy thing*

[Krulltak]

*Shakes head, and shrugs Murrr off, lets go of pointy stick, causing Smachaz to fall back a little, then punches Smachaz' now bloodied face a second time, while aiming his remaining choppa for Smachaz' head again*

"YOU'ZE GONNA DIE GIT!"

[Inimicus]

Roight, you gits! Lookkit! dis 'ere's yous club witha nail innit! Yous will eat it! yous will sleep onnit! When i's yell "JUMP!" yous answer "WHAT COLOUR?!" GET IT?!

Disclaimer: Yes, that line is blatantly stolen from discworld. So.....UP YOURS!:-x

[Smachaz]

*Shakes head, and shrugs Murrr off, lets go of pointy stick, causing Smachaz to fall back a little, then punches Smachaz' now bloodied face a second time, while aiming his remaining choppa for Smachaz' head again*

"YOU'ZE GONNA DIE GIT!"

*Smachaz grabs Krulltaks hand who's holding the Choppa*
*Puts the other hand on Krulltak's thoat*

''Nows dis 'ere'z wot'z i calls a scrap.''

*Smachaz grins again, a bloody smile*

*Smachaz lifts Krulltak by the throat, and throws him on Murrr*

[Krulltak]

*Krulltak quickly gets back up, and gives a loud snarl. Grabs a chunk of metal next to him and beats Murr in the face with it*

[Smachaz]

'''Ey, ya dum grot, me'm ober 'ere!''

*Smachaz jumps on Krulltak, starting to punch his head violently*

[Krulltak]

*Punches Smacha'z several times until he comes off, turns to face Smachaz now*

WAAAAAAAAGH!

[Aquinas]

I wonder if this thread will last until the release...

go on, I won't stop you.

[MURRRR]

*gets up and shakes blood off head*

*runs at Krulltak and takes out his legs with a dropkick, then just starts wailing on Krulltak*

"DIE YA UGLY GITT!"

[Krulltak]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

*Grabs Murrr's arms, and pulls him down to the ground. Krulltak gets back up and starts to pound Murr into a pulp

[MURRRR]

*spits blood into Krulltak's eye, then headbutts him off of me.*

"YA AINT' KRUMPIN ME DAT QUIK!"

*Punches Smachaz in the throat, then swings at Krulltak*

[Krulltak]

*Grabs Murrrr's arm, and crushes it in his hand, and aims his other first for Murr's face*

[MURRRR]

*ducks Krulltak's punch, then gives Krulltak an uppercut*

"WAAAAAGH!!"

*kicks the inside of Krulltak's leg to try to nock him off balance, then headbutts Krulltak and trys to wrestle him to the ground*

[Krulltak]

*Bites Murrr's neck and holds on, while also wrestling Murrr to the ground*

[MURRRR]

*Knee's Krulltak and pushes him away*

*grabs the chunk of metal and throws it at Smachaz face*

"WAAAAAAGH!"

[Boulvae]

If'in ya can'ts chops 'em, smash 'em, if ya can'ts do dat ry'ght stomp 'em good t'ill dey stop da twitch'en. If dat don work... BEAT EM T'ILL DEY DEAD!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*Smashes his helmet at the back of murrrrs head and then kicks his arse into the mud, then starts bashing and smashing him with his helmet and basha.*

[Krulltak]

*Krulltak dogpiles on Murr and Boul, and starts to beat Boul in the head.*

[Boulvae]

*lifts krull and tosses him aside then takes a big stone and slams it on murr.*

*Starts to charge krull with a piece of wood*

Wan' a piece o' me eh krull? WELL YA GOTS WHAT YAR LOOKIN FOR, WAAAGH!!!

[Krulltak]

*Krulltak gets into a fighting stance, and when Boul reaches him he grabs Boul and and swings him to the dirt*

Zoggin gits gonna git wots comin ta em!

*Does the Stone Cold Stunner on Boul*

OOC: I'm imagining this fight, and it's hilarious the way I see it:p ! Massive green brutes kicking the crap out of each other with everything they got, like an old monster movie.

[Boulvae]

(I have no idea what that move is)

*Rolled off of krulls reach, and grabs the closest shiny thing near him and hucks it at krull while he gets up.*

*Grabs metal bit off the ground near him and gets ready for a fight*

[Krulltak]

(You jump on a downed guy while aiming your elbow for his stomach)

*Grabs a fairly large chunk of sharpened metal from the ground, and attacks Boul with it, who blocks it with his own metal bit, and both orcs are now locked into trying to shove the other one back with his metal bit*

[Boulvae]

(thanks for the info)

*Steps to the side causing krull to run into the ground and then gets on top of him and blugeons him with his metal bit*

[Krulltak]

*Grabs the metal bit Boul is holding, and then pulls on it so hard Boul is sent flying over Krulltak and is now down on the ground in front of Krull. Krulltak picks Boul up by the shoulder and headbutts him into a wooden wall*

[Boulvae]

*Kicks krull in the stomach, and pulls his head out of the wall.*

*Grabs krulls tusks and smashes krulls face into his knee, then grabs a stone while holding onto to the bigger of the tusks and thocks krulls head with the stone.*

Hah, i'z got one ov yar tooths, dis get me a nice necklace.

