Friday's Faithful Advice!

[Aeternis]

Is your healer healing someone else? Your guild leader working you too hard? Know a priest who is falling off the wagon?

Perhaps you just need to know the best drink to go with a Lost Vale picnic, or how to reconnect with God.

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Stupid or Sadist?

When I die on the battlefield, our priests tend to resurrect me, only to watch lazily as I stumble back out with nary a sliver of me life left, and down I go again. I find it sadistic, but could there be another cause?" -Hex and the City


Rev. Barrows says:

"Again, I'm always spoutin' this out but Sigmar helps those wot help themselves! Take matters into yer own hands an' suck down a potion really quick so ya can surge back into battle quickly t' serve His Holy Radiance!

On another note... perhaps ya should start bein' a bit kinder to yer priests. A hefty donation to th' church always keeps my prayers and blessin's flowin' on th' battlefield. Sendin' them a nice chocolate cake an' fine ale also makes me less stingy wi' th' healin'.

Also, if yer screamin' t' be brought back to life mysteriously from beyond th' grave on th' regionwide amulet that's just weird an' if Sigmar's hand does decide t' drag ya back from Morr's Garden then I'm not gonna do much t' keep a heretic like yerself alive. That's just my reasonin', they might just plain hate ya! Ha! Good huntin'!"



Saleeya, High Priestess of Tzeentch says:

"Nope, no other cause. Death is but a change in ones physical and mental state, and so is rebirth. Your deaths are homage to the Changer of Ways, (and Khaine/Khorne if you swing that way). Although, if the priest is not one to worship a sacrificial god, then perhaps they are too busy healing the warlords and have little time to babysit the pansy farmer-turned-soldier types. Perhaps if you yell 'heal me' at them repeatedly you might get their attention. And perhaps then they will be kind enough to leave you dead for once."

Shroom Looks Like a Maybe

"My body looks as normal as any Mountain raised Goblin's can be, I do not seem out of place.However, I know I am female, I feel it in my core!
What can be done to make my femininity more apparent?" -Shamin' Shaman

Saleeya, High Priestess of Tzeentch says:

"Though I am a devout worshipper of The Grand Schemer, you may find those of the Slaneeshi cult more open to your obviously warped mind. They care little for your 'orientation' whether it be male, female, both, or neither. And when your done fooling around with the Demon Prince's play things, I am sure Tzeentch can provided more 'useful' alterations to your physical design."




Rev. Barrows says:

"If that's wot ya believe in yer heart, gobbo then that's wot you should be. Sigmar teaches that ya should not be decietful in any way, and hidin' yer true self fits that bill fer sure.

So, comin' from a woman's perspective, here's wot I suggest ya do.

Sneak up on th' druchii in one of yer stinkin' camps with the longest, most luxiourous hair. Scalp 'em all sneaky like (that's one less I 'ave to bother wi' killin') an make a wig outta that!

That, a little rouge, an' a pink bitzkeepa will get ya lookin' like a fine lady gobbo in no time! Sigmar bless!"