The DoK manifesto.

Korochun · 09-24-2008, 01:03 PM

1. Not all targets are created equal. There is only so much Soul Essence to pass around. If you didn't get healed, you were not worthwhile enough to get healed. Try being useful.

2. It's your own damn fault. Maybe if I wasn't so busy healing so many people, I could've healed you. And the reason I was so busy is probably because you were being bad at your job. You know, if you put out more DPS or tanked better, there would be less attack pressure on your own team, and therefore, there would be less healing pressure, too.

3. We are here to get you through in one piece, not to check on your underwear. That's the job of zealots and shamans. We are here to try and prevent your sorry arse from hitting the ground while putting pressure on the enemy, nothing more and nothing less. Satisfaction is not guaranteed, but as long as you're still alive, I don't want to hear a word outta you.

4. If you have time to be complaining, you have time to be useful. Go do something productive. Bash a stuntie. Stab an elf git. Violate a pie. We know everything you're going to whine about...

5. ...and we don't care. We're very likely doing our best with what we got. Most people don't even realize we are healing them, as much as they only notice the fact that they are not yet dead. Also, why are you still talking?

6. Stop telling us to heal. Unless you want us to tell you to DPS. Or tank. Every single time someone in your vicinity dies. What do you mean, taunt is not godmode?

7. Healing is not godmode. We are neither omniscient, nor omnipotent. We have limited resources. Just like you do. Before stopping to nag us, stop and think.

8. You are not important. It's only what you do that matters. If you want to get heals, do something important, and do it well.

9. You are not the center of the Universe. We are.

10. Khaine is our god. Khaine is a god of war. Wars have casualties. Enjoy the graveyard run.

11. We're Khaine's worshippers, not yours. In fact, as far as we're concerned, you're only kept alive to amuse our god with your antics. Don't &#@* with Khaine.

Questions? Comments? Talk to the Khaine.