*Smashes the stone against krulls broken toothed jaw.*

[Krulltak]

*Headbutts Boul again, breaking some of Boul's teef, and then sends a flurry of punches at Boul*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[Boulvae]

*Tackles krull into the ground and then shoves his thumbs into krulls eyes and begins to crush his skull.*

Hah hah hah, I win!

[Krulltak]

*Pushes Boul off of him furiously, and then grab's Boul's head and begins to crush it in his hands*

You'ze gonna need open 'ead surjurie afta dis, SNOT!

[Boulvae]

*Grabs krulls head and continues to crush his head aswell putting them in a lock of staring at eachother maddingly.*

[Krulltak]

*Bites off one of Boul's fingers and eats during this bloodly lock of death*

[Boulvae]

*Slams krull's head to the ground making them on even ground while krull made a meal of his ear.*

[Krulltak]

*With blood now coming out of his ear's, he grabs Boul's arm and starts to pull powerfully on it, attempting to rip it out*

[Boulvae]

*Grabs the helmet that was between them and smashes the pointy end of it on krull's head then jumps on him in a fit of rage, bashing his face with the pointy end of the helmet continously.*

[Krulltak]

*The adrenaline pumping through Krulltak, he begins to grow in size during the battle, and easily throws Boul off of him with a punch. Krull puts both his hands together into one big fist, and slams it into Boul's skull, knocking the opponent to the ground*

Both orcs are now covered with mud, mixed with blood, and bruises appear all over them.

[Boulvae]

*Boulvae also grew in size after that blow to his face, and jumps up with snarl and blows his nose like a hic infront of krull.*

Come on den, don tell me ya giv up already!

[Krulltak]

*While Boulvae is speaking Krulltak charges, sending his head into Boul's stomach and knowing them both down. Krulltak tries to rip Boul's head off by the neck*

[Boulvae]

*Getting slammed to the ground, he rolls with the motion and forces krull to let go, then smashes his head into krulls*

[MURRRR]

*durring Krulltak and Boulvae's fight Murr has been searching for the biggest smashiest thing he can find, locates a sizable lead pipe and charges Boulvae*

"WAAAAAGH!"

*slams the pipe into the back of Krulltak's head several times, then smashes the pipe across Boulvae's face. Try's for a secound time but blood in eye's couses Murr to miss and spin around several times."

[Boulvae]

*grabs murrr then grabs krull and shoves him into murrr then gets ready for a big fight.*

[MURRRR]

*Lifts Krull up and throws him at Boul*

"I'll smash ya gob inta lidl bitz!!"

*Raises pipe and gets ready for an attack*

[Krulltak]

*Gets up and Grabs Murr's arm, and then pulls him forward and punches him in the face, knocking him into ground, and Krulltak proceed by body slamming Murrr.*

[Boulvae]

*Moved out of the way when murrr was about to attack, and scoffs at em both.*

*Picks up two metal bits and throws one at krull, then the other at murr and walks away with a dissatisfied look on his face."

You call dis a fight, dis waz no fight dis waz a grot fest. I'm outta 'ere.

OOC: I'm gonna go play splinter cell, so i'll be back.

[MURRRR]

*rolls out of the way of the body slam, then starts kicking Krulltak while hes down*

"RUN YA PANZII ELF BOY!"

[Krulltak]

*Grabs Murr's foot and pulls him down to the ground. Starts to kick Murr in the face several times*

[MURRRR]

*Grabs Krull's foot while he is stompin Murrr's face, and pushes Krull's foot hard enouhg to knock Krull to the floor, then stands up and spits out a bloody tooth*

"You owz me a toof Krull!!"

*charges at Krull*

[Krulltak]

*Raises legs and kicks Murr in the jaw during his charge. Gets back on his feet and charges Murrr while he's down*

[MURRRR]

*Rolls back and gets to his feet*
*spits out anouther tooth*

"DATS TWO KRULL!"

*Runs at Krull and headbutts his jaw*

[Smachaz]

*Smachaz looking at the fight from afar seems distracted from a Bloodbowl match outside*

''cumz on yer 'orse shoes ya bedda win!''

''ok dats it, ya twuu ignoreded meeb fer long enough''

*Smachaz jumps in the pile of orcs kicking and punching everything, biting whats in reach*

[MURRRR]

*During Smachaz charge Murrr gets kicked in the face. Spits out anouther tooth*

*stares at the tooth for a secound. Then begins to get bigger and tremble with rage*

"IMMA SMASH YA DUMM GOBS INTA LIDEL BITZ AN MAK NEW TEEF OUTA YOUR BONEZ!!"

