CALL TO ARMS - Order Event: NEKKID PROTEST MARCH on the IC

[Excelsias]

Bash & Brew Community Relations Division

Contact: Excelsias FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - 10/13
Email: excelsias@lookingforgrog.com

"NEKKID PROTEST MARCH on the INEVITABLE CITY"
Show Destro what it means to have class -- BARE YOUR A@@ on the IC

WHAT: Get Nekkid and march from Altdorf to the Inevitable City
WHY: What's more fun than getting Nekkid?
WHEN: Saturday, 10/18, 7 PM CST
WHERE: Gates of Averheim --> Gates of the Inevitable City / On Bash & Brew Vent

Pre-march festivities and drinking will commence at 6 PM CST on B&B Vent
bashandbrew.instantvent.com / port 9073
Destro is welcome to hop on Vent and harangue us on the way

Bash & Brew would like to help organize some Order folks for a little sortie next weekend. Come join with us to march, NEKKID, from the Gates of Averheim in Reikwald all the way to the Inevitable City in a PROTEST march. Join us in SOLIDARITY for some fun, nekkid marching, and a little bit of class next weekend. Who says ORDER can't organize? Let's show 'em that we CAN and have some FUN doing it!

WANT TO MARCH WITH US? HERE'S HOW!
Think of this like an old-school regatta -- you know, those boat races with fancy dudes in polos. Instead of boats, we need six-man groups of nekkid people with banners to march! Seriously -- how much fun would it be to have 50-100 people marching nekkid under banners from Altdorf to the IC? Bash & Brew will be out in force. Hoping for a lot more to join us! Again -- this is all about having a good time. Sure, we could all get up at 3AM and try to flip some keeps. Maybe we'll do that somewhere else in the weekend, but a half-hour --> hour of nekkid marching should be a good time and get us all out the field together.

TO SIGN UP
Post your intent to be a "GROUP LEADER" for the protest march, next Saturday (10/20) @ 7PM CST. OR

Post your intent to joint he PROTEST MARCH as a marcher!

I need people who can carry banners nekkid to post here that they'll join. I'll be keeping a list of attendees in the post below, and group organizers. If you plan on being a group leader, bring a couple banners in case your group gets whacked. I can reimburse as well, if you really can't afford 6-10 gp.

We will probably come under attack from Destro along the way. Who cares? This is a PROTEST MARCH Fight back if you can -- all that matters is that ONE STANDARD gets to the IC gates (and screenshots FTW!)

Female Elf and Human toons are encouraged to sign up for my group, just FYI.

COME ONE, COME ALL!

[Excelsias]

Attendee list -- TWO Marchers ready to go!

GROUP LEADERS:
Excelsias/Sygerrik -- Bash & Brew
Avandias -- Bash & Brew
TheQuirk -- Trespass
Agyle -- The Crimson Guard

MARCHERS:
Nyia (SadisticShe) -- Legends
Lazerius -- Legends
Antonious -- Chantry of Secrets
Mardegan -- Bash & Brew
Whish -- Smash
Zuhar -- Mongbat
Sauce -- TKT
Sotacoo -- Unguilded
Daobaz -- Bash & Brew
Wheatnik -- Casualties of WAR
Toppins -- Trespass
Mordenkai -- War Dogs
Wrod -- Unguilded
Mortbane -- Chantry of Secrets
Ziebudgar -- The Candymancers
Hammerhead -- Casualties of WAR
Nyxs -- Bone Collectors

[Sotaco]

god demmit, I wish I was already high enough to enjoy these kind of things .
Sounds like fun!

[Excelsias]

Any Levels welcome man -- you could create a level 1 toon for all I care

[GraeKnight]

HAHA! This sounds great. Someone has to demo record it.

[SadisticShe]

I'm in.

Always up for wasting time nekkid! Hehe...

[RockpapperWaagh]

so long as you dont stop at BO's along the way, i for one will try my best to keep people from killing you.

[vmann]

What do I have to do to get my name on the list???

Ophire - Unguilded - Marcher

[Sargonas]

Your efforts have my support, it sounds down right fun Im with Steamtank, I will make a conscious effort to have folks leave you alone till you get to the gate

I wish you the best of luck on organizing a strong turnout!


*quietly makes preparations with his First Response team juuuuuust in case this is a feint maneuver for an IC taking*

...hey.. no one said you cant be too careful.. drunk Dwarves are sneaky farkers!

[edflam311]

I might be able to make it.

[Avandias]

You know you can count on me to bring the standards, Excel. Well, that and being naked.

[KKyoji]

are you guys going to PvP after this thing? As fun as naked marching sounds, PvP sounds better.

[Excelsias]

This is peaceful protest march, nekkid. Straight from Altdorf --> IC. No objective, no keeps, de nada. It's meant to be a show of solidarity on Order

Now -- after we're done, who knows. I'd say chances are good that if we have enough people, we'll don some gear and get on a keep somewhere

[Sargonas]

Something I just realized... you will only be able to get to our fortress doors, without them being open you cant actually walk up to the city gates.

In this case, I'm actually sad as that takes some of the oomph out of things!

Also be careful, its not all sunshine and daisy's leading up to our city. Its a cold, frigid, bitter weather covered in ice and snow.. not at all friendly to exposed danglybits!

[Dracil]

Sorry, but I'll be celebrating three friends' birthdays on that day. Have fun though!