*Starts Punching whatever gets close enough to get punched*

[Krulltak]

*Grabs Smachaz, punches him the da gob, and then throws him into Murr, and dogpiles on both of em*

[MURRRR]

*tries to lift both Krull and Smachaz off of him, but fails. Gets frustrated and starts punching Smachaz kidneys*

[Boulvae]

*Jumps on the dog pile and latches ontto krulls remaining tusk, and starts beating him with a smasha.*

[Studoku]

Dats it. I has two choppas cos der is two of you fightin. I'm gonna kill you both wiv my choppas den kill yous again wiv my otha choppa.

[Aquinas]

*Cough* Excuse me Greenskins, but is there a free spot for a Chaos Chosen to join the fray?

[Boulvae]

*Gets off of the dog pile, and sneers at studoku*

D'eres five o' us ya stupid snot.

*Turns to a aquinas with a grin*

And you...

*Smashes his smasha on the chaos boy on the head*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[Aquinas]

*Rolls over the ground in pain, but gains consciousness and then throws himself to his trusty mace*

"I can take pain, compared to you green skinned scums, no offence of course.. this little "spar" won't hurt our alliance will it?"

*Leaps over to Boulvae and smashes his face with a fearsome force*

[Krulltak]

*Gets off the dog pile and charges for Murrr, tackling him to the ground and beating him on the back of the head*

[Smachaz]

*Jumps on Chaos boy, making fall on his back*

''Allianz? Wot allianz?''

*Smachaz puts his hands together and starts smashing the Chosen's helmet*

[MURRRR]

*throws sand into Krull's eyes, then pushes him backwards and dropkicks Aquinas*

"youz chaoz boyz bleed phunny!!" WAAAAAGH!!

[Krulltak]

*Blindly swings fists around, beating Murr in the face*
WAAAAAAAGH! Ya cowardly lil snot!

[MURRRR]

*Punches Krull in his blinded state*

"youz juss mad cuz ya wusent think enuff ta do it yaself!!"

*runs for the lead pipe*

[Krulltak]

*Grabs a large, sharpened wooden pole out of the ground, and runs after Murrr*

WAAAAAAAGH!

[Smachaz]

*Gets off chaos boy and runs toward Krull*

'''Eres yer prize, zogg!''

*Smachaz drops kicks Krull*

[Krulltak]

*While on the ground, kneels back up and stabs the sharp pole into Smachaz' stomach, and then lifts himself up and chokes Smachaz with one hand, while driving the pole in deeper with another*

[Smachaz]

''Dat dun 'urt''

*Grabs Krulls pole and takes it out, overpowering Krull*

*Head butts Krull to make him let go*

[Krulltak]

*Grabs the other end of the pole and pulls Smachaz forward, headbutting him once, then twice again, causing Smachaz to fall, and then proceeds to body slam Smachaz*

[Boulvae]

*Holds the chaos boy in place, and then logdes a choppa in him.*

WAAAAGH

*Takes murrr by the tusks and rams him into the stone wall, takes his smasha and slams murrr deeper into the ground with it.*

[Krulltak]

*Grabs the wooden pole again and rams it deep into Smachaz head, ending the weedy grot*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'Z DA BIGGEST, SO I'ZE DA BOSS!

*Rips off Smachaz' head and sticks it on a pole attached to his shoulder armor*

[MURRRR]

*blocks Boul's smasha with his pipe and kicks his knee in*

"IZ GETTIN SOME TEEF BAKK!!"

*smashes the pipe across Boul's face*

*looks over to Krull, with Smashaz head*

"WAAAAAAGH!!"

[Boulvae]

*Staggers from murrrs blow, but grabs murrr's tusks and rips one out of his jaw, and shoves him to the side.*

*Grabs krull's shoulder armour poll and pulls his face downwards, and knees his face knocking some of his remaining teeth out.*

Yar da toof'liss one snot'lin.

*Breaks his wooden poll with his smasha, and starts blugeoning krull with it.*

[MURRRR]

*rams into Boulvae with his shoulder and knocks him out of the way*

"DIS GROT IZ MINE"

*starts were Boulvae left off and starts beating Krull with his lead pipe*

[Krulltak]

*Grabs the lead pipe and bends it in his hands, and proceeds to poke Murrr in the eyes, and headbutts Murr to the ground*

"YOU'ZE DA NEX TROPHY, GIT!

[MURRRR]

*relizes that Krull is stronger then Murr alone*

"LISTEN UP YA GITTS! LETS WAAAAAGH!! UP AN KRUMP DIS STUNTI LUVA!!!"

*raises fist and gages the mobs response*

"WAAAAAAGH!!!!"

[Boulvae]

WAAAGH, this ya coward!!!

*Grabs onto murrr's remaining tusk and holds his face in place, then gives it a few good smashes with his basha.*

*Shoves murrr into krull, and takes out his smasha.*

[Krulltak]

*Grabs a random charging boy, and easily rips his head off*


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WEEDLY SNOTS WOT WEAK TA TAKE ME ON ALUN!

*Headbutts another boy, and crushes the boy'z head with his foot*

[MURRRR]

"FARGET YOU YA STUPID UGLY SQUIG!! IZ GONNA KRUMP YA ROIGT AFTA IZ DONE WIFF KRULL!!"

*Charges into Krull and starts punching him as hard as Murrr can"

[Krulltak]

*Grabs both of Murrr's arms and holds him in place, and proceeds to kick Murr into the ground, and starts to stomp on him with both feet*

[Boulvae]

*Drops his already busted basha, and pulls his choppa out of the chaos boys corpse, and chops off one of murrrs arms smashing krull in the back to cause him to stumble right after.*

Now DIS 'ere a nice fight.

[Krulltak]

*Grabs Murr's severed arm, gets back on his feet and turns around to face Boul, and proceeds to bash Boul in the face with the severed arm*

[MURRRR]

*gets up bleeding from his arm stump*

"WAAAAAAGH!"

*hold his severed arm in his other hand and swings it low into Boulvae's knee, Breaking it*

[Boulvae]

*Drops the choppa and grabs on the severed arm, then breaks his smasha on krulls head.*

*Kicks murrr away, picks up his choppa and gets riled up.*

OOC: Change it to ripping off the chaos boys arm murrr then it'll make sense...

[Krulltak]

(I already took the severed arm)

*Swings the arm around wildly, knocking Boul down and tripping Murr*


GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrWAAAAAAGH!

[Boulvae]

*Lobs a stone nearby at krulls head, causing him to stagger.*

*Quickly gets up and then picks up krull and tosses him on top of murrr.*

OOC:This is the best fight ever...we should make this into a nice little story.

[Krulltak]

*Gets up off of Murr and charges Boul, lifting him up, and throwing him into a spike pit where he is sevrerly injured*

Mo' headz fa me pointy sticks!

[Boulvae]

*Breaks the spikes stuck in his body, pulls one out and leaps on Krulltak with rage then shoves it right into his eye socket taking out one of his eyes.*

WAAAGH!!!

[MURRRR]

*grapples Krull to the floor and starts choking him with my last arm*

"UR GONNA DIE YA WEAK GIMP!"

*starts headbutting Krull while choking him on the floor*

[Krulltak]

*Takes poll out of eye socket and stabs Murrr in the back with it, then rolls over to get Murr off*

[Boulvae]

*Toppled over after murrr knocked krull to the ground. Quickly grabs his choppa then rejoins the fray by grabing onto murrrs's leg and then dragging him closer.*

*Picks murrr up then shoves his choppa into his shin and throws him into the spike pit, getting bigger and getting infueled with rage from all the "pain" and injuries.*

[Krulltak]

*Gets up and pulls his hand way back, and proceeds by sending a powerful punch into Boul's face, breaking many teeth and bone, and sending him back 5 feet. Krull picks up boul's choppa and heads for him*

[MURRRR]

*crawls out of the spike pitt, bleeding from a dozen open wounds and a severed arm*

"Iz der a shammy in da houze?"

*grabs the choppa from his gut and charges into Boulvae. Swinging down onto his shoulder and driving the choppa deap into his green flesh*

[Boulvae]

*Grabs his choppa in krull's hand and rips it out of his hand then shoves him down.*

*Grabs his leg with and tosses him at the spike pit, but misses and krull is now on the other side of the spike pit.*

*Waaaghing in rage from murrr's attack, grabs murrr by the head and slams him into the ground then rips his choppa out of his back and swings it down onto murrr to deal the final blow.*

[Krulltak]

*Notices Murr choppin up Boul, and then swings his Choppa at Murr's neck, cutting deep into the thick green skin*


P.S. Boul, orcs don't wail in pain, they can't, they don't feel pain. At all.

[Boulvae]

OOC:I just noticed something but we got choppas out the yin yang...must be all the boyz watching us...

[MURRRR]

*Rolls out of the way of the killing blow, then grabs the choppa in murrs neck and trys to wrestle it out of Krull's hand, while avoiding Boul and his choppa*

[Krulltak]

OOC: It's the fact that some people are skipping other's posts, cuz not everyone is posting at the same speed, I'm suppose to still be holdnig your choppa*

*Punches Murr in the head, knocking him to the ground and leaving the head barely hanging on the body from sinew and tendon*

[MURRRR]

OOC: Waaaaaagh!!!

[Boulvae]

OOC: Well technically you picked up the one I left on the ground before i left to play splinter cell so s'all good.

*Shoves his choppa into murrrs face hanging from his still standing body, shoving him into the spike pit and turns to krull.*

[MURRRR]

*epic music begins to play as the final showdown begins*

[Krulltak]

*Smashes Boul's choppa with his own, both breaking. Proceeds to choke Boul*

[Boulvae]

*As he stares at krull he notices he's equally as large as himself, and grabs another spike from his body and rips it out and stabs krull in the chest with it then pushes him off.*

[Krulltak]

*Headbutts Boul, and continues to choke him*

[Boulvae]

*Grabs krull's head, then continuesly smashes his head into his till krull lets go.*

*Rips the spike from krulls chest then shoves it in krull's last eye socket blinding him completely.*

[Smachaz]

*Grabs the wooden pole again and rams it deep into Smachaz head, ending the weedy grot*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'Z DA BIGGEST, SO I'ZE DA BOSS!

*Rips off Smachaz' head and sticks it on a pole attached to his shoulder armor*

.....

*An entire platoon of Empire runs into the Room taking Krull into pieces and burning his little bits of body*

Seriously though, you just killed the threat. I though everyone understood that you couldn't go *Kills Bob with choppa into head*

[Boulvae]

(Don't worry, the fight will reset, were just not getting a good flow yet so after this we can restart...with better co-ordination with posts.)

[MURRRR]

.....

*An entire platoon of Empire runs into the Room taking Krull into pieces and burning his little bits of body*

Seriously though, you just killed the threat. I though everyone understood that you couldn't go *Kills Bob with choppa into head*

OOC: I got killed to man, no worries. just sit back and see who wins in the end.

[Smachaz]

OOC: I got killed to man no worries. just sit back and see who wins in the end.

hehe, its not a question of who wins, its just to make funnies. But it started out as a cursing contest anyways :p

[MURRRR]

hehe, its not a question of who wins, its just to make funnies. But it started out as a cursing contest anyways :p

true but it has turned into quite the epic battle.

[Boulvae]

OOC: Since I can't really see it possible to post anything to retaliate i'm just gonna finsih him off so we can do this again...

*Rips out another spike from his chest, latches onto the spike in krulls eyes socket, then continouesly stabs him till he can't make out his ugly mug anymore.*

*Dropping the corpse, he lets out a huge waaagh in triumph to any of the spectators watching the fight knowing whos boss now.*

(Now i'm off to play some splinter cell.)

[MURRRR]

*as Boul stand over Krull's body, he feels something at his feet. He turns to see murr, crawling up to him and a bloody trail from the spike pitt, holding his own head on*

"dat was won good scrap ther"

*coughs up some blood*

"noice foightin cheif"

*murr falls to the floor and stops moving. He stares off into the distance with a smile on his face. Knowing that he fell in combat with the biggest and baddest of the Boyz...and in the end, who could ask for more*

[MURRRR]

Thank you to everyone who contributed to this thread. That was fun, and i really hope we can have a rematch somtime soon. Until then

WAAAAAAAGH!!!

[Smachaz]

*On a stick Smachaz's head starts talking*

''Yer nub da bestest, git ober 'ere so i kan finish ya off ya scumbag''

*stick breaks, making Smachaz's head roll on the ground*

''Any o' ya zogg mug's mind 'elping meeb owt?''


So MURRRR who won MURRRR's Challenge? ;)

[Krulltak]

Dude, this was freakin A. I woulda won if only I wasn't in the shower while yall finished it.


*Krulltaks almost dead body begins to speak*

HAHAHA! Dis iz wot we loik bes! *Coughs up blood* Dat woz da best scrap I eva did see, hahaha! WAAAaaaaaaaaaaagh! *dies*

[Boulvae]

I say one of us posts this as an orcy tale in the art section, cause this was pretty good...even though it was just a bunch of straight out violence. Then again thats all orcs, orks, goblins, snotlings, and grots live for, that seems to be the only thing that doesn't change period.

[Aquinas]

Haha, I was only gone for a few hours, weren't expecting you all to post like madmans. Was a fun read and... *cough* fun to be in for about 2 posts. ;>

[Boulvae]

Actually i used your corpse as my personal weapon rack, but maybe next fight we won't kill anyone off ti'll atleast 5 posts by that person or 15 at most.

[Aquinas]

When will the next little fight accur?

[versuvius]

where do i register

[Aquinas]

where do i register

... woot? You don't register. You just hop in and type in whatever you please ;)

[versuvius]

i can do vat...i fink

[Aquinas]

Huh, now you are speaking in riddles my friend.

[versuvius]

ok...i said I THINK I CAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!

[Aquinas]

Aaah, there we go, I kinda thought you said: I can what... I think if we compare the post:

i can do vat...i fink

Problem solved, lets move on :D

[versuvius]

aye lets...

[Krulltak]

HAHAHA! Freakin sweet, the power of the WAAAAAAAAGH! was too strong for Versuvius to resist, and he's now one o'd da lads!

[versuvius]

basically your right...iv been playing as orks on DoW and i love em!! DIE EVERYTHIBG THATS NOT GREEN!! AAAARGH GRASS STOMP IT! you know if you put real high detail on you can see a grot chucking red paint out of the back of the wartrakk on speed mode...i see what red is da fastest is now

[Aquinas]

You should have rolled a Chaos like the rest of us, impudent whelp.

[Krulltak]

You should have rolled a Chaos like the rest of us, impudent whelp.


WOT? I wasn't listenin. Why wudd 'e join da weedy stinkin chaos diggas when 'e can be Da Biggest and Da Strongest o' DA ORCS! We'ze gotz da powas o' Gork, AND, Mork!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[versuvius]

rolled what...eh....im confused, gimi tea!

[MURRRR]

as for the when does the next fight occur, we should do it like later today or tommarow.. and have rules and a setting. Like we are in a Arena fighting for de onor ov Gork an Mork. and there are weapons on the walls. or somthing.

[versuvius]

yeh well im goin to be asleep and at bloody school tomoz till about 4 o clock... its 10 30 here now so i may not participate but ill stomp yeh anovver time...lucky for yous guys

[Smachaz]

''Awright, enough o' this stinkin' chatterin', lets brawl!''

*Smachaz punches Vers. in the mouth*

''Welcum ter da boys ploppaz mug''

[versuvius]

Smaschas recoils and a soldid hand grabs his head and gets nutted *Smaschaz falls over*

[MURRRR]

"Dis ain't nuffin loike da weak stinkin oomies ooh can take any panzie boy ooh can old a blade. WERE DA ORCS!! AN WE DON NEED NO WEAK PANZIE GROTS IN DIS ERE WAAAAGH!! so its time ta weed out da weak!"

*Slugs Versuvius across the face*

[versuvius]

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!* muscles bulge in DBZ fassion ans picks up MURRR and throws him across the room in Schmachz* (ignore spellings)

[MURRRR]

OOC: maby i should start a new thread before we start a new fight.

[Krulltak]

*Suddenly, while passing bye with roast squig meat in hand, Krulltak notices a brawl in the fighting pit, and he throws down his squig meat (which is suddenly scavenged by a sneaky lil goblin) and runs straight for it*

TOIM TA DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*Tackles Murrr to the ground, and starts, beating him in the gob*

[versuvius]

takes advantage of distraction* picks up a table and starts beating MURRR with a table leg*

[Krulltak]

OOC: maby i should start a new thread before we start a new fight.


Hmmm, yeah, maybe we should, but lets make it in the RP forum so people notice it!:D


P.S. Versuvius, if you must join, ya gonna need to follow some basic rules.

[versuvius]

aye lets *carries on beating MURRR*

[Smachaz]

OOC: heh, you managed to make my name souind like an Empire name.

But there should be some base rules, like no exaggeration, lets say a goblin joins the fight and goes *Punches Smachaz on the chin, making him fly across the room*, he should be killed.

[versuvius]

i wouldnt beleive that even if you said it

[MURRRR]

ok ill make it and set down the rules.... agreed?

[versuvius]

no probs here...puts down table leg and help up schamckz...whatever your name is

[Krulltak]

ok ill make it and set down the rules.... agreed?

Aye Aye Capitan.

[MURRRR]

er were are the RP forums?

[Smachaz]

er were are the RP forums?

Lower section ''Community Servers''

[versuvius]

cant see it....is it made yet

[MURRRR]

cant see it....is it made yet

no im sorry i cant find the Rp forums.

[Krulltak]

no im sorry i cant find the Rp forums.


, it's right above artist's corner which is right above off-topic, go to the forum index, it's there.

[versuvius]

ey
index...community...at the bottom and its the top one
http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=10

here link

[Smachaz]

no im sorry i cant find the Rp forums.

Scroll down a bit, theres a section called Community Forums, the first in those 4 is called RP forum.

[MURRRR]

ok its almost ready.

[versuvius]

exelent:D WOOT

[Krulltak]

i wouldnt beleive that even if you said it
http://uk.games-workshop.com/orcsandgoblins/miniature-gallery/12/

[MURRRR]

im gonna have it take place in a arena and all classes will be able to join (even the *good* ones) if thats ok with everyone.

[versuvius]

as long as we can cook the non ork losers

[Krulltak]

What do you mean the 'good' ones? And are you saying its not an orc challenge anymore, but just some giant random arena where nayone fights in?

[versuvius]

hmmmm krull has a valid point...orcs exclusive?? maybe the odd cooking skaven or the random Bisto stock dwarf?

[Krulltak]

Wait, what? I was asking if it's no longer orc exlusive as it is now.

[versuvius]

youv lost me...i need tea...do orcs make tea? well i need tea...TEEEEEEEEEEEEA!! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!

[MURRRR]

if no one minds i would want it to be a FFA arena were anyone can join. but it you want it to be orc exclusive i could do that.

[versuvius]

i do like the sound of not having to look where i swing but i think orc exclusive will be better....theres loads of FFA's about

[MURRRR]

alright so everyone agreed that its a greenskin brawl? or can chaos and dark elves play to?

[Krulltak]

1- Orcs do not make tea, they make fungus beer.

2- I wouldn't mind the idea of everyone being allowed, but wouldn't some classes be overpowered? For example couln't an orc, specially the bigger ones just easily crush a Witch Hunter or WP or KoTBS?

3- Meh

[Smachaz]

Yeah, but lets hope no one goes, *Skaven jumps in, killing Smachaz Krulltak and MURRRR jumping on there backs and slicing there throats*

[MURRRR]

1- Orcs do not make tea, they make fungus beer.

2- I wouldn't mind the idea of everyone being allowed, but wouldn't some classes be overpowered? For example couln't an orc, specially the bigger ones just easily crush a Witch Hunter or WP or KoTBS?

3- Meh

how about just destruction classes?

[versuvius]

i dont care I WANT EFFING TEA!!! and im ok with any one joinin lets raid some sissy elfs for tea...an rp THE QUEST FOR TEA!! lol

[MURRRR]

i dont care I WANT EFFING TEA!!! and im ok with any one joinin lets raid some sissy elfs for tea...an rp THE QUEST FOR TEA!! lol

lol! never before have so many inoccents died.....over tea.

[Krulltak]

how about just destruction classes?


3- Meh

4- I dunno, I guess I won't mind.

[versuvius]

you know why my avatar is silver? CUS I NEED TO TO KEEP MY GREEN COMPLEXION!!!

[Krulltak]

you know why my avatar is silver? CUS I NEED TO TO KEEP MY GREEN COMPLEXION!!!

No, its because the artist never felt like painting it.

[versuvius]

errr errrr...*jumps out of window* *walks back in looking as embarassed as a tea crazed orc can

[Smachaz]

you know why my avatar is silver? CUS I NEED TO TO KEEP MY GREEN COMPLEXION!!!

Complexion? YA DONZ LOIKE GREUN?!?!

[versuvius]

err pass that by me once more please

[MURRRR]

Well for the past few days me and some other Orc players, have been involved in a bloody little skurmish, which has recently ended. And because it was so fun we have decided to start a new one.

Rules-
1) You must speak in charecter. And any destruction charecters are allowed, this isent just orcs. Choas, Dark elves, gobbos, can all join (because this is taking place in a arena)

2) you describe everything that your charecter does, but dont make him/her do something that he/she cant do
ex: *the goblin punches the orc and sends him flying across the room* A goblin could probebly never do that.

3) although you can kill other charecters and they can kill you, try not to do it rediculesly quick. All combatents will be of reletively equel strength and skill, so it wont be that easy. And give the person your attacking a chance to defend themselves.

4) Plz dont get mad or take anything that happens personaly, its just some Rp.



Setting: You have been forced to *or have volentarily* enter into a Free For All fight to the death. You have been thrown into a pit,about a 50 ft radious with a sandy ground. The walls around you are covered with weapons, and you are armed with the equiptment that you usualy use. The walls are about 15 feet high and are made of stone, with wooden spikes sticking out of the wall in no real pattern.

you have been told that only one person will make it out alive. Let the Brawl begin.








is this good?

[versuvius]

ooooooh yeh...i chose this avatar cus i like the ork in it

[Krulltak]

Perfect..................................

[versuvius]

wheres mah rune choppa!!!!!!!!! time to krump as kull would say...as i say TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA!!

[MURRRR]

ok its up, somone start a fight!

[Alex]

I'll give it a try.... ;)

OY!! OY YOUZ DERE! YE YOUZ! COM 'ERE'! WOT YOUZ DOING 'ERE'? EY? D'IS BE MY CHOPPA AN' DAT BE YOUZ HEAD I'Z GONNA SMASH! YA UGLY GIT! ME BE DA MEANEST! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

:o

[Spiky Yellowteef]

C'mon ya git! D'at choppa izn't doing ya any good against me bow an' me squig will eat ya! D'atz right I'm a gobbo but ya iz no match for me an' me squig Spike.

*Fires some arrows at Alex*

[Alex]

*Blocks arrows with shield*

Wut' youz do dat fo'? WAAAAAAAAAAGH

YOUZ GON'A FEEL DIS CHOPPA ON YOUZ FACE!!

YOUZ UGLY SQUIG IS GON'A GE' IT TOO!!

*Swirls choppa at Spiky Yellowteef and his ugly squig*

NOW'Z YA GET'IT COZ ME IZ DA TOUGHEST 'ERE!

[Spiky Yellowteef]

*Spiky ducks from Alex's slow blow and quickly draws his sword*

I'm gonna make ya bleed, ya git!

*Spiky makes a swing against Alex's belly and Spike does what squigs do best, biting.*

[Alex]

*gets rid of the squig bitting his arm*
*blocks the incoming attack and takes a step backward*

OY! YOU IZ T'INKIN' DAT YA WILL ME WIT' YA CHEAP STAB!!

IZ SHO' YA HOW DA ORK SMASH'Z A SQUIG AND A UGLY GIT GOBBOZ

*Charges forward with a deep battlecry*

[Spiky Yellowteef]

*Spike recovered from the push, bounces up on Alex's back and knocks him to the ground*

D'a mean orc killed by a gobbo. A snot iz stonger d'an ya!

*Spiky aims at Alex's arm*

[Alex]

DAT BE IT!

*in a terrible roar of anger and.. irritation, grabs a leg of the gobbo and clubs the squig with him. Tosses spiky*

You iz not strongest or da toughest!

*Takes a defensive stance, and mutters*

Gobbo fight gud' but me fight betta!!!

COME YA GOBBO!

[Spiky Yellowteef]

*Spiky rises up and draws his bow and shoots, while Spiky tries to attack Alex.*

[Zhantos]

*Runs into the fray throwing the goblin off to the side*

You lil' git messin' wit da gobboz? How 'bout I show you who da real boss 'round 'ere iz eh lad?

*I unsheathe my choppa from my belt slamming it against my shield as I let out a loud roar staring at Alex menacingly*

[Obould Grimfang]

-Seeing the ongoing brawl, Obould decides to join in. Spiky club in one hand and iron fist knuckles in the other, he jumps into the fray and starts to 'moosh' everything in his path while screaming his deafening battlecry.-

Obould moosh all ob ju toopid softies an' stuntie lobberz coz him TUFFSTOTTED OBB DEM ALL! YUH!

[Zhantos]

*Zhantos blocks Obould's incoming attacks with his shield*

Iz dat all you got? *Laughs smashing his shield into Obould's face, knocking him down*

[Obould Grimfang]

-Obould gets knocked down by Zhantos's lucky shieldbutt, but quickly regains ground and delivers a gruesome blow to the Orc's head with the iron knuckle, while bashing his shield with the spiky club with terrible fury.-

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Kerandus]

WE'Z ALL GANA DIE!!!! :p

[Alex]

*laughs at those greenskins*

OY! IF YA IZ NOT IN A FIGHT FROMZ DA STARTZ YA IZ NOT IN DA FIGHTZ!!

*Goes into frenzy bashing everyone within range swirling around like a hurricane yelling:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*loses balance, and falls down dizzy from the swirling*

Ugh...

[KGBmarinac]

Har har them lad's doin' stupid with them orcish acc'ent, it's joly fun!\

dwarvish ftw :P

[Spiky Yellowteef]

*Slowly backing away from the orcs until he sees his chance. Rushing towards the fallen orc*

Da orc iz 'as fallen, soon 'e iz dead!

*Spiky stabs the Glowy Blade in Alex's back, holding it in both hands.*

[Alex]

*Knuckles spiky, laughing at his pathetic attempt to stab him.* IT IZ GUNA TAKEZ MORE D'AN A PUNY KNIFEZ TO HURTZ A OOORK!! ORKS IZ DA TOUGHESTZ!!!*His eyes glow a bright red, and picks up spiky yelling WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH* *Throws spiky in the nearby ditch.*

[Raub]

Oi, diz iz uce-less. Ey! Lil' goblin lad! Pik up yore shootah n' blass dem fightin' orkz tuh bitz!

*Squig herder fires at several orcs only to eventually turn on me*

*Knocks me out for quite some time...*

*Last Words*Oi lad, wot wuz tha' fer yuh coward umie! Ugh, yu'll pay fer diz ya hea' git!

[BIG BOSS JESSE]

OI YOU LOT!!! Ya gonna start a fight wit out meh!
BRING IT!!! WAAAGH!:skull:

[BIG BOSS JESSE]

WAAAGH!

*RUNS INTO CROWD AND STARTS SMASHING 'EADS*:mrgreen:

[Jasej]

If it's orc exclusive, I might join in.

If it's FFA I'm deffo in, but the orc exclusive would make mroe sense, wouldn't it?

EDIT: Oh crap, I thought page 12 was the last one..

[Knutt Warkilt]

Outta da way youw lot! yer either fightin' or yer diein, urry up an make up yer minds before ah use yas as meh crumpin' stick.

Roight lads, that aint no wall o bearded steel owt dere, 'em's jus stunties! awls we godda do is brin' em down good 'n ard like ya was made ta do, now 'ow greun an' meun are yah?

<Raises his shield and a sea of orcy doom rolls down in a massive thundering WAAAGH!!!>

[BIG BOSS JESSE]

Outta da way youw lot! yer either fightin' or yer diein, urry up an make up yer minds before ah use yas as meh crumpin' stick.

Roight lads, that aint no wall o bearded steel owt dere, 'em's jus stunties! awls we godda do is brin' em down good 'n ard like ya was made ta do, now 'ow greun an' meun are yah?

<Raises his shield and a sea of orcy doom rolls down in a massive thundering WAAAGH!!!>

*BIG BOSS JESSE RUNS AHEAD SMASHING DOWN A STUNTY WIF PURE FORCE*

WAAAGH!